punjunk.py

import bisect
from clarifai.client import ClarifaiApi
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
import urllib
import random

def binarySearchBool(a, x):
    'Locate the leftmost value exactly equal to x'
    i = bisect.bisect_left(a, x)
    if i != len(a) and a[i] == x:
        return True
    return False

image = raw_input()
examples = ['http://i.imgur.com/z3MsU49.jpg', 'http://i.imgur.com/OfQpsOa.jpg']

# for x in range(len(result['classes'])):
#   print result['classes'][x], result['probs'][x]

allNouns = ['aardvark', 'abyssinian', 'accelerator', 'accordion', 'account', 'accountant', 'acknowledgment', 'acoustic', 'acrylic', 'act', 'action', 'active', 'activity', 'actor', 'actress', 'adapter', 'addition', 'address', 'adjustment', 'adult', 'advantage', 'advertisement', 'advice', 'afghanistan', 'africa', 'aftermath', 'afternoon', 'aftershave', 'afterthought', 'age', 'agenda', 'agreement', 'air', 'airbus', 'airmail', 'airplane', 'airport', 'airship', 'alarm', 'albatross', 'alcohol', 'algebra', 'algeria', 'alibi', 'alley', 'alligator', 'alloy', 'almanac', 'alphabet', 'alto', 'aluminium', 'aluminum', 'ambulance', 'america', 'amount', 'amusement', 'anatomy', 'anethesiologist', 'anger', 'angle', 'angora', 'animal', 'anime', 'ankle', 'answer', 'ant', 'antarctica', 'anteater', 'antelope', 'anthony', 'anthropology', 'apartment', 'apology', 'apparatus', 'apparel', 'appeal', 'appendix', 'apple', 'appliance', 'approval', 'april', 'aquarius', 'arch', 'archaeology', 'archeology', 'archer', 'architecture', 'area', 'argentina', 'argument', 'aries', 'arithmetic', 'arm', 'armadillo', 'armchair', 'armenian', 'army', 'arrow', 'art', 'ash', 'ashtray', 'asia', 'asparagus', 'asphalt', 'asterisk', 'astronomy', 'athlete', 'atm', 'atom', 'attack', 'attempt', 'attention', 'attic', 'attraction', 'august', 'aunt', 'australia', 'australian', 'author', 'authorisation', 'authority', 'authorization', 'avenue', 'babies', 'baboon', 'baby', 'back', 'backbone', 'bacon', 'badge', 'badger', 'bag', 'bagel', 'bagpipe', 'bail', 'bait', 'baker', 'bakery', 'balance', 'balinese', 'ball', 'balloon', 'bamboo', 'banana', 'band', 'bandana', 'bangladesh', 'bangle', 'banjo', 'bank', 'bankbook', 'banker', 'bar', 'barbara', 'barber', 'barge', 'baritone', 'barometer', 'base', 'baseball', 'basement', 'basin', 'basket', 'basketball', 'bass', 'bassoon', 'bat', 'bath', 'bathroom', 'bathtub', 'battery', 'battle', 'bay', 'beach', 'bead', 'beam', 'bean', 'bear', 'beard', 'beast', 'beat', 'beautician', 'beauty', 'beaver', 'bed', 'bedroom', 'bee', 'beech', 'beef', 'beer', 'beet', 'beetle', 'beggar', 'beginner', 'begonia', 'behavior', 'belgian', 'belief', 'believe', 'bell', 'belt', 'bench', 'bengal', 'beret', 'berry', 'bestseller', 'betty', 'bibliography', 'bicycle', 'bike', 'bill', 'billboard', 'biology', 'biplane', 'birch', 'bird', 'birth', 'birthday', 'bit', 'bite', 'black', 'bladder', 'blade', 'blanket', 'blinker', 'blizzard', 'block', 'blood', 'blouse', 'blow', 'blowgun', 'blue', 'board', 'boat', 'bobcat', 'body', 'bolt', 'bomb', 'bomber', 'bone', 'bongo', 'bonsai', 'book', 'bookcase', 'booklet', 'boot', 'border', 'botany', 'bottle', 'bottom', 'boundary', 'bow', 'bowl', 'bowling', 'box', 'boy', 'bra', 'brace', 'bracket', 'brain', 'brake', 'branch', 'brand', 'brandy', 'brass', 'brazil', 'bread', 'break', 'breakfast', 