shared_filters.py

bots = ['AmputatorBot', 'AutoModerator', 'bot-amos-counter',
        'Gfycat_Details_Fixer', 'imguralbumbot', 'LearnDifferenceBot',
        'RemindMeBot', 'savevideobot', 'sneakpeek_botGifReversingBot',
        'timestamp_bot', 'TotesMessenger', 'twinkiac', 'VredditDownloader',
        'vredditshare', 'WikiMobileLinkBot', 'WikiTextBot']

uncased_regex_replacements = [
    # Remove links and references to reddit users and subreddits
    (r'(?<![^\W_])(http|www\.)\S+(?![^\W_])',  ' http'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])/?u/\S+(?![^\W_])', ' USER'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])/?r/', ' subreddit of '),

    # Formatting
    ('&#x200B', ''),
    ('&amp', '&'),
    (r'\‘|\’', '\''),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])S\$', '$'),

    # Remove sentence-final particles
    (r'(?<![^\W_])ah{1,}(?![^\W_])', ''),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])ai\s?y(a|o){1,}(?![^\W_])', ''),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])aiy(a|o)h{1,}(?![^\W_])', ''),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])bah{1,}(?![^\W_])', ''),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])hah{1,}(?![^\W_])', ''),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])har{1,}(?![^\W_])', ''),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])hor{1,}(?![^\W_])', ''),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])lah{1,}(?![^\W_])', ''),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])leh{1,}(?![^\W_])', ''),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])lor{1,}(?![^\W_])', ''),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])meh{1,}(?![^\W_])', ''),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])siah{1,}(?![^\W_])', ''),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])wah{1,}(?![^\W_])', ''),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])wor{1,}(?![^\W_])', ''),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])(omega)?l(o|u)l{1,}(?![^\W_])', ''),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])(omega)?l(o|u){1,}l(?![^\W_])', ''),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])lmao{1,}(?![^\W_])', ''),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])rofl{1,}(?![^\W_])', ''),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])xd{1,}(?![^\W_])', ''),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])(?:a*(?:ha)+h?|(?:l+o+)+l+)(?![^\W_])', ''),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])lah{1,}(?![^\W_])', ''),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])gagt(?![^\W_])', ''),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])pcwx(?![^\W_])', ''),

    # Context specific replacements
    (r'(?<![^\W_])/s(?![^\W_])', ' I am being sarcastic'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])a(ne| and e|&e)(?![^\W_])', ' a&e'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])abit(?![^\W_])', ' abit'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])abt(?![^\W_])', ' about'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])admins?(?![^\W_])', ' administrator'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])af(?![^\W_])', ' as fuck'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])afaik(?![^\W_])', ' as far as i know'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])aiui(?![^\W_])', ' as I understand it'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])appt(?![^\W_])', ' appointment'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])arnd(?![^\W_])', ' around'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])atm(?![^\W_])', ' atm'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])b4(?![^\W_])', ' before'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])(bc)|b?(coz|cos|cuz|cus)(?![^\W_])', ' because'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])bo\s?(b|p)ian(?![^\W_])', ' no choice'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])bo\s?ch(a|u)p(?![^\W_])', ' do not care'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])br(o{1,}|uh{1,})(?![^\W_])', ' brother'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])bto(?![^\W_])', ' build-to-order'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])btw(?![^\W_])', ' by the way'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])btwn(?![^\W_])', ' between'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])c(oronavirus|ovid-19|ovid)(?![^\W_])', ' covid'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])ccb(?![^\W_])', ' smelly vagina'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])c\+(?![^\W_])', ' covid positive'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])can\'?t(?![^\W_])', ' cannot'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])ccs(?![^\W_])', ' Chan Chun Sing'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])cmi(?![^\W_])', ' cannot make it'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])cpf(?![^\W_])', ' cpf'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])cpu(?![^\W_])', ' central processing unit'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])d(un|on\'?t)(?![^\W_])', ' do not'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])dgaf(?![^\W_])', ' do not give a fuck'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])didn\'?t(?![^\W_])', ' did not'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])dis b(?![^\W_])', ' this be'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])doesn\'?t(?![^\W_])', ' does not'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])dowan(?![^\W_])', ' do not want'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])edit(?![^\W_])', ' edit'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])egm(?![^\W_])', ' extraordinary general meeting'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])eli5(?![^\W_])', ' explain like I am five years old'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])ems(?![^\W_])', ' emergency medical services'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])etf(?![^\W_])', ' exchange-traded fund'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])f(ark|k|ck|uk)|knn|ka\s?ni\s?na(?![^\W_])', ' fuck'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])f(nb| and b|&b)(?![^\W_])', ' f&b'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])ffs(?![^\W_])', " for fuck's sake"),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])fkin(g)*(?![^\W_])', ' fucking'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])fml{1,}(?![^\W_])', ' fuck my life'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])fwiw(?![^\W_])', ' for what it is worth'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])fyi(?![^\W_])', ' for your information'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])g(ov|ov\'?t|ahmen|ahment|armen|arment|overnment)(?![^\W_])', ' Government'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])gamxia(?![^\W_])', ' thank you'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])gbh(?![^\W_])', ' grievous bodily harm'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])gky(?![^\W_])', ' Gan Kim Yong'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])glc(?![^\W_])', ' government-linked company'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])gonna(?![^\W_])', ' going to'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])gpu(?![^\W_])', ' graphics processing unit'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])grc(?![^\W_])', ' group representation constituency'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])gst(?![^\W_])', ' goods and services tax'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])gta(?![^\W_])', ' Grand Theft Auto'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])hcw', ' healthcare worker'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])he\'s(?![^\W_])', ' he is'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])herculean(?![^\W_])', ' herculean'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])hse(?![^\W_])', ' house'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])i\'?m(?![^\W_])', ' I am'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])icu(?![^\W_])', ' intensive care unit'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])idgaf(?![^\W_])', ' I do not give a fuck'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])idk(?![^\W_])', ' I do not know'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])iirc(?![^\W_])', ' if I remember correctly'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])ikr(?![^\W_])', ' I know right'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])imo(?![^\W_])', ' in my opinion'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])inb4(?![^\W_])', ' in before'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])irl(?![^\W_])', ' in real life'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])it\'s(?![^\W_])', ' it is'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])itt(?![^\W_])', ' in this thread'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])jc(?![^\W_])', ' junior college'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])kiasi(?![^\W_])', ' afraid to die'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])kiasu(?![^\W_])', ' afraid to lose'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])kns(?![^\W_])', ' like shit'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])k(p(kb)?|ao\s?(b|p)ei)(?![^\W_])', ' complaint a lot'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])ktvs?(?![^\W_])', ' karaoke lounges'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])kys(?![^\W_])', ' kill yourself'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])lhl(?![^\W_])', ' Lee Hsien Loong'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])lky(?![^\W_])', ' Lee Kuan Yew'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])lmfao{1,}(?![^\W_])', 'laughing my fucking ass off'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])machiam(?![^\W_])', ' like'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])medisave(?![^\W_])', ' medisave'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])mo\s?fo(?![^\W_])', ' motherfucker'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])mrt(?![^\W_])', ' MRT'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])msia(?![^\W_])', ' Malaysia'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])ngl(?![^\W_])', ' not going to lie'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])nric(?![^\W_])', ' national registration identity card'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])nsf(?![^\W_])', ' fulltime national serviceman'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])nsfw(?![^\W_])', ' not safe for work'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])nsmen(?![^\W_])', ' national serviceman'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])nvr(?![^\W_])', ' never'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])ofc(?![^\W_])', ' of course'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])omg(?![^\W_])', ' oh my god'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])omn?icron(?![^\W_])', ' omicron'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])ord(?![^\W_])', ' operationally ready date'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])oso(?![^\W_])', ' also'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])otter(?![^\W_])', ' otter'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])oyk(?![^\W_])', ' Ong Ye Kung'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])p(eo)?pl(e)?(?![^\W_])', ' people'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])pepega(?![^\W_])', ' stupid'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])pls(?![^\W_])', ' please'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])pnsf(?![^\W_])', ' fulltime police national serviceman'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])polis(?![^\W_])', ' police'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])poly(?![^\W_])', ' polytechnic'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])ppe(?![^\W_])', ' personal protective equipment'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])pri(?![^\W_])', ' primary'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])psle(?![^\W_])', ' psle'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])religion(?![^\W_])', ' religion'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])s(g|\'po)rean|sinkie(?![^\W_])', ' Singaporean'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])s(g|\'pore)(?![^\W_])', ' Singapore'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])sars(?![^\W_])', ' severe acute respiratory syndrome'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])sbo(?![^\W_])', ' standard battle order'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])sdas(?![^\W_])', ' safe distancing ambassadors'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])sec(?![^\W_])', ' secondary'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])shld(?![^\W_])', ' should'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])shn(?![^\W_])', ' SHN'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])siam\s?diu(?![^\W_])', ' nightclub'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])sigma(?![^\W_])', ' sigma'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])sisyphean(?![^\W_])', ' sisyphean'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])smh(?![^\W_])', ' shaking my head'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])smth(?![^\W_])', ' something'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])srs(?![^\W_])', ' serious'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])srsly(?![^\W_])', ' seriously'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])stds?(?![^\W_])', ' sexually transmitted diseases'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])stfu(?![^\W_])', ' shut the fuck up'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])stronk(?![^\W_])', ' strong'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])tbf(?![^\W_])', ' to be fair'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])tbh(?![^\W_])', ' to be honest'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])tcj(?![^\W_])', ' Tan Chuan Jin'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])tf(?![^\W_])', ' the fuck'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])that\'?s(?![^\W_])', ' that is'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])tmi(?![^\W_])', ' too much information'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])ttm(?![^\W_])', ' to the maximum'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])ui(?![^\W_])', ' user interface'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])unclos(?![^\W_])', ' unclos'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])uni(?![^\W_])', ' university'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])ux(?![^\W_])', ' user experience'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])wayang(?![^\W_])', ' put up an act'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])w(rt|\.r\.t\.|\.r\.t)(?![^\W_])', ' with respect to'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])wmd(?![^\W_])', ' weapon of mass destruction'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])wtf(?![^\W_])', ' what the fuck'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])ww(ii|2)(?![^\W_])', ' World War Two'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])ww(i|1)(?![^\W_])', ' World War One'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])ymmv{1,}(?![^\W_])', ' your experience may vary'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])yolo{1,}(?![^\W_])', ' you only live once'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])you\'?re(?![^\W_])', ' you are'),

    (r'(?<![^\W_])REC(?![^\W_])', ' recruit'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])PFC(?![^\W_])', ' private'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])LCP(?![^\W_])', ' lance corporal'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])CPL(?![^\W_])', ' corporal'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])CFC(?![^\W_])', ' corporal first class'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])3SG(?![^\W_])', ' third sergeant'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])2SG(?![^\W_])', ' second sergeant'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])1SG(?![^\W_])', ' first sergeant'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])SSG(?![^\W_])', ' staff sergeant'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])3WO(?![^\W_])', ' third warrant officer'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])2WO(?![^\W_])', ' second warrant officer'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])1WO(?![^\W_])', ' first warrant officer'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])MWO(?![^\W_])', ' master warrant officer'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])SWO(?![^\W_])', ' senior warrant officer'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])2LT(?![^\W_])', ' second lieutenant'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])CPT(?![^\W_])', ' captain'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])MAJ(?![^\W_])', ' major'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])LTC(?![^\W_])', ' lieutenant colonel'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])SLTC(?![^\W_])', ' senior lieutenant colonel'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])COL(?![^\W_])', ' colonel'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])ME1(?![^\W_])', ' military expert 1'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])ME2(?![^\W_])', ' military expert 2'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])ME3(?![^\W_])', ' military expert 3'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])ME4(?![^\W_])', ' military expert 4'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])ME5(?![^\W_])', ' military expert 5'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])ME6(?![^\W_])', ' military expert 6'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])ME7(?![^\W_])', ' military expert 7'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])ME8(?![^\W_])', ' military expert 8'),

    # Remove repeated characters that have little meaning
    (r'(.)\1{9,}', ''),
    (r'\.{2,}', '.'),
    (r'\?{2,}', '?'),
    (r',{2,}', ','),

    # Keep only these characters
    ("[^A-Za-z0-9 .,!?'/$&@%+\-\(\)]", ' '),

    # Remove additional spaces
    ('\s+', ' ')
]

cased_regex_replacements = [
    (r"(?<![^\W_])PAP|people's Action Party(?![^\W_])", " People's Action Party"),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])\'?em(?![^\W_])', ' them'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])ART(?![^\W_])', ' antigen rapid test'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])C(o|O)D(?![^\W_])', " Call of Duty"),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])EQ(?![^\W_])', ' emotional quotient'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])IPO(?![^\W_])', " initial public offering"),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])IQ(?![^\W_])', ' intelligence quotient'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])M(o|O)E(?![^\W_])', " Ministry of Education"),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])M(o|O)H(?![^\W_])', " Ministry of Health"),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])M(o|O)M(?![^\W_])', " Ministry of Manpower"),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])NS(?![^\W_])', ' national service'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])POS(?![^\W_])', ' piece of shit'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])RIP(?![^\W_])', ' rest in peace'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])SEA(?![^\W_])', ' South East Asia'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])TIL(?![^\W_])', ' today I learnt'),
    (r'(?<![^\W_])tht(?![^\W_])', ' that'),
    
    ('\s+', ' '),
]

edmw_replacements = [
(r'(?<![^\W_])c\'mon(?![^\W_])', 'come on'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])don\'ch shy(?![^\W_])', "do not be shy"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])don\'ch(?![^\W_])', "do not"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])don\'mention(?![^\W_])', "do not mention it"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])s\'pore(?![^\W_])', 'singapore'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])s\'porean(?![^\W_])', 'singporean'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])y\'all(?![^\W_])', 'you all'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])\$ingapore(?![^\W_])', 'singapore'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])10 char(?![^\W_])', '10 characters'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])10kkj(?![^\W_])', 'Tampines'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])10penis(?![^\W_])', 'Tampines'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])10q(?![^\W_])', 'thank you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])12(?![^\W_])', 'want to'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])121(?![^\W_])', 'one to one'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])143(?![^\W_])', 'I love you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])1ab(?![^\W_])', 'wanna be'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])1daful(?![^\W_])', 'wonderful'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])1dering(?![^\W_])', 'wondering'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])1nce(?![^\W_])', 'once'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])1sec(?![^\W_])', 'one second'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])1z(?![^\W_])', 'once'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])22(?![^\W_])', 'tutu'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])24/7(?![^\W_])', 'all the time'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2b(?![^\W_])', 'to be'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2b4u(?![^\W_])', 'too bad for you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2b@(?![^\W_])', 'to be at'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2bad4u2(?![^\W_])', 'too bad for you too'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2bh(?![^\W_])', 'to be honest'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2c4u(?![^\W_])', 'too cool for you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2d4(?![^\W_])', 'to die for'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2da(?![^\W_])', 'to the'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2dae(?![^\W_])', 'today'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2day(?![^\W_])', 'today'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2dfm(?![^\W_])', 'too dumb for me'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2ditd(?![^\W_])', 'today is the day'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2ez(?![^\W_])', 'too easy'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2fb(?![^\W_])', 'too freaking bad'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2g2b4g(?![^\W_])', 'too good to be forgotten'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2g2bt(?![^\W_])', 'too good to be true'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2getha(?![^\W_])', 'together'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2gether(?![^\W_])', 'together'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2getr(?![^\W_])', 'together'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2gthr(?![^\W_])', 'together'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2h2h(?![^\W_])', 'too hot to handle'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2l8(?![^\W_])', 'too late'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2m(?![^\W_])', 'tomorrow'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2m4u(?![^\W_])', 'too much for you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2ma(?![^\W_])', 'tomorrow'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2maro(?![^\W_])', 'tomorrow'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2mmrw(?![^\W_])', 'tomorrow'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2mo(?![^\W_])', 'tomorrow'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2mora(?![^\W_])', 'tomorrow'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2moro(?![^\W_])', 'tomorrow'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2morow(?![^\W_])', 'tomorrow'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2morro(?![^\W_])', 'tomorrow'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2morrow(?![^\W_])', 'tomorrow'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2moz(?![^\W_])', 'tomorrow'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2mr(?![^\W_])', 'tomorrow'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2mro(?![^\W_])', 'tomorrow'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2night(?![^\W_])', 