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TH(joschka)
.SH NAME
joschka \- not doing anything at all, but at least consistently
.SH SYNOPSIS
.B joschka
do you want to copy my homework?
.br
.B joschka
why are you even at university?
.br
.B joschka
have you even been to university today?
.SH DESCRIPTION
.B joschka
is a computer science student from somewhere outside of Bavaria where there
are apparently no standards on education. Or at least noone can imagine
how he managed to get his a-levels.
.PP
His favourite activities include chatting during days and night, reading
4players, Golem and Heise. He also spends money on games from Steam, so
that other friends who visit him have something to do.
.PP
Don't let him change the font settings of your computer. He apparently likes
ugly fontrendering that is even more unreadable than the one that Apple uses.
As of now is also the proud owner of a Macbook Air Rev. 2011. You know, because
the revision matters.
.PP
.B joschka
is a total HTML5 weenie, moving all his stuff into the browser. Therefore using
totally atrocious web clients for everything, because it it cool and Web 2.0-y.
Also plays the newest 3D games in the browser.. oh, maybe not. Of course, the
only real browser for
.B joschka
is Chrome (mind you, only the proprietary build from Google, not Chromium).
.PP
Despite living in the worst city ever, his room is basically the center of
his friend circle with people often inviting themselves, eating his food,
and staying overnight. He doesn't seem to give a damn when people squat at his
place.
.PP
As an Apple family member, his favorite My Little Pony is, you guessed right,
.ul
Applejack
of course! The exact relation to her is, as of now, yet unknown.
.SH PERSONAL DATA
.B initial release
1987-05-30
.br
.B home folder
Bad Arolsen
.SH OPERATING SYSTEMS
.ul
Windows 7
and
.ul
Ubuntu
and
.ul
OS X
all three in dark mode because he's such a l33t hax0r.
.SH QUIRKS
.PP
He is a total Google and Amazon weenie. Would buy everything from Amazon as
long as it bears a Google logo.
.SH BUGS
Probably the laziest person alive.
.PP
.B joschka
is now part of the Apple family. Be careful, behaviour typical for sect members is possible.
.SH SEE ALSO
julia(6)