'breath', 'brian', 'brick', 'bridge', 'british', 'broccoli', 'brochure', 'broker', 'bronze', 'brother', 'brother-in-law', 'brow', 'brown', 'brush', 'bubble', 'bucket', 'budget', 'buffer', 'buffet', 'bugle', 'building', 'bulb', 'bull', 'bulldozer', 'bumper', 'bun', 'burglar', 'burma', 'burn', 'burst', 'bus', 'bush', 'business', 'butane', 'butcher', 'butter', 'button', 'buzzard', 'cabbage', 'cabinet', 'cable', 'cactus', 'cafe', 'cake', 'calculator', 'calculus', 'calendar', 'calf', 'call', 'camel', 'camera', 'camp', 'can', 'canada', 'canadian', 'cancer', 'candle', 'cannon', 'canoe', 'canvas', 'cap', 'capital', 'cappelletti', 'capricorn', 'captain', 'caption', 'car', 'caravan', 'carbon', 'card', 'cardboard', 'cardigan', 'care', 'carnation', 'carol', 'carp', 'carpenter', 'carriage', 'carrot', 'cart', 'cartoon', 'case', 'cast', 'castanet', 'cat', 'catamaran', 'caterpillar', 'cathedral', 'catsup', 'cattle', 'cauliflower', 'cause', 'caution', 'cave', 'c-clamp', 'cd', 'ceiling', 'celery', 'celeste', 'cell', 'cellar', 'cello', 'celsius', 'cement', 'cemetery', 'cent', 'centimeter', 'century', 'ceramic', 'cereal', 'certification', 'chain', 'chair', 'chalk', 'chance', 'change', 'channel', 'character', 'chard', 'charles', 'chauffeur', 'check', 'cheek', 'cheese', 'cheetah', 'chef', 'chemistry', 'cheque', 'cherries', 'cherry', 'chess', 'chest', 'chick', 'chicken', 'chicory', 'chief', 'child', 'children', 'chill', 'chime', 'chimpanzee', 'chin', 'china', 'chinese', 'chive', 'chocolate', 'chord', 'christmas', 'christopher', 'chronometer', 'church', 'cicada', 'cinema', 'circle', 'circulation', 'cirrus', 'citizenship', 'city', 'clam', 'clarinet', 'class', 'claus', 'clave', 'clef', 'clerk', 'click', 'client', 'climb', 'clipper', 'cloakroom', 'clock', 'close', 'closet', 'cloth', 'cloud', 'cloudy', 'clover', 'club', 'clutch', 'coach', 'coal', 'coast', 'coat', 'cobweb', 'cockroach', 'cocktail', 'cocoa', 'cod', 'coffee', 'coil', 'coin', 'coke', 'cold', 'collar', 'college', 'collision', 'colombia', 'colon', 'colony', 'color', 'colt', 'column', 'columnist', 'comb', 'comfort', 'comic', 'comma', 'command', 'commission', 'committee', 'community', 'company', 'comparison', 'competition', 'competitor', 'composer', 'composition', 'computer', 'condition', 'condor', 'cone', 'confirmation', 'conga', 'congo', 'conifer', 'connection', 'consonant', 'continent', 'control', 'cook', 'cooking', 'copper', 'copy', 'copyright', 'cord', 'cork', 'cormorant', 'corn', 'cornet', 'correspondent', 'cost', 'cotton', 'couch', 'cougar', 'cough', 'country', 'course', 'court', 'cousin', 'cover', 'cow', 'cowbell', 'crab', 'crack', 'cracker', 'craftsman', 'crate', 'crawdad', 'crayfish', 'crayon', 'cream', 'creator', 'creature', 'credit', 'creditor', 'creek', 'crib', 'cricket', 'crime', 'criminal', 'crocodile', 'crocus', 'croissant', 'crook', 'crop', 'cross', 'crow', 'crowd', 'crown', 'crush', 'cry', 'cub', 'cuban', 'cucumber', 'cultivator', 'cup', 'cupboard', 'cupcake', 'curler', 'currency', 'current', 'curtain', 'curve', 'cushion', 'custard', 'customer', 'cut', 'cuticle', 'cycle', 'cyclone', 'cylinder', 'cymbal', 'dad', 'daffodil', 'dahlia', 'daisy', 'damage', 'dance', 'dancer', 'danger', 'daniel', 'dash', 'dashboard', 'database', 'date', 'daughter', 'david', 'day', 'dead', 'deadline', 'deal', 'death', 'deborah', 'debt', 'debtor', 'decade', 'december', 