'tonight'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2nite(?![^\W_])', 'tonight'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2nte(?![^\W_])', 'tonight'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2nyt(?![^\W_])', 'tonight'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2qt(?![^\W_])', 'too cute'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2sday(?![^\W_])', 'tuesday'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2tali(?![^\W_])', 'totally'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2tm(?![^\W_])', 'to the max'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2trd(?![^\W_])', 'too tired'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])2u2(?![^\W_])', 'to you too'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])458(?![^\W_])', 'I love you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])4col(?![^\W_])', 'for crying out loud'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])4eae(?![^\W_])', 'forever and ever'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])4eva(?![^\W_])', 'forever'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])4ever(?![^\W_])', 'forever'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])4g8(?![^\W_])', 'forget'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])4gai(?![^\W_])', 'forget about it'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])4geit(?![^\W_])', 'forget it'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])4get(?![^\W_])', 'forget'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])4n(?![^\W_])', 'foreign'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])4nr(?![^\W_])', 'foreigner'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])4q(?![^\W_])', 'fuck you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])4rl(?![^\W_])', 'for real'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])4ward(?![^\W_])', 'forward'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])5c(?![^\W_])', 'materialism'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])6c(?![^\W_])', 'materialism'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])6y(?![^\W_])', 'sexy'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])9t(?![^\W_])', 'night'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])@@-o(?![^\W_])', 'tattletale'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])@teotd(?![^\W_])', 'at the end of the day'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])\^5(?![^\W_])', 'high five'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])a/n(?![^\W_])', "author's note"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])a2d(?![^\W_])', 'agree to disagree'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])a3(?![^\W_])', 'anytime, any place, anywhere'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])aa(?![^\W_])', 'attract attention'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])aak(?![^\W_])', 'asleep at keyboard'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])aamof(?![^\W_])', 'as a matter of fact'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])aamoi(?![^\W_])', 'as a matter of interest'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])aar(?![^\W_])', 'at any rate'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])aar8(?![^\W_])', 'at any rate'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])aas(?![^\W_])', 'alive and smiling'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])aatk(?![^\W_])', 'always at the keyboard'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])aayf(?![^\W_])', 'as always, your friend'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])abbb(?![^\W_])', 'act big not big'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])abg(?![^\W_])', 'abang'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])abnn(?![^\W_])', 'ah bu neh neh'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])abourit(?![^\W_])', 'about it'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])abt(?![^\W_])', 'about'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])abt2(?![^\W_])', 'about to'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ac(?![^\W_])', 'air conditioner'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])acbc(?![^\W_])', 'act cool not cool'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])acbckns(?![^\W_])', 'act cute buey cute kanasai'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])accmpny(?![^\W_])', 'accompany'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])acd(?![^\W_])', 'alt control delete'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ack(?![^\W_])', 'acknowledgement'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])act bz(?![^\W_])', 'act busy'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])adad(?![^\W_])', 'another day another dollar'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])adbb(?![^\W_])', 'all done bye bye'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])addr(?![^\W_])', 'address'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])addy(?![^\W_])', 'address'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])adih(?![^\W_])', 'another day in hell'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])adip(?![^\W_])', 'another day in paradise'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])adpic(?![^\W_])', 'always dependably politically incorrect'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])adrs(?![^\W_])', 'address'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])advd(?![^\W_])', 'advised'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])aeap(?![^\W_])', 'as early as possible'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])af(?![^\W_])', 'as fuck'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])afagay(?![^\W_])', 'a friend as good as you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])afaic(?![^\W_])', "as far as I am concerned"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])afaics(?![^\W_])', 'as far as I can see'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])afaict(?![^\W_])', 'as far as I can tell'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])afaik(?![^\W_])', 'as far as I know'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])afair(?![^\W_])', 'as far as I remember'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])afaiu(?![^\W_])', 'as far as I understand'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])afaiui(?![^\W_])', 'as far as I understand it'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])afap(?![^\W_])', 'as far as possible'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])afayc(?![^\W_])', "as far as you are concerned"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])afbf(?![^\W_])', 'act funny not funny'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])afc(?![^\W_])', 'away from computer'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])afda(?![^\W_])', 'a few days ago'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])afdb(?![^\W_])', 'a few days back'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])afiaa(?![^\W_])', 'as far as I am aware'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])afj(?![^\W_])', 'april fools joke'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])afk(?![^\W_])', 'away from keyboard'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])afpoe(?![^\W_])', 'a fresh pair of eyes'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])aft(?![^\W_])', 'about fucking time'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])afu(?![^\W_])', 'all fucked up'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])agl(?![^\W_])', 'angel'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ah gua(?![^\W_])', 'transvestite'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ah kwa(?![^\W_])', 'transvestite'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ah qua(?![^\W_])', 'transvestite'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ahfy(?![^\W_])', 'always here for you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ai(?![^\W_])', 'artificial intelligence'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])aiamu(?![^\W_])', "and I am a monkey's uncle"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])aight(?![^\W_])', 'all right'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])aih(?![^\W_])', 'as it happens'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])aimb(?![^\W_])', 'as I mentioned before'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])air(\s|-)?(c|k)on(?![^\W_])', 'air conditioner'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])aisb(?![^\W_])', 'as I said before'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])aise(?![^\W_])', 'as I said earlier'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])aisi(?![^\W_])', 'as I see it'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])aitr(?![^\W_])', 'adult in the room'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])aj(?![^\W_])', 'a jay'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ajzm(?![^\W_])', 'want to skive?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ak(?![^\W_])', 'transvestite'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])aka(?![^\W_])', 'also known as'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])akl(?![^\W_])', 'ah ka liau'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])alap(?![^\W_])', 'as late as possible'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])alol(?![^\W_])', 'actually laughing out loud'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])alot(?![^\W_])', 'a lot'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])alotbsol(?![^\W_])', 'always look on the bright side of life'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])alt(?![^\W_])', 'alternative'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])altg(?![^\W_])', 'act locally, think globally'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])alw(?![^\W_])', "ain't life wonderful"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ama(?![^\W_])', 'ask me anything'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])amap(?![^\W_])', 'as much as possible'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ambw(?![^\W_])', 'all my best wishes'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])aml(?![^\W_])', 'all my love'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])an(?![^\W_])', 'ah neh'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])anfscd(?![^\W_])', 'and now for something completely different'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])angwee(?![^\W_])', 'angry'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])anot(?![^\W_])', 'or not'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])any1(?![^\W_])', 'anyone'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])aoas(?![^\W_])', 'all of a sudden'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])aomm(?![^\W_])', 'always on my mind'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])appm(?![^\W_])', 'want to have sex?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])appt(?![^\W_])', 'appointments'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])appts(?![^\W_])', 'appointments'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])aq(?![^\W_])', 'ah kua'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])arbr(?![^\W_])', 'act rich not rich'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ard(?![^\W_])', 'around'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])asafp(?![^\W_])', 'as soon as fucking possible'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])asaic(?![^\W_])', 'as soon as I can'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])asap(?![^\W_])', 'as soon as possible'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])asaygt(?![^\W_])', 'as soon as you get this'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])asbs(?![^\W_])', 'act sweet not sweet'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])asf(?![^\W_])', 'as fuck'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])asgm(?![^\W_])', 'want to have sex?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])asl(?![^\W_])', 'age, gender, location'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])aslmh(?![^\W_])', 'age, gender, location, music, hobbies'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])asp(?![^\W_])', 'after show party'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])asw(?![^\W_])', 'attention seeking whore'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])atab(?![^\W_])', "ain't that a bitch"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])atbd(?![^\W_])', 'ah tiong'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])atbt(?![^\W_])', 'act tall not tall'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])atsl(?![^\W_])', 'along the same line'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])atst(?![^\W_])', 'at the same time'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])att(?![^\W_])', 'attend'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])attwaction(?![^\W_])', 'attraction'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])attwicted(?![^\W_])', 'addicted'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])atw(?![^\W_])', 'all the way'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])atwd(?![^\W_])', 'agree that we disagree'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])awhfy(?![^\W_])', 'are we having fun yet'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])awk(?![^\W_])', 'awkward'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])awol(?![^\W_])', 'absent'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ay-jay(?![^\W_])', 'a jay'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ayc(?![^\W_])', 'are you coming'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ayce(?![^\W_])', 'all you can eat'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ayk(?![^\W_])', 'as you know'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])aymm(?![^\W_])', 'are you my mother'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])aypi(?![^\W_])', 'and your point is?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])aysos(?![^\W_])', 'are you stupid or something?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])aytmtb(?![^\W_])', "and you are telling me this because"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])b&f(?![^\W_])', 'back and forth'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])b/c(?![^\W_])', 'because'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])b/w(?![^\W_])', 'between'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])b2a(?![^\W_])', 'business-to-anyone'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])b2b(?![^\W_])', 'business-to-business'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])b2b2c(?![^\W_])', 'business-to-business-to-consumer'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])b2c(?![^\W_])', 'business-to-consumer'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])b2d(?![^\W_])', 'business-to-distributor'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])b2e(?![^\W_])', 'business-to-employee'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])b2g(?![^\W_])', 'business-to-government'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])b3(?![^\W_])', 'blah, blah, blah'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])b4(?![^\W_])', 'before'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])b4n(?![^\W_])', 'bye for now'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])b4u(?![^\W_])', 'before you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])b4yki(?![^\W_])', 'before you know it'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])b@(?![^\W_])', 'be at'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])b@u(?![^\W_])', 'back at you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bac(?![^\W_])', 'bad ass chick'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])badass(?![^\W_])', 'cool, confident person'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bae(?![^\W_])', 'baby'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])baf(?![^\W_])', 'bring a friend'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bak(?![^\W_])', 'back at keyboard'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bak@u(?![^\W_])', 'back at you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bamf(?![^\W_])', 'bad ass motherfucker'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bau(?![^\W_])', 'business as usual'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bb(?![^\W_])', 'bye bye'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bb4n(?![^\W_])', 'bye bye for now'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bbb(?![^\W_])', 'boring beyond belief'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bbbg(?![^\W_])', 'bye bye be good'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bbfn(?![^\W_])', 'bye bye for now'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bbiab(?![^\W_])', 'be back in a bit'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bbiaf(?![^\W_])', 'be back in a few'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bbias(?![^\W_])', 'be back in a second'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bbiaw(?![^\W_])', 'be back in a while'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bbl(?![^\W_])', 'be back later'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bbm(?![^\W_])', 'broken back mountain'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bbn(?![^\W_])', 'bye bye now'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bbnu(?![^\W_])', 'millenials'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bbq(?![^\W_])', 'barbeque'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bbs(?![^\W_])', 'be back soon'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bbt(?![^\W_])', 'be back tomorrow'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bbw(?![^\W_])', 'be back whenever'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bby(?![^\W_])', 'baby'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bc(?![^\W_])', 'because'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bcc(?![^\W_])', 'grumpy'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bcf(?![^\W_])', 'braggart'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bcnu(?![^\W_])', 'be seeing you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bcny(?![^\W_])', 'be seeing you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bco(?![^\W_])', 'big crush on'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bcos(?![^\W_])', 'because'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bcoy(?![^\W_])', 'big crush on you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bcoz(?![^\W_])', 'because'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bd(?![^\W_])', 'big deal'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bday(?![^\W_])', 'birthday'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bdk payung(?![^\W_])', 'budak payung'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bdw(?![^\W_])', 'by the way'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bestie(?![^\W_])', 'best friend'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bff(?![^\W_])', 'best friend forever'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bff4l(?![^\W_])', 'best friends forever for life'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bffe(?![^\W_])', 'best friends forever'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bffn(?![^\W_])', 'best friend for now'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bfftte(?![^\W_])', 'best friends forever till the end'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bfk(?![^\W_])', 'big fat kiss'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bfn(?![^\W_])', 'bye for now'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bftd(?![^\W_])', 'best friends till death'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bfyki(?![^\W_])', 'before you know it'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bg(?![^\W_])', 'be good'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bgf(?![^\W_])', 'best friend'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bgr(?![^\W_])', 'boy-girl relationship'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bhb(?![^\W_])', 'arrogant'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bi5(?![^\W_])', 'back in five'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bibi(?![^\W_])', 'bye bye'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])biffles(?![^\W_])', 'best friends for life'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bil(?![^\W_])', 'brother-in-law'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bion(?![^\W_])', 'believe it or not'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bitd(?![^\W_])', 'back in the day'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bka(?![^\W_])', 'better known as'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bling(?![^\W_])', 'overly flashy jewellery'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])blkbry(?![^\W_])', 'blackberry'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])blocker(?![^\W_])', 'block others'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])blzrd(?![^\W_])', 'blizzard'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bm&y(?![^\W_])', 'between me and you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bma(?![^\W_])', 'best mates always'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bmf(?![^\W_])', 'bad mother fucker'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bmgwl(?![^\W_])', 'busting my gut with laughter'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bn(?![^\W_])', 'been'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bno(?![^\W_])', "boys' night out"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bon(?![^\W_])', 'believe it or not'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bootsie(?![^\W_])', 'boring person'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bout(?![^\W_])', 'about'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])boutta(?![^\W_])', 'about to'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])boyzillion(?![^\W_])', 'brazilian wax for guys'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bps(?![^\W_])', 'not embarrassed'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])brb(?![^\W_])', 'be right back'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])brics(?![^\W_])', 'brazil, russia, india, china, south africa'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bridezilla(?![^\W_])', 'crazy bride'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bro(?![^\W_])', 'brother'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])brt(?![^\W_])', 'be right there'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bs(?![^\W_])', 'bullshit'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bsod(?![^\W_])', 'blue screen of death'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bt(?![^\W_])', 'bitorrent'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bta(?![^\W_])', 'but then again'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])btd(?![^\W_])', 'bored to death'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])btdt(?![^\W_])', 'been there done that'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])btfl(?![^\W_])', 'beautiful'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])btfldy(?![^\W_])', 'beautiful day'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bth(?![^\W_])', 'cannot stand it'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])btn(?![^\W_])', 'better than nothing'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])btr(?![^\W_])', 'better'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])btsoom(?![^\W_])', 'beats the shit out of me'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])btss(?![^\W_])', 'pervert'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])btw(?![^\W_])', 'by the way'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])btwitily(?![^\W_])', 'by the way, I think I love you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])btwn(?![^\W_])', 'between'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])buf(?![^\W_])', 'big, ugly, fat'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bup(?![^\W_])', 'backup plan'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bus3rd(?![^\W_])', 'bastard'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])buttseck(?![^\W_])', 'butt sex'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])buwee(?![^\W_])', 'bully'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bwg(?![^\W_])', 'boh wei gong'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bwl(?![^\W_])', 'bursting with laughter'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bwtm(?![^\W_])', "but wait, there is more"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])byam(?![^\W_])', 