yells-la.macro

// Laughing Academy yells {was layells.macro, now yells-la.macro}

setglobal clanyellsfilerevision "2022-0612-0000-0004"
setglobal yellslafilerevision "2022-0625-0000-0004"

"yla"	call la-yells
"ylc"	call yell-creedo
"ylf"	call falling-yells
"yk"    "/yell here kitty kitty \r"
"ytla"	call yell-tla

// Laughing Academy yells

la-yells
{
	random
		"/yell LA™ . . . \r"
		or
		"/yell LA!™ 100\% spirit, 0\% mind. \r"
		pause 45
		"/yell LA™ Er, Ask Whirl to explain that one to you. \r"
		or
		"/yell LA™ bwa ha ha ha \r"
		or
		"/yell LA™ Cackle cackle* !!!!!! \r"
		or
		"/yell LA!™ Dae says We must create laws to prevent this, LA as a whole. Eeek!!! \r"
		or
		"/yell LA!™ Dae says We're all at risk. Eeek!!! \r"
		or
		"/yell LA!™... defending Puddleby by falling like zu!! \r"
		or
		"/yell LA!™ Falling soon on a snell near you! \r"
		or
		"/yell LA!™ Halp! Boo Boo Kitty is out of booze. Donate today! \r"
		or
		"/yell LA!™ Halp! We are trapped by zu by some mysterious force. Donate today! \r"
		or
		"/yell LA!™ Have you fallen today? \r"
		or
		"/yell Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to falLA™ we go... \r"
		or
		"/yell LA!™ Hunt! We'll make sure you fall too next time. \r"
		or
		"/yell LA!™ Hunt! What could go wrong! \r"
		or
		"/yell LA!™ If we're not falling, you must be dreaming! \r"
		or
		"/yell LA!™ If you're not falling, we're getting lazy, I guess... \r"
		or
		"/yell LA™ insert random stuff here \r"
		or
		"/yell Last one there is a LA!™ member!! \r"
		or
		"/yell LA!™ rescue! ... oops. Make that We need one too! \r"
		or
		"/yell LA™ The funniest joke of all is when we actually do something useful \r"
		or
		"/yell LA!™ The health bar is always greener on the other side. \r"
		or
		"/yell Oof! Oof? \r"
		or
		"/yell LA™ this space for rent \r"
		or
		"/yell LA!™...turning tragedy into comedy. \r"
		or
		"/yell LA!™ We aren't laughing with you... \r"
		or
		"/yell We are the Laughing Academy™. You will be "entertained". Resistance is futile \r"
		or
		"/yell LA!™ We buy Thoomcare in bulk. \r"
		or
		"/yell LA!™ We call meeting to declare victory on meetings, Kani says. \r"
		or
		"/yell LA!™ We fall so you don't have to! \r"
		or
		"/yell LA!™ We guarantee to fall for you! \r"
		or
		"/yell LA!™ We ruleZ the spamstone. \r"
		or
		"/yell LA!™ What did we miss? What do you mean that was supposed to happen? \r"
		or
		"/yell LA!™ When the A team is busy! \r"
		or
		"/yell LA!™ When the Z team is busy! \r"
		or
		"/yell LA!™ Where do you want to fall today? \r"
		or
		"/yell LA!™ Why make a mess when you can be a mess? \r"
		or
		"/yell LA!™ Your falling specialists. \r"
		or
		call yell-knockfall1
		or
		call yell-tla
		or
		call yell-pun1
	end random

}

falling-yells
{
	random
		"/yell LA!™... Charge!... er no Run Run!!!! \r"
		or
		"/yell LA!™ falling at a snell near you \r"
		or
		"/yell LA!™ Going.. Going... Going... *THUD* \r"
		or
		"/yell LA!™ Halp! I've fallen and I can't get up \r"
		or
		"/yell LA!™ Owies ..  owies .. owies ... oops \r"
		or
		"/yell LA!™ Since when do the critters bite so hard? \r"
		or
		"/yell LA!™ I think I am getting deader \r"
		or
		"/yell LA!™ So a funny thing happened when I went throught that PF you told me not to \r"
		or
		call yell-knockfall1
	end random
}

yell-creedo
{	
	"/narrate The Laughing Academy Creed"
	pause 20
	"You must go blindly into the fight! \r"
	pause 10
	"Flailing away with all your might\r"
	pause 10
	"if you fall its a plus. \r" 
	pause 10
	"Because then you are..\r"
	pause 10
	"most like us!!!\r"
	pause 10
	"/yell LA to the death!!! of course...\r"
}

yell-knockfall1
{
"/yell Knock Knock. \r"
pause 45
"/yell Who's there? \r"
pause 45
"/yell YA FLAM \r"
pause 45
"/yell YA FLAM who? \r"
pause 45
"/yell Yet Another Fallen Laughing Academy™ member \r"
}

yell-knocknock1
{
"/yell Knock Knock. \r"
pause 45
"/yell Who's there? \r"
pause 45
"/yell WAY FY \r"
pause 45
"/yell WAY FY who? \r"
pause 45
"/yell Why Aren't You Fallen Yet? \r"
}

yell-pun1
{
"/yell How many LA™ members does it take to screw in a light bulb? \r"
pause 45
"/yell None.  We fall before we can! \r"
}

yell-tla
{
"/yell tLA! \r" 
pause 45
"/yell little t, big L A! \r"
}

/*
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   R E V I S I O N    L O G
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2020-1106-Inu: 	Pulled out clan yells into this LA Yells.macro (layells.macro). 
				Encoded for Windows UTF-8. TM (™)symbol works on Windows.
2021-0215-Inu:	Fixed missing /r in yell-pun1 macro. Added a few more falling yells.
				Removed redundant yells. Added direct call for falling yells.
2021-0220-Inu:	New yells stolen from Ramandu while on Connie Mosey 2/19/2021.
				Moved fallen yells to fallen area. Removed more dupes out of main.
				Added this revision log, reconstructed dates edits were made.
				A few style edits made to existing yells. Added knocknock1 yell.
2021-0508-Inu:	Stole think from Ramandu. "Laughing Academy! 100% spirit, 0% mind. Er, Ask Whirl to explain that one to you"
2021-0528-Inu:	Moved non-clan yells to yells.macro. yolo, new yf, yj, yt
2021-0625-Inu:	Renamed file to group with other yells files (yells-x.macro).
				Changed label of clan-yells to la-yells to allow for using other clan's yells.
2023-0407-Inu:	Alphabetized top yells. Added new yells stolen from Rammy, Oof, Kani, Dae.
*/