'decimal', 'decision', 'decrease', 'dedication', 'deer', 'defense', 'deficit', 'degree', 'delete', 'delivery', 'den', 'denim', 'dentist', 'deodorant', 'department', 'deposit', 'description', 'desert', 'design', 'desire', 'desk', 'dessert', 'destruction', 'detail', 'detective', 'development', 'dew', 'diamond', 'diaphragm', 'dibble', 'dictionary', 'dietician', 'difference', 'digestion', 'digger', 'digital', 'dill', 'dime', 'dimple', 'dinghy', 'dinner', 'dinosaur', 'diploma', 'dipstick', 'direction', 'dirt', 'disadvantage', 'discovery', 'discussion', 'disease', 'disgust', 'dish', 'distance', 'distribution', 'distributor', 'diving', 'division', 'dock', 'doctor', 'dog', 'dogsled', 'doll', 'dollar', 'dolphin', 'domain', 'donald', 'donkey', 'donna', 'door', 'dorothy', 'double', 'doubt', 'downtown', 'dragon', 'dragonfly', 'drain', 'drake', 'drama', 'draw', 'drawbridge', 'drawer', 'dream', 'dredger', 'dress', 'dresser', 'dressing', 'drill', 'drink', 'drive', 'driver', 'driving', 'drizzle', 'drop', 'drug', 'drum', 'dry', 'dryer', 'duck', 'duckling', 'dugout', 'dungeon', 'dust', 'eagle', 'ear', 'earth', 'earthquake', 'ease', 'east', 'edge', 'edger', 'editor', 'editorial', 'education', 'edward', 'eel', 'effect', 'egg', 'eggnog', 'eggplant', 'egypt', 'eight', 'elbow', 'element', 'elephant', 'elizabeth', 'ellipse', 'emery', 'employee', 'employer', 'encyclopedia', 'end', 'enemy', 'energy', 'engine', 'engineer', 'engineering', 'english', 'enquiry', 'entrance', 'environment', 'epoch', 'epoxy', 'equinox', 'equipment', 'era', 'error', 'estimate', 'ethernet', 'ethiopia', 'euphonium', 'europe', 'evening', 'event', 'examination', 'example', 'exchange', 'exclamation', 'exhaust', 'ex-husband', 'existence', 'expansion', 'experience', 'expert', 'explanation', 'ex-wife', 'eye', 'eyebrow', 'eyelash', 'eyeliner', 'face', 'facilities', 'fact', 'factory', 'fahrenheit', 'fairies', 'fall', 'family', 'fan', 'fang', 'farm', 'farmer', 'fat', 'father', 'father-in-law', 'faucet', 'fear', 'feast', 'feather', 'feature', 'february', 'fedelini', 'feedback', 'feeling', 'feet', 'felony', 'female', 'fender', 'ferry', 'ferryboat', 'fertilizer', 'fiber', 'fiberglass', 'fibre', 'fiction', 'field', 'fifth', 'fight', 'fighter', 'file', 'find', 'fine', 'finger', 'fir', 'fire', 'fireman', 'fireplace', 'firewall', 'fish', 'fisherman', 'flag', 'flame', 'flare', 'flat', 'flavor', 'flax', 'flesh', 'flight', 'flock', 'flood', 'floor', 'flower', 'flugelhorn', 'flute', 'fly', 'foam', 'fog', 'fold', 'font', 'food', 'foot', 'football', 'footnote', 'force', 'forecast', 'forehead', 'forest', 'forgery', 'fork', 'form', 'format', 'fortnight', 'foundation', 'fountain', 'fowl', 'fox', 'foxglove', 'fragrance', 'frame', 'france', 'freckle', 'freeze', 'freezer', 'freighter', 'french', 'freon', 'friction', 'friday', 'fridge', 'friend', 'frog', 'front', 'frost', 'frown', 'fruit', 'fuel', 'fur', 'furniture', 'galley', 'gallon', 'game', 'gander', 'garage', 'garden', 'garlic', 'gas', 'gasoline', 'gate', 'gateway', 'gauge', 'gazelle', 'gear', 'gearshift', 'geese', 'gemini', 'gender', 'geography', 'geology', 'geometry', 'george', 'geranium', 'german', 'germany', 'ghana', 'ghost', 'giant', 'giraffe', 'girdle', 'girl', 'gladiolus', 'glass', 'glider', 'gliding', 'glockenspiel', 'glove', 'glue', 'goal', 'goat', 'gold', 'goldfish', 'golf', 'gondola', 'gong', 