'between you and me'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])byki(?![^\W_])', 'before you know it'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bykt(?![^\W_])', 'but you knew that'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])byo(?![^\W_])', 'bring your own'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bz(?![^\W_])', 'busy'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])c hw 1st(?![^\W_])', 'see how first'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])c hw(?![^\W_])', 'see how'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])c wat c(?![^\W_])', 'see what see'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])c wat(?![^\W_])', 'see what'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])c ya(?![^\W_])', 'see you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])c&g(?![^\W_])', 'chuckle and grin'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])c/s(?![^\W_])', 'change of subject'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])c3(?![^\W_])', 'control command communication'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])c4n(?![^\W_])', 'bye for now'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])caac(?![^\W_])', 'cool as a cucumber'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cas(?![^\W_])', 'crack a smile'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])catfish(?![^\W_])', 'person assuming a false identity'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cb leaf(?![^\W_])', 'cunt leaf'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cb mouth(?![^\W_])', 'cunt mouth'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cb(?![^\W_])', 'cunt'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cbb(?![^\W_])', 'explosion sound'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cbf(?![^\W_])', "cannot be fucked"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cc(?![^\W_])', 'protect yourself'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cca(?![^\W_])', 'Co-curricular activities'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ccb(?![^\W_])', 'smelly cunt'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cdfu(?![^\W_])', 'cracking the fuck up'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cf(?![^\W_])', 'braggart'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cfcm(?![^\W_])', 'cry father cry mother'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cfm(?![^\W_])', 'confirm'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])chewren(?![^\W_])', 'children'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cicyhw(?![^\W_])', 'can I copy your home work'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cim(?![^\W_])', 'cum in mouth'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cklps(?![^\W_])', 'empty promises'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ckp(?![^\W_])', 'pervert'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cld(?![^\W_])', 'could'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])climb hill(?![^\W_])', 'climb bukit timah hill'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])clk(?![^\W_])', 'click'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cm(?![^\W_])', 'come'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cmb(?![^\W_])', 'call me back'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cmi(?![^\W_])', 'cannot make it'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cmiiw(?![^\W_])', "correct me if I am wrong"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cmiw(?![^\W_])', "correct me if I am wrong"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cmon(?![^\W_])', 'come on'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cmu(?![^\W_])', 'crack me up'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cn die(?![^\W_])', 'can die'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cn(?![^\W_])', 'can'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cnb(?![^\W_])', 'catch no ball'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cnc(?![^\W_])', 'comments and criticism'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cnfm(?![^\W_])', 'confirm'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cny(?![^\W_])', 'chinese new year'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])co ok\?(?![^\W_])', 'commanding officer ok?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])col(?![^\W_])', 'crying out loud'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])comfy(?![^\W_])', 'comfortable'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cos(?![^\W_])', 'cause'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])coz(?![^\W_])', 'cause'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cpe(?![^\W_])', 'coolest person ever'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cqrt(?![^\W_])', 'security'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])crat(?![^\W_])', "cannot remember a thing"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])crb(?![^\W_])', 'come right back'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])crbt(?![^\W_])', 'crying real big tears'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cre8(?![^\W_])', 'create'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])creeper(?![^\W_])', 'a socially invasive person'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])crew(?![^\W_])', 'group of friends'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])crispy(?![^\W_])', 'inferiority or incompetence'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])crone(?![^\W_])', 'clone account'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])crtla(?![^\W_])', "cannot remember the three letter acronym"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cs(?![^\W_])', 'change of subject'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])csa(?![^\W_])', 'cool sweet awesome'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])csabr(?![^\W_])', 'continued success and best regards'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])csb(?![^\W_])', 'pointless story'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])csi(?![^\W_])', 'investigate'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])csl(?![^\W_])', "cannot stop laughing"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])csn(?![^\W_])', 'chuckle, snicker, grin'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ctn(?![^\W_])', 'cannot talk now'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cto(?![^\W_])', 'check this out'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cu(?![^\W_])', 'see you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cu2mr(?![^\W_])', 'see you tomorrow'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cu46(?![^\W_])', 'see you for sex'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cul(?![^\W_])', 'see you later'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cul8r(?![^\W_])', 'see you later'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cula(?![^\W_])', 'see you later'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cuol(?![^\W_])', 'see you online'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cupl(?![^\W_])', 'couple'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cus(?![^\W_])', 'see you soon'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cuz(?![^\W_])', 'cause'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cwot(?![^\W_])', 'complete waste of time'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cwyl(?![^\W_])', 'chat with you later'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cy(?![^\W_])', 'calm yourself'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cyal8r(?![^\W_])', 'see you later'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cye(?![^\W_])', 'check your email'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cyf(?![^\W_])', 'cross your fingers'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cyfb(?![^\W_])', 'check your facebook'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cyl(?![^\W_])', 'see you later'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cym(?![^\W_])', 'check your mail'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cyo(?![^\W_])', 'see you online'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cyoh(?![^\W_])', 'create your own happening'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cyol(?![^\W_])', 'see you online'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cyt(?![^\W_])', 'see you tomorrow'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])d&d(?![^\W_])', 'dinner and dance'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])d&m(?![^\W_])', 'deep and meaningful'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])d(?![^\W_])', 'the'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])d/c(?![^\W_])', 'disconnected'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])d00d(?![^\W_])', 'dude'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])d2d(?![^\W_])', 'day-to-day'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])d8(?![^\W_])', 'date'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])da(?![^\W_])', 'the'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dafuq(?![^\W_])', 'the fuck'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dat(?![^\W_])', 'that'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dayum(?![^\W_])', 'damn'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])db(?![^\W_])', 'detention barracks'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dbabai(?![^\W_])', "do not be a bitch about it"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dbd(?![^\W_])', "do not be dumb"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dbeyr(?![^\W_])', "do not believe everything you read"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dbf(?![^\W_])', 'dragon boat festival'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dbmib(?![^\W_])', "do not bother me I am busy"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dbts(?![^\W_])', "do not believe that stuff"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dc(?![^\W_])', 'daycare'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dcp(?![^\W_])', 'daughter of very rich men'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dcs(?![^\W_])', 'very awesome'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dd(?![^\W_])', 'dear daughter'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ddas(?![^\W_])', "do not do anything stupid"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ddg(?![^\W_])', 'drop dead gorgeous'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ddsos(?![^\W_])', 'different day, same old shit'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ddwi(?![^\W_])', "do not dick with it"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])deets(?![^\W_])', 'details'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])degt(?![^\W_])', "do not even go there"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dem(?![^\W_])', 'them'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])den(?![^\W_])', 'then'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dese(?![^\W_])', 'these'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])deti(?![^\W_])', "do not even think it"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])detweet(?![^\W_])', 'delete tweet'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dewd(?![^\W_])', 'dude'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dey(?![^\W_])', 'they'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])df(?![^\W_])', 'dear friend'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dfik(?![^\W_])', 'darn if I know'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dftba(?![^\W_])', "do not forget to be awesome"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dgaf(?![^\W_])', "do not give a fuck"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dgt(?![^\W_])', "do not go there"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dgyf(?![^\W_])', "damn girl, you are fine"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dh(?![^\W_])', 'dear husband'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dhyb(?![^\W_])', "do not hold your breath"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dic(?![^\W_])', 'drunk in charge'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])diku(?![^\W_])', 'do I know you?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])diky(?![^\W_])', 'do I know you?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dil(?![^\W_])', 'daughter-in-law'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dilligad(?![^\W_])', 'do I look like I give a damn'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dilligaff(?![^\W_])', 'does it look like I give a flying flip'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dilligas(?![^\W_])', 'do I look like I give a shit?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dinr(?![^\W_])', 'dinner'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dip dip(?![^\W_])', 'deep deep'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dis(?![^\W_])', 'this'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])disto(?![^\W_])', 'did I say that out loud?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ditg(?![^\W_])', 'down in the gutter'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ditr(?![^\W_])', 'dancing in the rain'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])diy(?![^\W_])', 'do it yourself'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])djm(?![^\W_])', "do not judge me"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dk(?![^\W_])', "do not know"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dkdc(?![^\W_])', "do not know do not care"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dl(?![^\W_])', 'doing laundry'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dltm(?![^\W_])', "do not lie to me"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dm(?![^\W_])', 'direct message'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dmi(?![^\W_])', "do not mention it"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dmy(?![^\W_])', "do not mess yourself"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dnb(?![^\W_])', 'big bosom woman'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dnbl8(?![^\W_])', 'do not be late'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dnn(?![^\W_])', 'big tits'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])doin(?![^\W_])', 'doing'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dono(?![^\W_])', 'don’t know'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dp(?![^\W_])', 'display picture'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ds(?![^\W_])', 'dear son'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dta(?![^\W_])', "do not trust anyone"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dtf(?![^\W_])', 'down to fuck'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dtrt(?![^\W_])', 'do the right thing'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])du(?![^\W_])', 'darn you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dubdew(?![^\W_])', 'pronuntiation of w'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])duk(?![^\W_])', "did not you know"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dun(?![^\W_])', "do not"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dunno(?![^\W_])', "do not know"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])durs(?![^\W_])', 'damn you are sexy'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dw(?![^\W_])', "do not worry"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dw2h(?![^\W_])', "do not work too hard"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dwb(?![^\W_])', "do not write back"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dwbh(?![^\W_])', "do not worry be happy"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dweet(?![^\W_])', 'drunk tweet'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dwh(?![^\W_])', 'during work hours'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dwn(?![^\W_])', 'down'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dy(?![^\W_])', 'day'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dyac(?![^\W_])', 'damn you auto-correct'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dyd(?![^\W_])', "do not you dare"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dyfm(?![^\W_])', 'dude you fascinate me'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dyhab(?![^\W_])', 'do you have a boyfriend?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dyhag(?![^\W_])', 'do you have a girlfriend?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dyk(?![^\W_])', 'did you know?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])dyli(?![^\W_])', 'do you love it?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])e1(?![^\W_])', 'everyone'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])e123(?![^\W_])', 'easy as 1, 2, 3'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])e2ho(?![^\W_])', 'each to his own'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])eak(?![^\W_])', 'eating at keyboard'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])eavestweeting(?![^\W_])', 'eavesdropping on twitter conversations'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])edmw(?![^\W_])', 'eat drink man woman forum'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])eg(?![^\W_])', 'evil grin'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])el(?![^\W_])', 'evil laugh'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])elol(?![^\W_])', 'evil laugh out loud'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])engrand(?![^\W_])', 'england'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])enuf(?![^\W_])', 'enough'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])eod(?![^\W_])', 'end of discussion'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])eor(?![^\W_])', 'end of rant'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])epik phail(?![^\W_])', 'epic fail'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ermahgerd(?![^\W_])', 'oh my gosh'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])essciting(?![^\W_])', 'exciting'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])essploded(?![^\W_])', 'exploded'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])every1(?![^\W_])', 'everyone'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])evre1(?![^\W_])', 'every one'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])eyc(?![^\W_])', 'excited yet calm'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ez(?![^\W_])', 'easy'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])f/u(?![^\W_])', 'follow up'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])f2f(?![^\W_])', 'face to face'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])f9(?![^\W_])', 'fine'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])facepalm(?![^\W_])', 'ugh, idiot'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])facestalking(?![^\W_])', 'stalking on facebook'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])faf(?![^\W_])', 'funny as fluff'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fap(?![^\W_])', 'onomatopoeic for male masturbation'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])faq(?![^\W_])', 'frequently asked questions'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fav(?![^\W_])', 'favorite'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fave(?![^\W_])', 'favorite'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])favs(?![^\W_])', 'favorites'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fawc(?![^\W_])', 'for anyone who cares'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fb(?![^\W_])', 'facebook'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fbc(?![^\W_])', 'facebook chat'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fbf(?![^\W_])', 'facebook friend'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fc(?![^\W_])', 'fingers crossed'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fcfs(?![^\W_])', 'first come, first served'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fckin(?![^\W_])', 'fucking'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fcol(?![^\W_])', 'for crying out loud'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fcp(?![^\W_])', 'fake cunt'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])feels(?![^\W_])', 'feelings'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ffk(?![^\W_])', 'stand someone up'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ffs(?![^\W_])', "for fuck's sake"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fh(?![^\W_])', 'future husband'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fho(?![^\W_])', 'friends hanging out'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fifo(?![^\W_])', 'first in, first out'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fil(?![^\W_])', 'father-in-law'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fl(?![^\W_])', 'freelancer'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fml(?![^\W_])', 'fuck my life'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])foaf(?![^\W_])', 'friend of a friend'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])foc(?![^\W_])', 'free of charge'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fofl(?![^\W_])', 'falling on floor laughing'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fogc(?![^\W_])', 'fear of getting caught'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])foh(?![^\W_])', 'fuck out of here'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fomo(?![^\W_])', 'fear of missing out'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])foodie(?![^\W_])', 'food enthusiast'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])forazumper(?![^\W_])', 'for example'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fos(?![^\W_])', 'full of shit'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fouo(?![^\W_])', 'for official use only'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fre-end(?![^\W_])', 'buddy'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fri-end(?![^\W_])', 'buddy'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])frnd(?![^\W_])', 'friend'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])frzn(?![^\W_])', 'freezing'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fs(?![^\W_])', 'for sale'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fsr(?![^\W_])', 'for some reason'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ftbl(?![^\W_])', 'football'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ftbomh(?![^\W_])', 'from the bottom of my heart'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ftc(?![^\W_])', 'failure to communicate'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ftw(?![^\W_])', 'for the win'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fu(?![^\W_])', 'follow up'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fu2(?![^\W_])', 'fuck you too'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fub(?![^\W_])', 'fat ugly bastard'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fuhgedaboudit(?![^\W_])', 'forget about it'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fumf(?![^\W_])', 'fat ugly mother fucker'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fw(?![^\W_])', 'foreign worker'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fwb(?![^\W_])', 'friends with benefits'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fwd(?![^\W_])', 'forward'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fwm(?![^\W_])', 'fuck with me'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fya(?![^\W_])', 'for your amusement'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fyc(?![^\W_])', 'for your consideration'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fyeo(?![^\W_])', 'for your eyes only'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fyf(?![^\W_])', 'from your friend'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fyi(?![^\W_])', 'for your information'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])g1(?![^\W_])', 'good one'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])g2g(?![^\W_])', 'got to go'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])g4i(?![^\W_])', 'go for it'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])g4n(?![^\W_])', 'good for nothing'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])g9(?![^\W_])', 'genius'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gab(?![^\W_])', 'getting a beer'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gad(?![^\W_])', 'go and die'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gafl(?![^\W_])', 'get a fucking life'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gafyk(?![^\W_])', 'get away from your keyboard'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gal(?![^\W_])', 'girl'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gap(?![^\W_])', 'got a pic?