puns.json

[
  {
    "pun": "Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?",
    "punchline": "A: None. It's a hardware problem!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why was the keyboard so tired?",
    "punchline": "A: Because it has two shifts every day!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What does a proud computer call its little son?",
    "punchline": "A: A microchip off the old block!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What is another name for a computer virus?",
    "punchline": "A: A terminal illness!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why did the computer spy quit?",
    "punchline": "A: They couldn't hack it anymore!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What did the motherboard say to the new software?",
    "punchline": "A: I'll show you who's Dos!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What does a floppy disk do when it needs a break?",
    "punchline": "A: It goes for a C: drive!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why was the computer geek disappointed by the zoo?",
    "punchline": "A: They couldn't find any RAM!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Which way did the computer programmer go?",
    "punchline": "A: They went data way!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a hamburger?",
    "punchline": "A: A Big Mac!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: How do you find a spider on the internet?",
    "punchline": "A: Check out its web site!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: How did the computer catch a cold?",
    "punchline": "A: Someone opened too many Windows!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why don't Vikings like to send emails?",
    "punchline": "A: They prefer to use Norse code!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What do you say when a JavaScript interview went bad?",
    "punchline": "A: Don't call us, we'll callback you. We promise!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why did the computer programmer drown?",
    "punchline": "A: They couldn't figure out whether to float left or right!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?",
    "punchline": "A: You console it!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why did the programmer quit their job?",
    "punchline": "A: Because they didn't get arrays!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What do computers and air conditioners have in common?",
    "punchline": "A: They both become useless when you open Windows!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why do Java programmers wear glasses?",
    "punchline": "A: They cannot C#!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?",
    "punchline": "A: They haven't had a gig yet!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why was the database admin kicked out of the bar?",
    "punchline": "A: They kept joining the tables!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why did the JavaScript developer lose their job?",
    "punchline": "A: They couldn't keep their Promises!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?",
    "punchline": "A: They were Prime mates!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What are computers' favorite snacks?",
    "punchline": "A: Microchips, phish sticks, and cookies. But just a few bytes of each!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why was the network administrator late to work?",
    "punchline": "A: There was lots of traffic congestion and even a collision. Everything was backed up. It was a hard drive!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What wedding gift should you buy for a Windows administrator?",
    "punchline": "A: I don't know. Perhaps you should check the registry for clues!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Where's the best place to hide a body?",
    "punchline": "A: Page two of Google!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?",
    "punchline": "A: 'I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.'"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What do computers do on a beach vacation?",
    "punchline": "A: Surf the net!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why are people afraid of computers?",
    "punchline": "A: They byte!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why do people on Twitter tell me I'm always confused?",
    "punchline": "A: Because I don't follow!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: How does a computer get drunk?",
    "punchline": "A: It takes screenshots!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why do app developers have such high insurance rates?",
    "punchline": "A: They're always crashing!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why doesn't the developer use Git?",
    "punchline": "A: Because they're afraid to commit!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why does a front end developer eat alone?",
    "punchline": "A: Because they don't know how to join the tables!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Did you hear about the Linux sysadmin who won Strictly?",
    "punchline": "A: They really came out of their shell!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why are Java programmers' front yards so untidy?",
    "punchline": "A: Because they are always waiting on garbage collection!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What do you call a Rails developer?",
    "punchline": "A: A conductor!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Where do naughty disk drives get sent?",
    "punchline": "A: Boot camp!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What do you call it when you have your mom's mom on speed dial?",
    "punchline": "A: Instagram!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why did the functions stop calling each other?",
    "punchline": "A: Because they had constant arguments!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What's the most cutting edge language?",
    "punchline": "A: C#!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why couldn't the programmer dance to the song?",
    "punchline": "A: Because they didn't get the algo-rhythm!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why do universities hate Java programmers?",
    "punchline": "A: They're always starting public classes!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why are programmers popular on the street?",
    "punchline": "A: They'll write scripts for anything at the right price!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why is everyone who works at the keyboard factory so rich?",
    "punchline": "A: They put in a lot of shifts!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why don't programmers like nature?",
    "punchline": "A: Too many bugs!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: How many bits of bait does a programmer need to go fishing?",
    "punchline": "A: At least 8, or else the fish won't byte!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why were the JavaScript plumbers delayed?",
    "punchline": "A: Because they had to await async!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why was the IT engineer in the hospital?",
    "punchline": "A: They touched the firewall!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: How do you generate a random string?",