'good-bye', 'goose', 'gore-tex', 'gorilla', 'gosling', 'government', 'governor', 'grade', 'grain', 'gram', 'granddaughter', 'grandfather', 'grandmother', 'grandson', 'grape', 'graphic', 'grass', 'grasshopper', 'gray', 'grease', 'great-grandfather', 'great-grandmother', 'greece', 'greek', 'green', 'grenade', 'grey', 'grill', 'grip', 'ground', 'group', 'grouse', 'growth', 'guarantee', 'guatemalan', 'guide', 'guilty', 'guitar', 'gum', 'gun', 'gym', 'gymnast', 'hacksaw', 'hail', 'hair', 'haircut', 'half-brother', 'half-sister', 'halibut', 'hall', 'hallway', 'hamburger', 'hammer', 'hamster', 'hand', 'handball', 'handicap', 'handle', 'handsaw', 'harbor', 'hardboard', 'hardcover', 'hardhat', 'hardware', 'harmonica', 'harmony', 'harp', 'hat', 'hate', 'hawk', 'head', 'headlight', 'headline', 'health', 'hearing', 'heart', 'heat', 'heaven', 'hedge', 'height', 'helen', 'helicopter', 'helium', 'hell', 'helmet', 'help', 'hemp', 'hen', 'heron', 'herring', 'hexagon', 'hill', 'himalayan', 'hip', 'hippopotamus', 'history', 'hobbies', 'hockey', 'hoe', 'hole', 'holiday', 'home', 'honey', 'hood', 'hook', 'hope', 'horn', 'horse', 'hose', 'hospital', 'hot', 'hour', 'hourglass', 'house', 'hovercraft', 'hub', 'hubcap', 'humidity', 'humor', 'hurricane', 'hyacinth', 'hydrant', 'hydrofoil', 'hydrogen', 'hyena', 'hygienic', 'ice', 'icebreaker', 'icicle', 'icon', 'idea', 'ikebana', 'illegal', 'imprisonment', 'improvement', 'impulse', 'inch', 'income', 'increase', 'index', 'india', 'indonesia', 'industry', 'ink', 'innocent', 'input', 'insect', 'instruction', 'instrument', 'insulation', 'insurance', 'interactive', 'interest', 'internet', 'interviewer', 'intestine', 'invention', 'inventory', 'invoice', 'iran', 'iraq', 'iris', 'iron', 'island', 'israel', 'italian', 'italy', 'jacket', 'jaguar', 'jail', 'jam', 'james', 'january', 'japan', 'japanese', 'jar', 'jasmine', 'jason', 'jaw', 'jeans', 'jeep', 'jeff', 'jelly', 'jellyfish', 'jennifer', 'jet', 'jewel', 'jogging', 'john', 'join', 'joke', 'joseph', 'journey', 'judge', 'judo', 'juice', 'july', 'jumbo', 'jump', 'jumper', 'june', 'jury', 'justice', 'jute', 'kale', 'kamikaze', 'kangaroo', 'karate', 'karen', 'kayak', 'kendo', 'kenneth', 'kenya', 'ketchup', 'kettle', 'kettledrum', 'kevin', 'key', 'keyboard', 'keyboarding', 'kick', 'kidney', 'kilogram', 'kilometer', 'kimberly', 'kiss', 'kitchen', 'kite', 'kitten', 'kitty', 'knee', 'knickers', 'knife', 'knight', 'knot', 'knowledge', 'kohlrabi', 'korean', 'laborer', 'lace', 'ladybug', 'lake', 'lamb', 'lamp', 'lan', 'land', 'landmine', 'language', 'larch', 'lasagna', 'latency', 'latex', 'lathe', 'laugh', 'laundry', 'laura', 'law', 'lawyer', 'layer', 'lead', 'leaf', 'learning', 'leather', 'leek', 'leg', 'legal', 'lemonade', 'lentil', 'leo', 'leopard', 'letter', 'lettuce', 'level', 'libra', 'library', 'license', 'lier', 'lift', 'light', 'lightning', 'lilac', 'lily', 'limit', 'linda', 'line', 'linen', 'link', 'lion', 'lip', 'lipstick', 'liquid', 'liquor', 'lisa', 'list', 'literature', 'litter', 'liver', 'lizard', 'llama', 'loaf', 'loan', 'lobster', 'lock', 'locket', 'locust', 'look', 'loss', 'lotion', 'love', 'low', 'lumber', 'lunch', 'lunchroom', 'lung', 'lunge', 'lute', 'luttuce', 'lycra', 'lynx', 'lyocell', 'lyre', 'lyric', 'macaroni', 'machine', 'macrame', 'magazine', 'magic', 'magician', 'maid', 'mail', 'mailbox', 'mailman', 