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gas(?![^\W_])', 'got a second?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gawd(?![^\W_])', 'god'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gbtw(?![^\W_])', 'get back to work'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gcp(?![^\W_])', 'golden cunt'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gd(?![^\W_])', 'good'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gdi(?![^\W_])', 'god damn it'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])geelo(?![^\W_])', 'zero'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gf(?![^\W_])', 'girlfriend'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gfi(?![^\W_])', 'go for it'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gfn(?![^\W_])', 'good for nothing'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gfon(?![^\W_])', 'good for one night'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gfs(?![^\W_])', 'symbols of nobility'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gftd(?![^\W_])', 'gone for the day'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gfy(?![^\W_])', 'go fuck yourself'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ggdd(?![^\W_])', 'stupid'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ggn(?![^\W_])', 'gotta go now'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ggoh(?![^\W_])', 'gotta get out of here'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ggy(?![^\W_])', 'go google yourself'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ghm(?![^\W_])', 'god help me'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gilf(?![^\W_])', 'grandmother I would like to fuck'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])giybf(?![^\W_])', 'google is your best friend'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])glawd(?![^\W_])', 'good luck and well done'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])glbt(?![^\W_])', 'gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])glg(?![^\W_])', 'good looking girl'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])glgh(?![^\W_])', 'good luck and good hunting'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])glgt(?![^\W_])', 'got link for talk'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])glhf(?![^\W_])', 'good luck have fun'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gm(?![^\W_])', 'good morning'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gmab(?![^\W_])', 'give me a break'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gmily(?![^\W_])', 'good morning I love you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gmta(?![^\W_])', 'great minds think alike'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gn(?![^\W_])', 'good night'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gn8(?![^\W_])', 'good night'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gns(?![^\W_])', 'gangnam style'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gnsd(?![^\W_])', 'good night sweet dreams'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gob(?![^\W_])', 'game on bitches'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])goi(?![^\W_])', 'get over it'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gok(?![^\W_])', 'god only knows'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gonna(?![^\W_])', 'going to'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gotch(?![^\W_])', 'got'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gov(?![^\W_])', 'government'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])govn(?![^\W_])', 'government'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])govt(?![^\W_])', 'government'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gpgt(?![^\W_])', 'show proof'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gr8(?![^\W_])', 'great'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gratz(?![^\W_])', 'congratulations'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])grrl(?![^\W_])', 'girl'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])grrlz(?![^\W_])', 'girls'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gso(?![^\W_])', 'girls supply officer'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gsoh(?![^\W_])', 'good sense of humor'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gt(?![^\W_])', 'good try'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gtfo(?![^\W_])', 'get the fuck out'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gtfooh(?![^\W_])', 'get the fuck out of here'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gtg(?![^\W_])', 'got to go'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gtgb(?![^\W_])', 'got to go bye'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gth(?![^\W_])', 'go to hell'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gtk(?![^\W_])', 'good to know'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gtsy(?![^\W_])', 'glad to see you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gud v gud(?![^\W_])', 'good very good'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gud(?![^\W_])', 'good'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gunna(?![^\W_])', 'going to'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gvg(?![^\W_])', 'good very good'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gvgt(?![^\W_])', 'got video got talk'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gws(?![^\W_])', 'get well soon'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gx(?![^\W_])', 'gong xi'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gxfc(?![^\W_])', 'gong xi fa cai'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])h&k(?![^\W_])', 'hugs and kisses'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])h/o(?![^\W_])', 'hold on'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])h/p(?![^\W_])', 'hold please'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])h2cus(?![^\W_])', 'hope to see you soon'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])h2s(?![^\W_])', 'here to stay'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])h4u(?![^\W_])', 'hot for you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])h4xx0r(?![^\W_])', 'hacker'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])h8(?![^\W_])', 'hate'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])h81(?![^\W_])', 'hotel 81'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])h9(?![^\W_])', 'husband'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])haf(?![^\W_])', 'have'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hag1(?![^\W_])', 'have a good one'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hagd(?![^\W_])', 'have a great day'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hagn(?![^\W_])', 'have a good night'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hago(?![^\W_])', 'have a good one'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hak(?![^\W_])', 'hugs and kisses'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])har(?![^\W_])', 'hit and run'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hav(?![^\W_])', 'have'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hbd(?![^\W_])', 'happy birthday'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hbu(?![^\W_])', 'how bout you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hby(?![^\W_])', 'hell bitch yes'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hcny(?![^\W_])', 'happy chinese new year'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hfu(?![^\W_])', 'hot for you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hi5(?![^\W_])', 'high five'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hifw(?![^\W_])', 'how I felt when'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hig(?![^\W_])', "how is it going?"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])himbo(?![^\W_])', 'male bimbo'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hl(?![^\W_])', 'boastful'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hld(?![^\W_])', 'hold'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hlg(?![^\W_])', 'lost'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hll(?![^\W_])', 'halal'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hlny(?![^\W_])', 'happy lunar new year'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hmmm zai(?![^\W_])', "do not know"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hmv(?![^\W_])', 'home made video'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hny(?![^\W_])', 'happy new year'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ho(?![^\W_])', 'hold on'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hokay(?![^\W_])', 'ok'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])howru(?![^\W_])', 'how are you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hpy(?![^\W_])', 'happy'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hrcn(?![^\W_])', 'hurricane'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hrm(?![^\W_])', 'forbidden'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hsik(?![^\W_])', 'how should I know'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hsl(?![^\W_])', 'lecherous'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hth(?![^\W_])', 'hope this helps'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hts(?![^\W_])', 'here to stay'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hu(?![^\W_])', 'hook up'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])huai(?![^\W_])', 'why'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hugz(?![^\W_])', 'hugs'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hungreh(?![^\W_])', 'hungry'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])huya(?![^\W_])', 'head up your ass'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hv(?![^\W_])', 'have'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hw cn(?![^\W_])', 'how can'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hwga(?![^\W_])', 'here we go again'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hwk(?![^\W_])', 'hawker'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hx(?![^\W_])', 'history or hospital'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hyd(?![^\W_])', 'how you doing?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])i<3i(?![^\W_])', 'I love it'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])i<3u(?![^\W_])', 'I love you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])iat(?![^\W_])', 'I am tired'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])iaw(?![^\W_])', 'I agree with'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])iaym(?![^\W_])', 'I am your master'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ibk(?![^\W_])', 'idiot behind keyboard'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ibrb(?![^\W_])', "I will be right back"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])icbw(?![^\W_])', 'I could be wrong'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])iccl(?![^\W_])', "I could not care less"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])icw(?![^\W_])', "I cannot wait"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])icwum(?![^\W_])', 'I see what you mean'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])icwym(?![^\W_])', 'I see what you mean'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])icymi(?![^\W_])', 'in case you missed it'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])id(?![^\W_])', 'identification'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])id10t(?![^\W_])', 'idiot'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])idc(?![^\W_])', "I do not care"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])idgad(?![^\W_])', "I do not give a damn"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])idgaf(?![^\W_])', "I do not give a fuck"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])idk(?![^\W_])', "I do not know"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])idky(?![^\W_])', "I do not know you"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])idl(?![^\W_])', 'ideal'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])idrk(?![^\W_])', "I do not really know"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])idts(?![^\W_])', "I do not think so"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])idw(?![^\W_])', "I do not want"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ih8it(?![^\W_])', 'I hate it'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ihnc(?![^\W_])', 'I have no clue'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ihno(?![^\W_])', 'I have no opinion'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])iirc(?![^\W_])', 'if I remember correctly'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ijs(?![^\W_])', "I am just saying"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ikr(?![^\W_])', 'I know, right?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ikwym(?![^\W_])', 'I know what you mean'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ili(?![^\W_])', 'I love it'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ilu(?![^\W_])', 'I love you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ily(?![^\W_])', 'I love you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ily2(?![^\W_])', 'I like you too'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ilysm(?![^\W_])', 'I love you so much'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])im(?![^\W_])', 'instant messaging'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])imba(?![^\W_])', 'imbalanced'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])imco(?![^\W_])', 'in my considered opinion'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ime(?![^\W_])', 'in my experience'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])imezru(?![^\W_])', 'I am easy, are you?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])imho(?![^\W_])', 'in my humble opinion'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])imi(?![^\W_])', 'I mean it'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])imjs(?![^\W_])', 'I am just saying'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])iml(?![^\W_])', 'I am laughing'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])imma(?![^\W_])', "I am going to"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])immelly(?![^\W_])', 'immediately'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])imml(?![^\W_])', 'I make myself laugh'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])imo(?![^\W_])', 'in my opinion'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])impov(?![^\W_])', 'in my point of view'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])imr(?![^\W_])', 'I mean really'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])imru(?![^\W_])', 'I am, are you?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ims(?![^\W_])', 'I am sorry'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])imu(?![^\W_])', 'I miss you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])imy(?![^\W_])', 'I miss you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])inbd(?![^\W_])', "it is no big deal"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])inmp(?![^\W_])', "it is not my problem"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])inpo(?![^\W_])', 'in no particular order'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])insta(?![^\W_])', 'instagram'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ioh(?![^\W_])', "I am outta here"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])iot(?![^\W_])', 'in order to'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])iou(?![^\W_])', 'I owe you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ir8(?![^\W_])', 'I rate'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])irc(?![^\W_])', 'if remember correctly'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])irl(?![^\W_])', 'in real life'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])irstbo(?![^\W_])', 'it really sucks the big one'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ish(?![^\W_])', 'is'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])isit(?![^\W_])', 'is it'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])issit(?![^\W_])', 'is it'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])istm(?![^\W_])', 'it seems to me'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ita(?![^\W_])', 'I totally agree'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])itmt(?![^\W_])', 'in the meantime'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])its a d8(?![^\W_])', "it is a date"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ium(?![^\W_])', 'if you must'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])iwalu(?![^\W_])', 'I will always love you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])iwaly(?![^\W_])', 'I will always love you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])iwu(?![^\W_])', 'I want you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])iyd(?![^\W_])', 'in your dreams'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])iydmma(?![^\W_])', "if you do not mind my asking"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])iykwim(?![^\W_])', 'if you know what I mean'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])iyo(?![^\W_])', 'in your opinion'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])izit(?![^\W_])', 'is it'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])izzit(?![^\W_])', 'is it'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])j/j(?![^\W_])', 'just joking'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])j/k(?![^\W_])', 'just kidding'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])j/o(?![^\W_])', 'jerking off'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])j/p(?![^\W_])', 'just playing'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])j/w(?![^\W_])', 'just wondering'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])j2luk(?![^\W_])', 'just to let you know'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])j2lyk(?![^\W_])', 'just to let you know'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])j4f(?![^\W_])', 'just for fun'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])j4g(?![^\W_])', 'just for grins'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])j4t(?![^\W_])', 'just for today'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])j5m(?![^\W_])', 'just five minutes'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jad(?![^\W_])', 'just another day'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jam(?![^\W_])', 'just a minute'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jas(?![^\W_])', 'just a second'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jdi(?![^\W_])', 'just do it'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jdmj(?![^\W_])', 'just doing my job'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jealz(?![^\W_])', 'jealous'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jellz(?![^\W_])', 'jealous'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jfc(?![^\W_])', 'jesus fucking christ'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jff(?![^\W_])', 'just for fun'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jfg(?![^\W_])', 'just for grins'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jfi(?![^\W_])', 'just for information'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jft(?![^\W_])', 'just for today'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jgn tension(?![^\W_])', 'relax'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jgn(?![^\W_])', 'do not'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jheelo(?![^\W_])', 'zero'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jiak sai(?![^\W_])', 'eat shit'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jibra(?![^\W_])', 'zebra'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jic(?![^\W_])', 'just in case'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jj(?![^\W_])', 'just joking'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jjww|jijiwaiwai|ji ji wai wai(?![^\W_])', 'complain'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jk(?![^\W_])', 'just kidding'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jlb(?![^\W_])', 'useless person'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jlmk(?![^\W_])', 'just let me know'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jln jln(?![^\W_])', 'walk around'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jln(?![^\W_])', 'walk'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jm2c(?![^\W_])', 'just my two cents'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jmo(?![^\W_])', 'just my opinion'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jo(?![^\W_])', 'jerking off'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jsu(?![^\W_])', 'just shut up'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jsyk(?![^\W_])', 'just so you know'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jt(?![^\W_])', 'just teasing'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jtluk(?![^\W_])', 'just to let you know'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jtlyk(?![^\W_])', 'just to let you know'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jtol(?![^\W_])', 'just thinking out loud'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jtou(?![^\W_])', 'just thinking of you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jtoy(?![^\W_])', 'just thinking of you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])juil(?![^\W_])', 'just you I love'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jw(?![^\W_])', 'just wondering'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])k4y(?![^\W_])', 'kiss for you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kar pak(?![^\W_])', 'car park'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kb(?![^\W_])', 'dick head'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kbd(?![^\W_])', 'keyboard'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kc trap(?![^\W_])', 'feelings trap'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kcco(?![^\W_])', 'keep calm and carry on'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kci(?![^\W_])', 'have an urge'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kcps(?![^\W_])', 'impatient'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kcs(?![^\W_])', 'impatient'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kdn(?![^\W_])', 'kidding'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kena tgkp(?![^\W_])', 'caught'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kewl(?![^\W_])', 'cool'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kfy(?![^\W_])', 'kiss for you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])khyf(?![^\W_])', 'know how you feel'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kiddin(?![^\W_])', 'kidding'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kidin(?![^\W_])', 'kidding'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kir(?![^\W_])', 'keep it real'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kity(?![^\W_])', 'keep it to yourself'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kiv(?![^\W_])', 'keep in view'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kjw(?![^\W_])', 'sprout nonsense'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kk(?![^\W_])', 'ok'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kkb(?![^\W_])', 'penis'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kkj(?![^\W_])', 'penis'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kklp(?![^\W_])', 'clumsy'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kkylp(?![^\W_])', 'idle'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kl(?![^\W_])', 'annoying'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])klk(?![^\W_])', 'annoying person'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])klkk(?![^\W_])', 'walking around'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kma(?![^\W_])', 'kiss my ass'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kmn(?![^\W_])', 'kill me now'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kmp(?![^\W_])', 'keep me posted'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kmsl(?![^\W_])', 'killing myself laughing'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kns(?![^\W_])', 'like shit'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])knw(?![^\W_])', 'know'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kotc(?![^\W_])', 'kiss on the cheek'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kotl(?![^\W_])', 'kiss on the lips'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kpc(?![^\W_])', 'keeping parents clueless'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kpo(?![^\W_])', 'nosy'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])krone(?![^\W_])', 'clone account'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ksl(?![^\W_])', 'scary'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kthxbye(?![^\W_])', 'ok thanks bye'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ktt(?![^\W_])', 'very rich'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kty(?![^\W_])', 'keep to yourself'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kwim(?![^\W_])', 'know what I mean?