mike.in

TH(mike)
.SH NAME
mike \- convert coffee to babble
.SH SYNOPSIS
.B mike
why are you still online?
.SH DESCRIPTION
Stand back,
.B mike
knows Regular Exp^W^W TikZ! While that might be his most useful feature, he also
plays an important role in IRC, keeping the channel busy by babbling. If
neccessary even with himself.
.PP
Besides this,
.B mike
is old. Really old. Older than your dad's C64. When
.B
mike
was a child, dinosaurs were populating the world and ThinkPads still came from
IBM.
.PP
His diet consists nearly of beer and chocolate, his fridge has no other use
than that. Although lately he has started to drink wine, possibly to make a
cultivated impression.
.SH PERSONAL DATA
.B initial release
1985-10-23
.br
.B home folder
Mengkofen (a region in Bavaria, where each city name ends with either 'ofen' or 'ing')
.SH LISL AWARDS
.B golden lisl award
for
.B not knowing Chrome OS.
.SH OPERATING SYSTEMS
.ul
Gentoo Linux
(probably running also on brain, too, because he has to compile every new
topic from the lectures),
.ul
Ubuntu Server Edition
(on his root server, buh!)
.SH FEATURES
Is a machine shaman. All problems will be fixed after
.B mike
touches the broken apparatus, except if there is
.B any
Windows installed. Then everything breaks down.
.SH SEE ALSO
lars(6)
.SH BUGS
Does not work without prior insertion of coffee (and beer). Remember to keep
the caffeine level high at all times.
.PP
Frequently wanders off and starts fiddling with irrelevant stuff. Possible
cause: Someone called memfrob on his brain.
.PP
FTBFS if trying to emerge him with -slang.