    "punchline": "A: Put a Windows user in front of vim and tell them to exit!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: How many testers does it take to change a light bulb?",
    "punchline": "A: None. Testers do not fix problems; they just report them!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?",
    "punchline": "A: What's the problem? The bulb at my desk works just fine!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why did the programmer stop using Python?",
    "punchline": "A: Because they are scared of snakes!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why did the PowerPoint Presentation cross the road?",
    "punchline": "A: To get to the other slide!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What sits on your shoulder and says 'Pieces of 9! Pieces of 9!'?",
    "punchline": "A: A Parroty Error!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why are database admins afraid of having dinner?",
    "punchline": "A: Because the table is cleared!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Who is a computer's favorite singer?",
    "punchline": "A: A Dell!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why did the integer never get any radio play?",
    "punchline": "A: Because it was unsigned!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: How does the JavaScript function travel?",
    "punchline": "A: It flys first-class!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What is a computer's favorite instrument?",
    "punchline": "A: The keyboard!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What does the hacker say to their mom when they're hacking people?",
    "punchline": "A: Gone Phishing!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What do Linux users wear?",
    "punchline": "A: Tux-edos!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What do you call a program whose file you can't find?",
    "punchline": "A: Soft-where!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What grade did the programmer get on their test?",
    "punchline": "A: C++!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What made the technician win the golf tournament?",
    "punchline": "A: They had a hard-drive!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why do programmers take so long in the shower?",
    "punchline": "A: The instructions on the shampoo are: lather, rinse, repeat!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What search algorithm did the wise men use to find the baby Jesus?",
    "punchline": "A: A*!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Who is mongoDB's favourite singer?",
    "punchline": "A: JSON derulo!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why was the JavaScript developer sad?",
    "punchline": "A: Because they didn't Node how to Express themselves!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Hey officer! How did the hackers escape?",
    "punchline": "A: No idea. They just ransomware."
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What accommodations did the JavaScript developer request at the hotel?",
    "punchline": "A: A room with a Vue!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What did the router say to the doctor?",
    "punchline": "A: It hurts when IP!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What do you call the top of a function that's async?",
    "punchline": "A: Tap water..."
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What's a pirate's favorite programming language?",
    "punchline": "A: You'd think it was R, but their first love is the C."
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What is the object oriented way to become wealthy?",
    "punchline": "A: Inheritance!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What is an algorithm?",
    "punchline": "A: Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What is a programmer's favourite hangout place?",
    "punchline": "A: Foo Bar!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What does a programmer say after a road trip across California?",
    "punchline": "A: It was a solid state drive!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What do JavaScript programmers like to order at the coffeeshop?",
    "punchline": "A: Mocha, Chai and a cup of Expresso!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Which planet in the solar system would a python developer first travel to?",
    "punchline": "A: Jupyter!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: How did the lecturer encouraged the computer science students?",
    "punchline": "A: Git job. Git pushing on!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Which exhibition at the zoo did the Python developer visit first?",
    "punchline": "A: The Anaconda!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why did a couple of programmers go to the farmer's market?",
    "punchline": "A: They went there to do pear programming!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Did you hear about the programmer who spent a day walking round in circles?",
    "punchline": "A: After a while they really needed a break!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Did you hear about X's and Y's wedding? There were 10 arguments!",
    "punchline": "A: Well, it was a very large function!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why was the cell phone wearing glasses?",
    "punchline": "A: It lost its contacts!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What's an aliens favorite key?",
    "punchline": "A: The space bar!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What do you call a programmer who acts in a strange way?",
    "punchline": "A: A programmer with undefined behaviour!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What do some programmers call their Grandmas?",
    "punchline": "NaN!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why won't they let the programmer write any loops with iterators?",
    "punchline": "A: Because the programmer is called Obi-Wan!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What did the programmer say when they couldn't debug their code?",
    "punchline": "A: It's imparsable!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What do programmers do when they're hungry?",
    "punchline": "A: They grab a byte!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?",
    "punchline": "A: A hobbyte!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why did the router and the laptop get married?",
    "punchline": "A: Because they had a connection!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: How does Bill Gates count to 10?",
    "punchline": "A: 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What did the CPU say when it was being overclocked?",
    "punchline": "A: “Stop it! It hertz so much!”"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What's a programmer's favorite dessert?",
    "punchline": "A: Raspberry Pi!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why did you get fired from your job at the keyboard factory?",
    "punchline": "A: They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?",
    "punchline": "A: Siri-ous!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?",
    "punchline": "A: Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What do hackers do on a boat?",
    "punchline": "A: Phishing!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What’s the best way to learn programming?",
    "punchline": "A: Bit by bit..."