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kyfc(?![^\W_])', 'keep your fingers crossed'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kym(?![^\W_])', 'can?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kys(?![^\W_])', 'kill yourself'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kysoti(?![^\W_])', 'keep your stick on the ice'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])l&r(?![^\W_])', 'love and respect'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])l/m(?![^\W_])', 'left message'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])l2m(?![^\W_])', 'listening to music'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])l3l2(?![^\W_])', 'l-cube l-square'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])l5(?![^\W_])', 'lu lai lu lau lan'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])l8(?![^\W_])', 'late'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])l8r(?![^\W_])', 'later'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])l\?\^(?![^\W_])', "let us hook up"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])l@u(?![^\W_])', 'laughing at you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lafs(?![^\W_])', 'love at first sight'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lame(?![^\W_])', 'being ridiculous'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])laoj(?![^\W_])', 'laughing at own joke'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])larp(?![^\W_])', 'live action role playing'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])larper(?![^\W_])', 'live action role player'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])larping(?![^\W_])', 'live action role playing'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lau(?![^\W_])', 'laughing about you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lawl(?![^\W_])', 'laughing out loud'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])laydee(?![^\W_])', 'lady'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lbh(?![^\W_])', "let us be honest"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lbs(?![^\W_])', 'laughing but serious'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lbvs(?![^\W_])', 'laughing but very serious'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lcb(?![^\W_])', 'old woman'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lcly(?![^\W_])', 'useless'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ldr(?![^\W_])', 'long distance relationship'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lebber(?![^\W_])', 'level'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lemme(?![^\W_])', 'let me'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lenglish(?![^\W_])', 'english spoken in Klang Malaysia'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lep(?![^\W_])', 'love emo people'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])letem(?![^\W_])', 'let them'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lf(?![^\W_])', "let us fuck"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lftd(?![^\W_])', 'laugh for the day'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lh(?![^\W_])', 'laughing hysterically'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lh6(?![^\W_])', 'let’s have sex'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lhd(?![^\W_])', 'left hand drive'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lhk(?![^\W_])', 'love hugs kisses'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lhl(?![^\W_])', 'Lee Hsien Loong'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lho(?![^\W_])', 'laughing head off'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lhos(?![^\W_])', 'lets have online sex'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lhso(?![^\W_])', "let us have sex online"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lhu(?![^\W_])', "let us hook up"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lib(?![^\W_])', 'lying in bed'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])liddat(?![^\W_])', 'like that'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lifo(?![^\W_])', 'last in, first out'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lil(?![^\W_])', 'little'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lir(?![^\W_])', 'let it rest'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lis(?![^\W_])', 'laughing in silence'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lj face(?![^\W_])', 'ugly face'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lj(?![^\W_])', 'penis'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ljb(?![^\W_])', 'ugly face'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ljbf(?![^\W_])', "let us just be friends"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ljw(?![^\W_])', 'sprout nonsense'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lk(?![^\W_])', 'like'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lkk(?![^\W_])', 'very old'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])llello(?![^\W_])', 'cocaine'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])llpof(?![^\W_])', 'liar liar pants on fire'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lls(?![^\W_])', 'laughing like shit'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])llst(?![^\W_])', 'nothing can be done just accept it'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lm(?![^\W_])', 'left message'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lm46(?![^\W_])', "let us meet for sex"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lmao(?![^\W_])', 'laughing my ass off'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lmbao(?![^\W_])', 'laughing my black ass off'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lmbpo(?![^\W_])', 'laughing my booty pop off'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lmfao(?![^\W_])', 'laughing my fucking ass off'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lmho(?![^\W_])', 'laughing my head off'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lmirl(?![^\W_])', "let us meet in real life"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lmk(?![^\W_])', 'let me know'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lms(?![^\W_])', 'like my status'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lny(?![^\W_])', 'lunar new year'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])loanmai(?![^\W_])', "If you do not mind"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lob(?![^\W_])', 'lying on bed'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lok(?![^\W_])', 'lots of kisses'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lol(?![^\W_])', 'laughing out loud'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lola(?![^\W_])', 'laugh out loud again'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lolol(?![^\W_])', 'lots of laugh out louds'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lolpmp(?![^\W_])', 'laugh out loud peed my pants'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lolrotf&icgu(?![^\W_])', "laughing out loud rolling on the floor and I cannot get up"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lols(?![^\W_])', 'laughing out loud'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lolx(?![^\W_])', 'laughing out loud'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lolz(?![^\W_])', 'laughing out loud'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lombard(?![^\W_])', 'lots of money but a right dick'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])loml(?![^\W_])', 'love of my life'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lonh(?![^\W_])', 'lights on, nobody home'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lool(?![^\W_])', 'laughing outrageously out loud'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])loomm(?![^\W_])', 'laughing out of my mind'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lou(?![^\W_])', 'laughing over you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lpk one corner(?![^\W_])', 'relax in one corner'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lpk(?![^\W_])', 'lepak'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lpos(?![^\W_])', 'lazy piece of shit'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lppl(?![^\W_])', 'caught in both directions'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lss(?![^\W_])', 'long story short'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lsv(?![^\W_])', 'language, sex, violence'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ltd(?![^\W_])', 'lovers till death'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ltic(?![^\W_])', 'laughing till I cry'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ltio(?![^\W_])', 'laughing till I orgasm'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ltm(?![^\W_])', 'laughing to myself'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ltns(?![^\W_])', 'long time no see'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ltr(?![^\W_])', 'long term relationship'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lts(?![^\W_])', 'laughing to self'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lugls(?![^\W_])', 'love you guys like sisters'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])luk(?![^\W_])', 'luck'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lul(?![^\W_])', 'laughing out loud'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lulz(?![^\W_])', 'laughing out loud'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lum(?![^\W_])', 'love you man'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lumu(?![^\W_])', 'love you miss you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lumumi(?![^\W_])', 'love you miss you mean it'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])luser(?![^\W_])', 'loser'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lusm(?![^\W_])', 'love you so much'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])luv(?![^\W_])', 'love'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lvl(?![^\W_])', 'level'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lwl(?![^\W_])', 'Lee Wei Ling'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lwu(?![^\W_])', 'laughing with you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lwy(?![^\W_])', 'laughing with you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ly(?![^\W_])', 'love you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ly4e(?![^\W_])', 'love you forever'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lya(?![^\W_])', 'love you all'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lyb(?![^\W_])', 'love you babe'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lycylbb(?![^\W_])', 'love you, see you later, bye bye'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lykyamy(?![^\W_])', 'love you, kiss you, already miss you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lyl(?![^\W_])', 'love you lots'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lylab(?![^\W_])', 'love you like a brother'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lylas(?![^\W_])', 'love you like a sister'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lylb(?![^\W_])', 'love you later bye'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lymi(?![^\W_])', 'love you, mean it'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lymy(?![^\W_])', 'love you miss you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lymymi(?![^\W_])', 'love you miss you mean it'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lysm(?![^\W_])', 'love you so much'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lysyb(?![^\W_])', 'love ya, see ya, bye'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])lywamh(?![^\W_])', 'love you with all my heart'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])m02(?![^\W_])', 'my two cents'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])m2(?![^\W_])', 'me too'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])m4c(?![^\W_])', 'meet for coffee'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])m4m(?![^\W_])', 'men seeking men'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])m8(?![^\W_])', 'mate'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ma(?![^\W_])', 'mature audience'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])macnoner(?![^\W_])', 'mcdonalds'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])manglish(?![^\W_])', 'english spoken in Malaysia'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mat rmpt(?![^\W_])', 'street racer'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mbn(?![^\W_])', 'must be nice'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mc(?![^\W_])', 'merry christmas'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mcc(?![^\W_])', 'muddleheaded'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mcm(?![^\W_])', 'man crush monday'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])meh(?![^\W_])', 'whatever'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mehnoner(?![^\W_])', 'mcdonalds'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mejr(?![^\W_])', 'my eyes just rolled'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mfrc(?![^\W_])', 'my fingers are crossed'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mfwic(?![^\W_])', "mother fucker who is in charge"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mhbfy(?![^\W_])', 'my heart bleeds for you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mhbp(?![^\W_])', 'do not be choosy'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mhhmuh(?![^\W_])', 'yes'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mhoty(?![^\W_])', "my hat is off to you"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mhyf(?![^\W_])', 'move how you feel'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mia(?![^\W_])', 'missing in action'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mid-life xtc(?![^\W_])', 'mid-life ecstasy'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mih(?![^\W_])', 'make it happen'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mihap(?![^\W_])', 'may I have your attention please'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mil(?![^\W_])', 'mother-in-law'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])milf(?![^\W_])', "mother I would like to fuck"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])min(?![^\W_])', 'minutes'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])minah rmpt(?![^\W_])', 'female street racer'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mins(?![^\W_])', 'minutes'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mirl(?![^\W_])', 'meet in real life'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mish(?![^\W_])', 'miss'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mishu(?![^\W_])', 'miss you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mistweet(?![^\W_])', 'tweet mistake'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mitin(?![^\W_])', 'more info than I needed'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])miw(?![^\W_])', 'men in white PAP'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mklghlg(?![^\W_])', "I am not telling you just so you can crave for it"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mkltws(?![^\W_])', 'do something boldly'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mkn session(?![^\W_])', 'eating session'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mkn(?![^\W_])', 'eat'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mkop(?![^\W_])', 'my kind of place'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mlas(?![^\W_])', 'my lips are sealed'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mlia(?![^\W_])', 'my life is average'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mlmlwm(?![^\W_])', 'I do not want'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mls(?![^\W_])', 'lazy'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mmg(?![^\W_])', 'certainly'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mmha2u(?![^\W_])', 'my most humble apologies to you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mmk(?![^\W_])', 'umm, ok'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mml(?![^\W_])', 'made me laugh'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mmt(?![^\W_])', 'no problem'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mmyt(?![^\W_])', 'mail me your thoughts'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mob(?![^\W_])', 'mobile'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mofo(?![^\W_])', 'mother fucker'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])moi(?![^\W_])', 'my'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])motd(?![^\W_])', 'message of the day'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mrpk(?![^\W_])', 'nonsense'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])msg(?![^\W_])', 'message'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])msmd(?![^\W_])', 'monkey see monkey do'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])msta(?![^\W_])', 'must see to appreciate'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mstm(?![^\W_])', 'makes sense to me'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mt(?![^\W_])', 'modified tweet'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mtf(?![^\W_])', 'more to follow'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mtfbwy(?![^\W_])', 'may the force be with you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mtla(?![^\W_])', 'my true love always'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mua(?![^\W_])', 'kisses'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])muah(?![^\W_])', 'kisses'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])musm(?![^\W_])', 'miss you so much'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mva(?![^\W_])', 'motor vehicle accident'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mwa(?![^\W_])', 'kisses'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mwah(?![^\W_])', 'kisses'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mwahugz(?![^\W_])', 'kisses and hugs'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])myl(?![^\W_])', 'mind your language'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])myob(?![^\W_])', 'mind your own business'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mysm(?![^\W_])', 'miss you so much'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mysp(?![^\W_])', 'myspace'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])myt(?![^\W_])', 'meet you there'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])n/a(?![^\W_])', 'not applicable'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])n/m(?![^\W_])', 'nothing much'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])n/t(?![^\W_])', 'no text'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])n00b(?![^\W_])', 'newbie'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])n1(?![^\W_])', 'nice one'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])n2m(?![^\W_])', 'not to mention'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nadt(?![^\W_])', 'not a damn thing'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nagi(?![^\W_])', 'not a good idea'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nah(?![^\W_])', 'no'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])naz(?![^\W_])', 'name, address, zip'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nb4t(?![^\W_])', 'not before time'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nbab(?![^\W_])', 'not gangster act gangster'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nbd(?![^\W_])', 'no big deal'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nbfab(?![^\W_])', 'not bad for a beginner'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nblfy(?![^\W_])', 'nothing but love for you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nbnbnlm(?![^\W_])', 'no boobies no beauty nobody love me'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nbs(?![^\W_])', 'no bullshit'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ncac(?![^\W_])', 'not cool act cool'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ne(?![^\W_])', 'any'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ne-wayz(?![^\W_])', 'anyways'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ne1(?![^\W_])', 'anyone'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ne1er(?![^\W_])', 'anyone here?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ne2h(?![^\W_])', 'need to have'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nekkid(?![^\W_])', 'naked'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])netizen(?![^\W_])', 'user of the Internet'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])newbie(?![^\W_])', 'beginner'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nfe(?![^\W_])', 'no fucking excuses'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nff(?![^\W_])', 'no fucking fair'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nfg(?![^\W_])', 'not fucking good'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nfi(?![^\W_])', 'no fucking idea'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nft(?![^\W_])', 'non fungible token'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nfw(?![^\W_])', 'no fucking way'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ng(?![^\W_])', 'new game'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ngh(?![^\W_])', 'not going to happen'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ngl(?![^\W_])', 'not going to lie'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nhah(?![^\W_])', 'not handsome act handsome'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nhnt(?![^\W_])', 'no head no tail'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ni(?![^\W_])', 'not interested'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nite(?![^\W_])', 'tonight'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])njapf(?![^\W_])', 'not just another pretty face'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])njhl(?![^\W_])', 'envious'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nlal(?![^\W_])', 'not gangster act gangster'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nlnt(?![^\W_])', 'no link no talk'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nlt(?![^\W_])', 'no later than'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nme(?![^\W_])', 'enemy'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nmh(?![^\W_])', 'not much here'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nmnhnlm(?![^\W_])', 'no money no honey nobody love me'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nmp(?![^\W_])', 'not my problem'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nmp3nt(?![^\W_])', 'no mp3 no talk'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nmte(?![^\W_])', 'now more than ever'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nmu(?![^\W_])', 'not much, you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nn(?![^\W_])', 'neh neh'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nnan(?![^\W_])', 'not nice act nice'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nnp(?![^\W_])', 'tits'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])no gov(?![^\W_])', 'no government'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])no govn(?![^\W_])', 'no government'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])no govt(?![^\W_])', 'no government'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])no0blet(?![^\W_])', 'beginner'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])no1(?![^\W_])', 'no one'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])noa(?![^\W_])', 'not online anymore'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nobmr(?![^\W_])', 'none of my business, right'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nofi(?![^\W_])', 'no offence intended'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nomb(?![^\W_])', 'none of my business'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])noob(?![^\W_])', 'beginner'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nope(?![^\W_])', 'no'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nor chat(?![^\W_])', 'not yet'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nowsaday(?![^\W_])', 'nowadays'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])noy(?![^\W_])', 'not online yet'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])noyb(?![^\W_])', 'none of your business'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])np(?![^\W_])', 'no problem'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])npap(?![^\W_])', 'not pretty act pretty'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nphtt(?![^\W_])', 'no discussion without proof'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])npjtt(?![^\W_])', 'talk without proof'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])npnt(?![^\W_])', 'no discussion without proof'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nqa(?![^\W_])', 'no questions asked'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nrar(?![^\W_])', 'not rich act rich'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nrg(?![^\W_])', 'energy'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nrn(?![^\W_])', 'no reply necessary'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nsas(?![^\W_])', 'not smart act smart'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nsb(?![^\W_])', 'not sure but'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nsf(?![^\W_])', 'national service man'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nsmen(?![^\W_])', 'national service man'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nsnp(?![^\W_])', 'no sound no picture'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nta(?![^\W_])', 'not this again'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ntat(?![^\W_])', 'not tall act tall'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ntbn(?![^\W_])', 'no text back needed'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nth(?![^\W_])', 'nothing'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ntim(?![^\W_])', 'not that it matters'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ntimm(?![^\W_])', 'not that it matters much'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ntk(?![^\W_])', 'nice to know'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ntm(?![^\W_])', 'not that much'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ntmu(?![^\W_])', 'nice to meet you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ntmy(?![^\W_])', 'nice to meet you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nts(?![^\W_])', 'note to self'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ntw(?![^\W_])', 'not to worry'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ntymi(?![^\W_])', 'now that you mention it'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nub(?![^\W_])', 'beginner'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nuff(?![^\W_])', 'enough'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nvm(?![^\W_])', 'never mind'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nvr(?![^\W_])', 'never'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nw(?![^\W_])', 'no way'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nwal(?![^\W_])', 'nerd without a life'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nwmant(?![^\W_])', 'no wma no talk'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])nwr(?![^\W_])', 'not work related'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ny(?![^\W_])', 'new year'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])o\$p\$(?![^\W_])', 'owe money pay money'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])oatus(?![^\W_])', 'on a totally unrelated subject'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])oaus(?![^\W_])', 'on an unrelated subject'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ob(?![^\W_])', 'out of bounds'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])obcc(?![^\W_])', 'off beat cha cha'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])obv(?![^\W_])', 'obviously'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ocb(?![^\W_])', 'female masturbation'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ocd(?![^\W_])', 'obsessive compulsive disorder'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ofc(?![^\W_])', 'of course'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])og(?![^\W_])', 'original gangster'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])oic(?![^\W_])', 'oh, I see'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])oicu812(?![^\W_])', 'oh I see, you ate one too'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])oirwis(?![^\W_])', 'oh I remember what I said'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])okt(?![^\W_])', 'pimp'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ol(?![^\W_])', 'office lady'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])oleng joo(?![^\W_])', 'orange juice'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])oll(?![^\W_])', 'online love'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])oln(?![^\W_])', 'online netiquette'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])olo(?![^\W_])', 'only laughed once'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])oltl(?![^\W_])', 'one life to live'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])om(?![^\W_])', 'old man'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])omb(?![^\W_])', 'oh my god'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])omdb(?![^\W_])', 'over my dead body'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ome(?![^\W_])', 'oh my god'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])omfg(?![^\W_])', 'oh my fucking god'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])omg(?![^\W_])', 'oh my god'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])omgd(?![^\W_])', 'oh my gosh, duh'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])omgwtfbbq(?![^\W_])', 'oh my god what the fuck barbeque'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])oml(?![^\W_])', 'oh my lord'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])omma(?![^\W_])', 'oh my aching ass'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])omt(?![^\W_])', 'oh my god'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])omw(?![^\W_])', 'on my way'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])omwt(?![^\W_])', 'on my way too'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])onid(?![^\W_])', "oh no I did not"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])onny(?![^\W_])', 'only'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ons(?![^\W_])', 'one night stand'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])onud(?![^\W_])', "oh no you did not"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])onyd(?![^\W_])', "oh no you did not"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ooak(?![^\W_])', 'one of a kind'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ooh(?![^\W_])', 'out of here'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ooi(?![^\W_])', 'out of interest'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])oomf(?![^\W_])', 'one of my followers'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])oot(?![^\W_])', 'out of touch'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ootb(?![^\W_])', 'out of the blue'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ootd(?![^\W_])', 'outfit of the day'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])orbi gd(?![^\W_])', 'you deserved it'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])orbi gud(?![^\W_])', 'you deserved it'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])oreddy(?![^\W_])', 'already'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])orh(?![^\W_])', 'oh I see'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])os(?![^\W_])', 'outstation'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])osif(?![^\W_])', 'oh shit I forgot'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])osintot(?![^\W_])', 'oh shit I never thought of that'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])oso can(?![^\W_])', 'also can'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])oso(?![^\W_])', 'also'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ost(?![^\W_])', 'on second thought'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])otak u(?![^\W_])', 'otak you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])otb(?![^\W_])', 'on the ball'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])otc(?![^\W_])', 'over the counter'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ote(?![^\W_])', 'over the edge'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])oth(?![^\W_])', 'off the hook'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])otl(?![^\W_])', 'out to lunch'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])otoh(?![^\W_])', 'on the other hand'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])otot(?![^\W_])', 'own time own target'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])otp(?![^\W_])', 'on the phone'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])otr(?![^\W_])', 'on the road'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ots(?![^\W_])', 'on the scene'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ott(?![^\W_])', 'over the top'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ottomh(?![^\W_])', 'off the top of my head'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])otw(?![^\W_])', 'on the way'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ousu(?![^\W_])', 'oh you shut up'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ov(?![^\W_])', 'over'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ovr(?![^\W_])', 'over'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ownd(?![^\W_])', 'owned'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])p&c(?![^\W_])', 'private and confidential'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])p/u(?![^\W_])', 'pick up'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])p2c2e(?![^\W_])', 'process too complicated too explain'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])parroting(?![^\W_])', 'copying the reply'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])paul lampard(?![^\W_])', 'brown nosing'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pax(?![^\W_])', 'passengers'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pbg(?![^\W_])', 'fat boy behaviour'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pbiab(?![^\W_])', 'pay back is a bitch'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pblm(?![^\W_])', 'problem'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pbuh(?![^\W_])', 'peace be upon him'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pc(?![^\W_])', 'personal computer'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pc4pc(?![^\W_])', 'picture comment for picture comment'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pcb(?![^\W_])', 'cunt'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pcc(?![^\W_])', 'male masturbation'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pcm(?![^\W_])', 'please call me'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pcn(?![^\W_])', 'disgruntled'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pcw(?![^\W_])', 'post count warrior'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pd(?![^\W_])', 'public domain'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pda(?![^\W_])', 'public display of affection'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pdf(?![^\W_])', 'pedophile'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pdh(?![^\W_])', 'pretty darn hot'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pdmm(?![^\W_])', 'foreign mother accompanying child'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pds(?![^\W_])', "please do not shout"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])peeps(?![^\W_])', 'people'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])perbird(?![^\W_])', 'pervert'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pgo(?![^\W_])', 'police general orders'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pic(?![^\W_])', 'picture'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pics(?![^\W_])', 'picture'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pimpl(?![^\W_])', 'peeing in my pants laughing'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pio(?![^\W_])', 'pass it on'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pir(?![^\W_])', 'parent in room'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pix(?![^\W_])', 'pics'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pkl(?![^\W_])', 'cover everything'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pkm(?![^\W_])', 'pukimak'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pkt(?![^\W_])', 'packet'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pl(?![^\W_])', 'bad person'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pl0x(?![^\W_])', 'please'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])planking(?![^\W_])', 'to lie face down'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])plj(?![^\W_])', 'peace love joy'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])plp(?![^\W_])', 'brown nose'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pls(?![^\W_])', 'please'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])plu(?![^\W_])', 'people like us'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])plur(?![^\W_])', 'peace, love, unity, respect'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])plz(?![^\W_])', 'please'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pm(?![^\W_])', 'private message'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pmki(?![^\W_])', 'pretty much killing it'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pml(?![^\W_])', 'pissed myself laughing'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pmp(?![^\W_])', 'peeing my pants'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pmsl(?![^\W_])', 'pissed my self laughing'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])po(?![^\W_])', 'piss off'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])poak(?![^\W_])', 'passed out at keyboard'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pos(?![^\W_])', 'piece of shit'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])poser(?![^\W_])', 'pretender'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])potb(?![^\W_])', 'pat on the back'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])potd(?![^\W_])', 'photo of the day'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pov(?![^\W_])', 'point of view'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pp(?![^\W_])', 'personal problem'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ppk(?![^\W_])', 'stand someone up'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ppl(?![^\W_])', 'people'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ppr(?![^\W_])', 'paper'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])prc(?![^\W_])', "People's Republic of China"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])prembry(?![^\W_])', 'primary'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pro(?![^\W_])', 'professional'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])prob(?![^\W_])', 'problem'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])prsn(?![^\W_])', 'perasan'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])prt(?![^\W_])', 'partial re-tweet'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pruss satu(?![^\W_])', 'plus one'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pruss wan(?![^\W_])', 'plus one'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ps king(?![^\W_])', 'guy standing someone up'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ps queen(?![^\W_])', 'girl standing someone up'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])psog(?![^\W_])', 'pure stroke of genius'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ptfo(?![^\W_])', 'passed the fuck out'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ptl(?![^\W_])', 'praise the lord'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ptmm(?![^\W_])', 'please tell me more'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pu(?![^\W_])', 'pick up'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pvp(?![^\W_])', 'player versus player'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pwd(?![^\W_])', 'Public Works Department'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pwoms(?![^\W_])', 'parent watching over my shoulder'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pza(?![^\W_])', 'pizza'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])qc(?![^\W_])', 'quality control'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])qcb(?![^\W_])', 'arrogant woman'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])qfbk(?![^\W_])', 'quote for betrayal'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])qft(?![^\W_])', 'quoted for truth'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ql(?![^\W_])', 'quit laughing'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])qotd(?![^\W_])', 'quote of the day'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])qq(?![^\W_])', 'quick question'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])qs(?![^\W_])', 'quit scrolling'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])qt(?![^\W_])', 'cutie'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])qtp(?![^\W_])', 'arrogant guy'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])r u da\?(?![^\W_])', 'are you there'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])r u goin\?(?![^\W_])', 'are you going'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])r u thr\?(?![^\W_])', 'are you there'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])r&d(?![^\W_])', 'research and development'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])r&r(?![^\W_])', 'rest and relaxation'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])r8(?![^\W_])', 'rate'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rabz(?![^\W_])', 'rabakz'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])raebnc(?![^\W_])', 'read and enjoyed, but no comment'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rafo(?![^\W_])', 'read and find out'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ratm(?![^\W_])', 'rage against the machine'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rb@ya(?![^\W_])', 'right back at ya'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rbay(?![^\W_])', 'right back at you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rbtl(?![^\W_])', 'read between the lines'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rbu(?![^\W_])', 'rainbows, butterflies, unicorns'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rc(?![^\W_])', 'remote control'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rcp(?![^\W_])', 'real cunt'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rdf(?![^\W_])', 'real deal feeling'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])re(?![^\W_])', 'reply'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ready already(?![^\W_])', 'I am ready to go'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])red pkt(?![^\W_])', 'red packet'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])repeat again(?![^\W_])', 'repeat'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])reso(?![^\W_])', 'reservation'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rf(?![^\W_])', 'red face'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rfd(?![^\W_])', 'request for discussion'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rfp(?![^\W_])', 'request for proposal'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rgd(?![^\W_])', 'regards'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ridic(?![^\W_])', 'ridiculous'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rl(?![^\W_])', 'real life'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rlco(?![^\W_])', 'real life conference'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rlf(?![^\W_])', 'real life friend'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rlrt(?![^\W_])', 'real life retweet'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rlx(?![^\W_])', 'relax'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rly(?![^\W_])', 'really'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rmb(?![^\W_])', 'rings my bell'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rmbr(?![^\W_])', 'remember'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rmbt(?![^\W_])', 'rembat'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rmma(?![^\W_])', 'reading my mind again'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rn(?![^\W_])', 'right now'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rnn(?![^\W_])', 'reply not necessary'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rny(?![^\W_])', 'rainy'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ro(?![^\W_])', 'routine order'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])robert tao(?![^\W_])', 'overpriced'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])roc(?![^\W_])', 'relax one corner'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rofl(?![^\W_])', 'rolling on floor laughing'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])roflmao(?![^\W_])', 'rolling on floor laughing my ass off'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])roflol(?![^\W_])', 'rolling on floor laughing out loud'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rotf(?![^\W_])', 'rolling on the floor'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rotfl(?![^\W_])', 'rolling on the floor laughing'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rotflmao(?![^\W_])', 'rolling on the floor laughing my ass off'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rotflmfao(?![^\W_])', 'rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rotflol(?![^\W_])', 'rolling on the floor laughing out loud'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rotgl(?![^\W_])', 'rolling on the ground laughing'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rotglmao(?![^\W_])', 'rolling on the ground laughing my ass off'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rox(?![^\W_])', 'rocks'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rpg(?![^\W_])', 'role playing games'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rsm(?![^\W_])', 'regimental sergeant major'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rt(?![^\W_])', 're-tweet'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rtbs(?![^\W_])', 'reason to be single'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rtfaq(?![^\W_])', 'read the frequently asked questions'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rthx(?![^\W_])', 'retweet thanks'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rtk(?![^\W_])', 'return to keyboard'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ru 18(?![^\W_])', 'are you under 18?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ru(?![^\W_])', 'are you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ru/18(?![^\W_])', 'are you over 18?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rufkm(?![^\W_])', 'are you fucking kidding me?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ruh(?![^\W_])', 'are you horny?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rumorf(?![^\W_])', 'are you male or female?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ruok(?![^\W_])', 'are you ok?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rup(?![^\W_])', 'read up please'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rus(?![^\W_])', 'are you serious?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rusos(?![^\W_])', 'are you sos?