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why do programmers always use the dark theme in IDEs?",
    "punchline": "A: Because light attracts bugs!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What did the programmer shout at the unjust ruling in court?",
    "punchline": "A: [object Object]!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why didn't the shelf compile?",
    "punchline": "A: It was missing a bracket!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Why didn't the programmer finish their class work?",
    "punchline": "They were Test-Driven..."
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why did the computer go to the opticians?",
    "punchline": "A: It needed to improve its web-sight!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant?",
    "punchline": "A: A very big memory!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why are JavaScript interviews so unpredictable?",
    "punchline": "A: You never know how a candidate will React!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What do you call a group of 8 rabbits?",
    "punchline": "A: A rabbyte!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: How do you catch a C# framework?",
    "punchline": "A: With a .NET!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why did the computer show up at work late?",
    "punchline": "A: It had a hard drive!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why did the developer go broke?",
    "punchline": "A: They used up all their cache!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What did C++ say to C?",
    "punchline": "A: You have no class!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why are there not great movies about databases?",
    "punchline": "A: Because everyone already hates the SQL!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What jungle animal has only two states – jumping out and scaring people or not.",
    "punchline": "A: A Boo-lion!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why shouldn't you use \"beef stew\" as a password?",
    "punchline": "A: It's not stroganoff!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What did the JavaScript developer do when they got fired?",
    "punchline": "A: They didn't know how to React!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What do you get if you lock a monkey in a room with a typewriter for 8 hours?",
    "punchline": "A: A regular expression!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why do the stories written by C programmers drag on forever?",
    "punchline": "A: Because they can’t write closures!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What do lumberjacks and computer criminals have in common?",
    "punchline": "A: They both hack for a living!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why do you have computers in the classroom?",
    "punchline": "A: Because they do machine learning now!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: How do you remove cockroaches, houseflies, and fleas from your home?",
    "punchline": "A: You debug it!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why don't Python developers go into the forest?",
    "punchline": "A: They're afraid of the Mongoose!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why did three SQL databases walk into a bar and then leave immediately?",
    "punchline": "A: They could not find a table!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Where did Noah put all the bees?",
    "punchline": "A: In the Ark hives!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why are programmers so good at dancing?",
    "punchline": "A: They have great algorithm."
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: How much do you know about programming?",
    "punchline": "A: A little bit!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why did the vulnerability get tired?",
    "punchline": "A: Because it ran-some-where!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Do you know why ARM chips dont get used much for servers?",
    "punchline": "A: No one wants a server-ed ARM"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why did the programmer take their broken laptop to the nearest tree?",
    "punchline": "A: Because they needed a root user!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: Why do computer users hunch over so much?",
    "punchline": "A: Because they're making back-ups!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What do you call this: ['hip','hip'] ?",
    "punchline": "A: hip hip array!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?",
    "punchline": "A: A cursor!"
  },
  {
    "pun": "I don't really like computer puns.",
    "punchline": "Okay, maybe I like them just a bit."
  },
  {
    "pun": "Q: What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?",
    "punchline": "A: Tech knuckle support."
  }
]