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rut(?![^\W_])', 'are you there'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ryfm(?![^\W_])', 'read your friendly manual'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ryo(?![^\W_])', 'roll your own'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rys(?![^\W_])', 'read your screen'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])s2r(?![^\W_])', 'send to receive'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])s2u(?![^\W_])', 'same to you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])s4l(?![^\W_])', 'spam for life'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])s4s(?![^\W_])', 'share for share'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])s\^(?![^\W_])', "what is up"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sah rong party gal(?![^\W_])', 'Chinese woman who exclusively dates European man'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sah rong party girl(?![^\W_])', 'Chinese woman who exclusively dates European man'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sah rong party gurl(?![^\W_])', 'Chinese woman who exclusively dates European man'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sahd(?![^\W_])', 'stay-at-home dad'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sahm(?![^\W_])', 'stay at home mom'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sahp(?![^\W_])', 'stay-at-home parent'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sarong party gal(?![^\W_])', 'Chinese woman who exclusively dates European man'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sarong party gurl(?![^\W_])', 'Chinese woman who exclusively dates European man'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sarung party gal(?![^\W_])', 'Chinese woman who exclusively dates European man'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sarung party girl(?![^\W_])', 'Chinese woman who exclusively dates European man'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sarung party gurl(?![^\W_])', 'Chinese woman who exclusively dates European man'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sbf(?![^\W_])', 'sammyboy forum'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sbt(?![^\W_])', "sorry 'bout that"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sc(?![^\W_])', 'stay cool'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])scnr(?![^\W_])', 'sorry, could not resist'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])scuse(?![^\W_])', 'excuse'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sd(?![^\W_])', 'sweet dreams'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sdd(?![^\W_])', 'crazy person'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sec(?![^\W_])', 'second'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sed(?![^\W_])', 'said enough darling'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])seg(?![^\W_])', 'shit eating grin'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])self-pwn(?![^\W_])', 'self-own'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])selfie(?![^\W_])', 'picture of yourself'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])seltering(?![^\W_])', 'to stick out your rear in a fitness pose'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])semen mixture(?![^\W_])', 'cement mixer'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sep(?![^\W_])', "somebody else's problem"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sete(?![^\W_])', 'smiling ear to ear'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sexciting(?![^\W_])', 'exciting'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sexperience(?![^\W_])', 'experience'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sexpert(?![^\W_])', 'expert'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sexpose(?![^\W_])', 'expose'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sexting(?![^\W_])', 'text messages with sexual content'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sff(?![^\W_])', 'so freaking funny'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sfw(?![^\W_])', 'safe for work'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sgtm(?![^\W_])', 'sounds good to me'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sh(?![^\W_])', 'shit happens'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])shb(?![^\W_])', 'should have been'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])shelfie(?![^\W_])', 'picture of objects arranged on a shelf'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])shhh(?![^\W_])', 'quiet'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])shld(?![^\W_])', 'should'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])shoulda(?![^\W_])', 'should have'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sia(?![^\W_])', 'say it again'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sign xtra(?![^\W_])', 'sign extra'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sil(?![^\W_])', 'sister-in-law'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])singlest(?![^\W_])', 'single'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sis(?![^\W_])', 'sister'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sista(?![^\W_])', 'sister'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sitd(?![^\W_])', 'still in the dark'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])situbi(?![^\W_])', 'say it till you believe it'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])siy(?![^\W_])', 'search inside yourself'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sjp(?![^\W_])', 'boredom'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sk warrior(?![^\W_])', 'menial task warrior'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sk8er(?![^\W_])', 'skater'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sk8r(?![^\W_])', 'skater'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sknkr(?![^\W_])', 'skin care'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])slc(?![^\W_])', 'shake leg company'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])slh parking(?![^\W_])', 'salah parking'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])slh(?![^\W_])', 'wrong'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])slm(?![^\W_])', 'socially limiting maneuver'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])slt(?![^\W_])', 'something like that'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sm(?![^\W_])', 'senior moment'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sm1(?![^\W_])', 'someone'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])smem(?![^\W_])', 'send me e-mail'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])smf(?![^\W_])', 'so much fun'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])smfh(?![^\W_])', 'shaking my fucking head'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])smh(?![^\W_])', 'shaking my head'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])smim(?![^\W_])', 'send me an instant message'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sml(?![^\W_])', 'what the fuck'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])smlj(?![^\W_])', 'what the fuck'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sms(?![^\W_])', 'short message service'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])smsed(?![^\W_])', 'short message service'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])smsing(?![^\W_])', 'short message service'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])smt(?![^\W_])', 'something'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])smtc(?![^\W_])', 'what is the issue?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])smth(?![^\W_])', 'something'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])smtj(?![^\W_])', 'what is the issue?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])snl(?![^\W_])', 'same night lay'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])snny(?![^\W_])', 'sunny'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])soab(?![^\W_])', 'son of a bitch'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])soe(?![^\W_])', 'start of exams'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sofa king(?![^\W_])', 'so fucking'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])soh(?![^\W_])', 'sense of humor'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])some1(?![^\W_])', 'someone'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sori no cure(?![^\W_])', 'sorry no cure'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sori(?![^\W_])', 'sorry'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sosad(?![^\W_])', 'same old song and dance'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sot(?![^\W_])', 'short on time'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])spg(?![^\W_])', 'sarong party girl'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])spk(?![^\W_])', 'speak'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])spoof(?![^\W_])', 'spoof thread'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])spoopy(?![^\W_])', 'scary and funny'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sppp(?![^\W_])', 'steady pom pee pee'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])spst(?![^\W_])', 'same place same time'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])srs(?![^\W_])', 'serious'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])srsly(?![^\W_])', 'seriously'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sry(?![^\W_])', 'sorry'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ssdd(?![^\W_])', 'same shit different day'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ss(ll|rr)(?![^\W_])', 'looking around'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])stbx(?![^\W_])', 'soon to be ex'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])stby(?![^\W_])', 'sucks to be you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])std(?![^\W_])', 'sexually transmitted disease'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])step bro(?![^\W_])', 'step brother'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])step bz(?![^\W_])', 'step busy'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])step gd(?![^\W_])', 'step good'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])step gud(?![^\W_])', 'step good'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])step sis(?![^\W_])', 'step sister'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])stewpig(?![^\W_])', 'stupid'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])stfu(?![^\W_])', 'shut the fuck up'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])stfw(?![^\W_])', 'search the fucking web'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sth(?![^\W_])', 'something'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sthu(?![^\W_])', 'shut the hell up'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])stml(?![^\W_])', 'short term memory loss'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])stoked(?![^\W_])', 'very happy, excited'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])stomper(?![^\W_])', 'someone who posts frequently on STOMP'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])stp(?![^\W_])', 'crazy guy'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])str8(?![^\W_])', 'straight'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])stw(?![^\W_])', 'search the web'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])stys(?![^\W_])', 'speak to you soon'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sub(?![^\W_])', 'shut up bitch'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sup(?![^\W_])', "what is up"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sux(?![^\W_])', 'sucks'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])suyf(?![^\W_])', 'shut up you fool'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])swag(?![^\W_])', "boasting about one's skills"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])swalk(?![^\W_])', 'sealed with a loving kiss'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])swammie(?![^\W_])', 'firearm'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])swdyt(?![^\W_])', 'so what do you think?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sweet<3(?![^\W_])', 'sweetheart'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])swh(?![^\W_])', 'super white horse'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])swu(?![^\W_])', "so what is up"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])syk(?![^\W_])', 'so you know'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])syl(?![^\W_])', 'see you later'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sys(?![^\W_])', 'see you soon'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])t&c(?![^\W_])', 'terms and conditions'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])t\+(?![^\W_])', 'think positive'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])t2go(?![^\W_])', 'time to go'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])t2ul(?![^\W_])', 'talk to you later'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])t2ut(?![^\W_])', 'talk to you tomorrow'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])t@yl(?![^\W_])', 'talk at you later'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ta(?![^\W_])', 'thanks again'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tac(?![^\W_])', "that ain't cool"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])taf club(?![^\W_])', 'Trim and fit club'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tafn(?![^\W_])', "that is all for now"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tam(?![^\W_])', 'thanks a million'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tangkap(?![^\W_])', 'catch'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tanj(?![^\W_])', "there ain't no justice"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tanstaafl(?![^\W_])', "there ain't no such thing as a free lunch"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tarfu(?![^\W_])', 'things are really fucked up'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tas(?![^\W_])', 'taking a shower'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])taw(?![^\W_])', 'teachers are watching'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tayn(?![^\W_])', 'thinking about you now'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tba(?![^\W_])', 'to be advised'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tbd(?![^\W_])', 'to be determined'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tbh(?![^\W_])', 'to be honest'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tbr(?![^\W_])', 'to be read'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tbt(?![^\W_])', 'throwback thursday'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tbu(?![^\W_])', 'thinking bout you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tby(?![^\W_])', "thinking 'bout you"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tcob(?![^\W_])', 'taking care of business'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tcoy(?![^\W_])', 'take care of yourself'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tcp(?![^\W_])', 'thread chauvinist pig'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tcss(?![^\W_])', 'chit chat'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tdtm(?![^\W_])', 'talk dirty to me'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tdy(?![^\W_])', 'today'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ten-penis(?![^\W_])', 'Tampines'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tf(?![^\W_])', 'the fuck'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tff(?![^\W_])', 'twitter follower-friend'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tflms(?![^\W_])', 'thanks for letting me share'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tfta(?![^\W_])', 'thanks for the add'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tftu(?![^\W_])', 'thanks for the update'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tfx(?![^\W_])', 'traffic'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tgal(?![^\W_])', 'think globally, act locally'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tgff(?![^\W_])', 'thank god for fridays'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tggtg(?![^\W_])', 'that person has got to go'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tgif(?![^\W_])', "thank god it is friday"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tgkp(?![^\W_])', 'catch'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])thankz(?![^\W_])', 'thanks'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])thks(?![^\W_])', 'thanks'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])thn(?![^\W_])', 'then'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])thnks(?![^\W_])', 'thanks'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])thnx(?![^\W_])', 'thanks'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tho(?![^\W_])', 'though'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])thotful(?![^\W_])', 'thoughtful'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])thrs(?![^\W_])', 'thursday'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])thru(?![^\W_])', 'through'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])thx(?![^\W_])', 'thanks'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tia(?![^\W_])', 'thanks in advance'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tiail(?![^\W_])', 'think I am in love'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])til(?![^\W_])', 'today I learned'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tinwis(?![^\W_])', 'that is not what I said'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tisc(?![^\W_])', 'this is so cool'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tisl(?![^\W_])', 'this is so lame'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tisnc(?![^\W_])', 'this is so not cool'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tisnf(?![^\W_])', 'that is so not fair'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tisnt(?![^\W_])', 'that is so not true'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])titf(?![^\W_])', 'that is too funny'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tk jln(?![^\W_])', 'cannot walk'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tkk(?![^\W_])', 'wait for a long time'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tkp(?![^\W_])', 'pervert'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tku4uk(?![^\W_])', 'thank you for your kindness'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tl(?![^\W_])', 'time line'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tl;dr(?![^\W_])', "too long did not read"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tlc(?![^\W_])', 'tender loving care'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tldr(?![^\W_])', "too long did not read"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tlg(?![^\W_])', 'help'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tlgo(?![^\W_])', 'the list goes on'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tlitbc(?![^\W_])', "that is life in the big city"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tm(?![^\W_])', 'trust me'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tmai(?![^\W_])', 'tell me about it'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tmalss(?![^\W_])', 'to make a long story short'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tmd(?![^\W_])', 'fuck'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tmdf(?![^\W_])', 'to my dearest friend'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tmft(?![^\W_])', 'too much free time'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tmg(?![^\W_])', "that is my girl"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tmi(?![^\W_])', 'too much information'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tmm(?![^\W_])', 'sweet'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tmr(?![^\W_])', 'tomorrow'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tmsgo(?![^\W_])', 'too much shit going on'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tna(?![^\W_])', 'temporarily not available'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tnt(?![^\W_])', 'till next time'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tntl(?![^\W_])', 'trying not to laugh'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tnx(?![^\W_])', 'thanks'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tobg(?![^\W_])', 'this oughta be good'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])toh(?![^\W_])', 'the other half'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tok(?![^\W_])', 'talk'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tom(?![^\W_])', 'tomorrow'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])toon(?![^\W_])', 'cartoon'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])topca(?![^\W_])', 'till our paths cross again'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tot(?![^\W_])', 'thought'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])totes(?![^\W_])', 'totally'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tpk(?![^\W_])', 'god'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tpm(?![^\W_])', 'tweets per minute'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tpt(?![^\W_])', 'trailer park trash'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tqvm(?![^\W_])', 'thank you very much'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])trdmc(?![^\W_])', 'tears running down my cheeks'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])trndo(?![^\W_])', 'tornado'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])troo(?![^\W_])', 'true'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])trs(?![^\W_])', 'that really sucks'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tryna(?![^\W_])', 'trying to'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ts(?![^\W_])', 'thread starter'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tsb(?![^\W_])', 'tall, sexy, beautiful'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tsia(?![^\W_])', 'this says it all'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tsif(?![^\W_])', "thank science it is friday"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tsnf(?![^\W_])', "that is so unfair"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tstb(?![^\W_])', 'the sooner, the better'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tta(?![^\W_])', 'tap that ass'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ttbomk(?![^\W_])', 'to the best of my knowledge'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ttg(?![^\W_])', 'time to go'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ttiot(?![^\W_])', 'the truth is out there'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ttksf(?![^\W_])', 'trying to keep a straight face'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ttly(?![^\W_])', 'totally'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ttm(?![^\W_])', 'to the max'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tts(?![^\W_])', 'text to speech'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ttth(?![^\W_])', 'ignored'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tttt(?![^\W_])', 'these things take time'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ttul(?![^\W_])', 'talk to you later'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tty(?![^\W_])', 'talk to you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ttyawfn(?![^\W_])', 'talk to you a while from now'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ttyiaf(?![^\W_])', 'talk to you in a few'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ttyl(?![^\W_])', 'talk to you later'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ttyl8r(?![^\W_])', 'talk to you later'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ttyn(?![^\W_])', 'talk to you never'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ttyob(?![^\W_])', 'tend to your own business'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ttyootd(?![^\W_])', 'talk to you one of these days'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ttys(?![^\W_])', 'talk to you soon'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ttyt(?![^\W_])', 'talk to you tomorrow'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tvm4yem(?![^\W_])', 'thanks very much for your e-mail'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])twaddict(?![^\W_])', 'twitter addict'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])twd(?![^\W_])', 'texting while driving'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tweavesdropping(?![^\W_])', 'eavesdropping on twitter'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tweeple(?![^\W_])', 'twitter people'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tweeps(?![^\W_])', 'twitter peeps'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tweet(?![^\W_])', 'twitter post'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tweetsult(?![^\W_])', 'insulting tweet'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tweetup(?![^\W_])', 'twitter meetup'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])twewbie(?![^\W_])', 'twitter newbie'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])twhab(?![^\W_])', "this would not hurt a bit"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])twhe(?![^\W_])', 'the walls have ears'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])twhs(?![^\W_])', "that is what he said"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])twimc(?![^\W_])', 'to whom it may concern'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])twinsies(?![^\W_])', 'twins'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])twit(?![^\W_])', "that is what I thought"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])twita(?![^\W_])', "that is what I am talking about"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])twollower(?![^\W_])', 'twitter follower'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])twsi(?![^\W_])', 'that was so ironic'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])twss(?![^\W_])', "that is what she said"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])twti(?![^\W_])', 'that was totally ironic'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])twtr(?![^\W_])', 'twitter'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])twu(?![^\W_])', "that is what is up"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tx(?![^\W_])', 'thanks'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])txt im(?![^\W_])', 'text instant message'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])txt(?![^\W_])', 'text'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ty(?![^\W_])', 'thank you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tyclo(?![^\W_])', 'turn your caps lock off'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tyl(?![^\W_])', 'text you later'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tyvm(?![^\W_])', 'thank you very much'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])tyvm4yem(?![^\W_])', 'thank you very much for your e-mail'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])u up(?![^\W_])', 'you up?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])u2(?![^\W_])', 'you too'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])u2u(?![^\W_])', 'up to you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])u4e(?![^\W_])', 'yours forever'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])u8(?![^\W_])', 'you ate?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])udh82bme(?![^\W_])', "you would hate to be me"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])udm(?![^\W_])', "you are the man"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ufn(?![^\W_])', 'until further notice'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ug2bk(?![^\W_])', "you have got to be kidding"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ugc(?![^\W_])', 'user-generated content'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ugh(?![^\W_])', 'disgusted'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ugtr(?![^\W_])', 'you got that right'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ulkgr8(?![^\W_])', 'you look great'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ull(?![^\W_])', 'you will'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])unt(?![^\W_])', 'until next time'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])uok(?![^\W_])', 'you ok?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])uome(?![^\W_])', 'you owe me'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ur grandfather army(?![^\W_])', 'your grandfather army'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ur grandfather rd(?![^\W_])', 'your grandfather road'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ur(?![^\W_])', 'your'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ur2k(?![^\W_])', 'you are too kind'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])urapita(?![^\W_])', 'you are a pain in the ass'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ursai(?![^\W_])', 'you are such an idiot'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])urself(?![^\W_])', 'yourself'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])urtb(?![^\W_])', 'you are the best'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])urw(?![^\W_])', 'you are welcome'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])urws(?![^\W_])', 'you are wise'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])uryy4m(?![^\W_])', 'you are too wise for me'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])urz(?![^\W_])', 'yours'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])utfsb(?![^\W_])', 'use the fucking search button'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])utm(?![^\W_])', 'under table money'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])uw(?![^\W_])', "you are welcome"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])uwm(?![^\W_])', 'you want me'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])vacay(?![^\W_])', 'vacation'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])vbg(?![^\W_])', 'very big grin'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])vbmg(?![^\W_])', 'very big mischievous grin'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])vbs(?![^\W_])', 'very big smile'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])veg(?![^\W_])', 'very evil grin'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])vfm(?![^\W_])', 'value for money'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])vgn(?![^\W_])', 'vegetarian'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])vim(?![^\W_])', 'very important member'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])vip(?![^\W_])', 'very important person'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])viv(?![^\W_])', 'very important visitor'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])vlog(?![^\W_])', 'video blog'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])vlogger(?![^\W_])', 'video blogger'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])vm(?![^\W_])', 'voice mail'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])vpl(?![^\W_])', 'visible panty line'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])vsf(?![^\W_])', 'very sad face'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])vwd(?![^\W_])', 'very well done'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])vwp(?![^\W_])', 'very well played'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])w/(?![^\W_])', 'with'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])w/e(?![^\W_])', 'whatever'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])w/o(?![^\W_])', 'without'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])w2f(?![^\W_])', 'way too funny'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])w2g(?![^\W_])', 'way to go'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])w4m(?![^\W_])', 'women for men'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])w8(?![^\W_])', 'wait'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])w9(?![^\W_])', 'wife in the room'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])w@(?![^\W_])', 'what'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wabi(?![^\W_])', 'what a bright idea'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])waboc(?![^\W_])', 'what a bunch of crap'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])waci(?![^\W_])', 'what a cool idea'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wad(?![^\W_])', 'without a doubt'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wadi(?![^\W_])', 'what a dumb idea'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wadr(?![^\W_])', 'with all due respect'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])waef(?![^\W_])', 'when all else fails'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wafb(?![^\W_])', 'what a fucking bitch'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wafm(?![^\W_])', 'what a fucking mess'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wai(?![^\W_])', 'what an idiot'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wall of text(?![^\W_])', 'long text post'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wan2(?![^\W_])', 'want to'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wanna(?![^\W_])', 'want to'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wassup(?![^\W_])', "what is up"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wat speaking u(?![^\W_])', 'what speaking you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wat toking u(?![^\W_])', 'what talking you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wat(?![^\W_])', 'what'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wati(?![^\W_])', 'what a terrible idea'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wawi(?![^\W_])', 'what a wonderful idea'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wayd(?![^\W_])', 'what are you doing?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wayn(?![^\W_])', 'where are you now?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wb(?![^\W_])', 'welcome back'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wbs(?![^\W_])', 'write back soon'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wbu(?![^\W_])', 'what bout you?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wby(?![^\W_])', "what 'bout you?"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wc(?![^\W_])', 'who cares'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wca(?![^\W_])', 'who cares anyway'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wckd(?![^\W_])', 'wicked'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wcw(?![^\W_])', 'woman crush wednesday'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wd(?![^\W_])', 'well done'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wdr(?![^\W_])', 'with due respect'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wdt(?![^\W_])', 'who does that?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wdym(?![^\W_])', 'what do you mean?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wdys(?![^\W_])', 'what did you say?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wdyt(?![^\W_])', 'what do you think?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])weathermageddon(?![^\W_])', 'very bad weather'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wefie(?![^\W_])', 'self taken group picture'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])weg(?![^\W_])', 'wicked evil grin'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])welkam(?![^\W_])', 'welcome'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wen(?![^\W_])', 'when'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wenla(?![^\W_])', "would not"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wgt(?![^\W_])', 'where got time'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wh(?![^\W_])', 'white horse'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])whr(?![^\W_])', 'where'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])whut(?![^\W_])', 'what'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])winternity(?![^\W_])', 'winter for eternity'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])witw(?![^\W_])', 'what in the world'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wk(?![^\W_])', 'shocked'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wknd(?![^\W_])', 'weekend'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wks(?![^\W_])', "would not get fired"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wll(?![^\W_])', 'wait long long'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wlmirl(?![^\W_])', 'would like to meet in real life?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wlu(?![^\W_])', 'wicked, love you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wlu2(?![^\W_])', 'wicked, love you too'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wly(?![^\W_])', 'we love you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wndy(?![^\W_])', 'windy'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wob(?![^\W_])', 'waste of bandwidth'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wom(?![^\W_])', 'word of mouth'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wondaful(?![^\W_])', 'wonderful'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wotam(?![^\W_])', 'waste of time and money'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wrm(?![^\W_])', 'warm'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wrt(?![^\W_])', 'with regards to'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wru(?![^\W_])', 'where are you'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wrud(?![^\W_])', 'what are you doing?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wrudatm(?![^\W_])', 'what are you doing at the moment?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ws\^(?![^\W_])', "what is up"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wt(?![^\W_])', 'what'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wtdb(?![^\W_])', "what is the difference between"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wtf(?![^\W_])', 'what the fuck'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wtfh(?![^\W_])', 'what the fucking hell'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wtfnf(?![^\W_])', 'what the fucking fuck'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wtg(?![^\W_])', 'way to go'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wth(?![^\W_])', 'what the hell'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wthin(?![^\W_])', 'what the hell is next'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wtmi(?![^\W_])', 'way too much information'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wtv(?![^\W_])', 'whatever'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wu(?![^\W_])', "what is up"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wuf(?![^\W_])', 'where you from'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wuwh(?![^\W_])', 'wish you were here'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wuwhima(?![^\W_])', 'wish you were here in my arms'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wuz(?![^\W_])', 'was'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wuz4dina(?![^\W_])', "what is for dinner?"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wv(?![^\W_])', 'with'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])www(?![^\W_])', 'world wide web'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wwy(?![^\W_])', 'where were you?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wx(?![^\W_])', 'weather'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wycm(?![^\W_])', 'will you call me?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wyd(?![^\W_])', 'what you doing?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wym(?![^\W_])', 'what do you mean?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wyp(?![^\W_])', "what is your problem?"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wyrn(?![^\W_])', "what is your real name?"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wys(?![^\W_])', 'whatever you say'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wysiwyg(?![^\W_])', 'what you see is what you get'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wyt(?![^\W_])', 'whatever you think'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wytb(?![^\W_])', 'wish you the best'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wyw(?![^\W_])', 'wish you well'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wywh(?![^\W_])', 'wish you were here'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])xbf(?![^\W_])', 'ex-boyfriend'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])xcb(?![^\W_])', 'crazy woman'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])xcuse(?![^\W_])', 'excuse'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])xgf(?![^\W_])', 'ex-girlfriend'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])xi10(?![^\W_])', 'exciting'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])xln(?![^\W_])', 'ah tiong'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])xlnt(?![^\W_])', 'excellent'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])xmas(?![^\W_])', 'christmas'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])xmm(?![^\W_])', 'xiao mei mei'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])xo(?![^\W_])', 'kiss and hug'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])xoxo(?![^\W_])', 'hugs and kisses'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])xoxoxox(?![^\W_])', 'hugs, kisses'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])xoxozzz(?![^\W_])', 'hugs and kisses and sweet dreams'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])xpert(?![^\W_])', 'expert'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])xqzt(?![^\W_])', 'exquisite'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])xtc(?![^\W_])', 'ecstasy'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])xtl(?![^\W_])', 'cross the line'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])xtp(?![^\W_])', 'crazy guy'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])xtra(?![^\W_])', 'extra'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])xxcc(?![^\W_])', 'kiss, kiss, hug, hug'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])y nt(?![^\W_])', 'why not'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])yall(?![^\W_])', 'you all'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])yandao(?![^\W_])', 'handsome'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])yap(?![^\W_])', 'yes'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])yawobt(?![^\W_])', 'yet another waste of bandwidth thread'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ybs(?![^\W_])', "you will be sorry"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])yby(?![^\W_])', 'yeah baby yeah'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ycmu(?![^\W_])', 'you crack me up'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])yct(?![^\W_])', 'your comment to'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ydi(?![^\W_])', 'you deserved it'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ydkm(?![^\W_])', "you do not know me"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])yea(?![^\W_])', 'yes'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])yeah(?![^\W_])', 'yes'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])yeap(?![^\W_])', 'yes'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])yest(?![^\W_])', 'yesterday'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])yf(?![^\W_])', 'wife'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ygbk(?![^\W_])', 'you gotta be kidding'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ygg(?![^\W_])', 'you go girl'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])yglt(?![^\W_])', "you are going to love this"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ygtbk(?![^\W_])', "you have got to be kidding"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ygtr(?![^\W_])', 'you got that right'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])yiu(?![^\W_])', 'yes, I understand'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ykw(?![^\W_])', 'you know what?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ykwim(?![^\W_])', 'you know what I mean'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ym(?![^\W_])', 'yahoo mail'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ymak(?![^\W_])', 'you may already know'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ymal(?![^\W_])', 'you might also like'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ymbkm(?![^\W_])', 'you must be kidding me'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])yngbt(?![^\W_])', "you are not going to believe this"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ynk(?![^\W_])', 'you never know'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])yntynk(?![^\W_])', 'you never try, you never know'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])yolo(?![^\W_])', 'you only live once'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])yrag(?![^\W_])', 'you are a geek'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])yrl(?![^\W_])', 'you are lame'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ysan(?![^\W_])', "you are such a nerd"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ysdiw8(?![^\W_])', 'why should I wait?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ysic(?![^\W_])', 'why should I care?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ysj(?![^\W_])', "you are so jealous"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ysk(?![^\W_])', 'you should know'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])yst(?![^\W_])', 'yesterday'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ysyd(?![^\W_])', 'yeah, sure you do'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ytb(?![^\W_])', "you are the best"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ytrnw(?![^\W_])', "yeah that iss right, now what?"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])yttm(?![^\W_])', 'you talk too much'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])yvw(?![^\W_])', "you are very welcome"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])yw(?![^\W_])', "you are welcome"),
(r'(?<![^\W_])yyss(?![^\W_])', 'yeah yeah sure sure'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])yyssw(?![^\W_])', 'yeah yeah sure sure whatever'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])zg(?![^\W_])', 'wardrobe malfunction'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])zmg(?![^\W_])', 'oh my god'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])zoh my god(?![^\W_])', 'oh my god'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])zomg(?![^\W_])', 'oh my god'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])zzz(?![^\W_])', 'bored'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])Sent from EDMWER app!', ''),
(r'(?<![^\W_])Posted from PCWX using portal technology', ''),
(r'(?<![^\W_])Sent from .+ using GAGT', ''),
(r'(?<![^\W_])Posted with.+HardwareZone Forums app', ''),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pettanko(?![^\W_])', 'flat chested girl'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wfo(?![^\W_])', 'work from office'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])wfh(?![^\W_])', 'work from home'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])Last edited:.+((A|P)M|ago|\d+)', ''),
(r'(?<![^\W_])Click to expand\.(?![^\W_])', ''),
(r'(?<![^\W_])b(bfa|ui\s?bui)(?![^\W_])', 'fat person'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])si ginna(?![^\W_])', 'damn kid'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])goondu(?![^\W_])', 'idiot'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])hum\s?ji(?![^\W_])', 'coward'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])glass heart(?![^\W_])', 'sensitive person'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])Yeendia(?![^\W_])', 'india'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jhk(?![^\W_])', 'malaysian guy'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jhb(?![^\W_])', 'malaysian girl'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bo\s?hua(?![^\W_])', 'not worth'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])er\s?xin(?![^\W_])', 'disgusting'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])cheekon(?![^\W_])', 'chicken'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])huan\s?kia(?![^\W_])', 'foreigner'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])akan datang(?![^\W_])', 'coming soon'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])gek\s?sim(?![^\W_])', 'disappointing'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sug(?![^\W_])', 'suck'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])f?unker(?![^\W_])', 'uncle'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])du\s?lan(?![^\W_])', 'pissed off'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])piak(\s?piak|2)(?![^\W_])', 'sexual intercourse'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])fug(?![^\W_])', 'fuck'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])(d|t)ilam(?![^\W_])', 'mattress'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])rike(?![^\W_])', 'like'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])song\s?bo(h)?(?![^\W_])', 'are you happy?'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])buang(?![^\W_])', 'ugly'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pigu(?![^\W_])', 'butt'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pigu\s?dong(?![^\W_])', 'butthole'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])syt(?![^\W_])', 'attractive young woman'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])j(hk|in\s?ho\s?jia(k)?)(?![^\W_])', 'delicious'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])sua\s?ku(?![^\W_])', 'bumpkin'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bky(?![^\W_])', 'cannot'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])notti(?![^\W_])', 'naughty'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])jiu\s?hao(?![^\W_])', 'is good enough'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])kopi(?![^\W_])', 'coffee'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bo\s?lui(?![^\W_])', 'no money'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])pak\s?tor(?![^\W_])', 'dating'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])solly(?![^\W_])', 'sorry'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])bkk(?![^\W_])', 'Bangkok'),
(r'(?<![^\W_])mapbox polyline npm(?![^\W_])', ''),
(r'(?<![^\W_])ma\s?fan(?![^\W_])', 'troublesome')]