'makeup', 'malaysia', 'male', 'mall', 'mallet', 'man', 'manager', 'mandolin', 'manicure', 'manx', 'map', 'maple', 'maraca', 'marble', 'march', 'margaret', 'margin', 'maria', 'marimba', 'mark', 'market', 'mary', 'mascara', 'mask', 'mass', 'match', 'math', 'mattock', 'may', 'mayonnaise', 'meal', 'measure', 'meat', 'mechanic', 'medicine', 'meeting', 'melody', 'memory', 'men', 'menu', 'mercury', 'message', 'metal', 'meteorology', 'meter', 'methane', 'mexican', 'mexico', 'mice', 'michael', 'michelle', 'microwave', 'middle', 'mile', 'milk', 'milkshake', 'millennium', 'millimeter', 'millisecond', 'mimosa', 'mind', 'mine', 'minibus', 'mini-skirt', 'minister', 'mint', 'minute', 'mirror', 'missile', 'mist', 'mistake', 'mitten', 'moat', 'modem', 'mole', 'mom', 'monday', 'money', 'monkey', 'month', 'moon', 'morning', 'morocco', 'mosque', 'mosquito', 'mother', 'mother-in-law', 'motion', 'motorboat', 'motorcycle', 'mountain', 'mouse', 'moustache', 'mouth', 'move', 'multi-hop', 'multimedia', 'muscle', 'museum', 'music', 'musician', 'mustard', 'myanmar', 'nail', 'name', 'nancy', 'napkin', 'narcissus', 'nation', 'neck', 'need', 'needle', 'neon', 'nepal', 'nephew', 'nerve', 'nest', 'net', 'network', 'news', 'newsprint', 'newsstand', 'nic', 'nickel', 'niece', 'nigeria', 'night', 'nitrogen', 'node', 'noise', 'noodle', 'north', 'north america', 'north korea', 'norwegian', 'nose', 'note', 'notebook', 'notify', 'novel', 'november', 'number', 'numeric', 'nurse', 'nut', 'nylon', 'oak', 'oatmeal', 'objective', 'oboe', 'observation', 'occupation', 'ocean', 'ocelot', 'octagon', 'octave', 'october', 'octopus', 'odometer', 'offence', 'offer', 'office', 'oil', 'okra', 'olive', 'onion', 'open', 'opera', 'operation', 'ophthalmologist', 'opinion', 'option', 'orange', 'orchestra', 'orchid', 'order', 'organ', 'organisation', 'organization', 'ornament', 'ostrich', 'otter', 'ounce', 'output', 'outrigger', 'oval', 'oven', 'overcoat', 'owl', 'owner', 'ox', 'oxygen', 'oyster', 'package', 'packet', 'page', 'pail', 'pain', 'paint', 'pair', 'pajama', 'pakistan', 'palm', 'pamphlet', 'pan', 'pancake', 'pancreas', 'panda', 'pansy', 'panther', 'panties', 'pantry', 'pants', 'panty', 'pantyhose', 'paper', 'paperback', 'parade', 'parallelogram', 'parcel', 'parent', 'parentheses', 'park', 'parrot', 'parsnip', 'part', 'particle', 'partner', 'partridge', 'party', 'passbook', 'passenger', 'passive', 'pasta', 'paste', 'pastor', 'pastry', 'patch', 'path', 'patient', 'patio', 'patricia', 'paul', 'payment', 'pea', 'peace', 'peak', 'peanut', 'pear', 'pedestrian', 'pediatrician', 'peen', 'peer-to-peer', 'pelican', 'pen', 'penalty', 'pencil', 'pendulum', 'pentagon', 'peony', 'pepper', 'perch', 'perfume', 'period', 'periodical', 'peripheral', 'permission', 'persian', 'person', 'peru', 'pest', 'pet', 'pharmacist', 'pheasant', 'philippines', 'philosophy', 'phone', 'physician', 'piano', 'piccolo', 'pickle', 'picture', 'pie', 'pig', 'pigeon', 'pike', 'pillow', 'pilot', 'pimple', 'pin', 'pine', 'ping', 'pink', 'pint', 'pipe', 'pisces', 'pizza', 'place', 'plain', 'plane', 'planet', 'plant', 'plantation', 'plaster', 'plasterboard', 'plastic', 'plate', 'platinum', 'play', 'playground', 'playroom', 'pleasure', 'plier', 'plot', 'plough', 'plow', 'plywood', 'pocket', 'poet', 'point', 'poison', 'poland', 'police', 'policeman', 'polish', 'politician', 'pollution', 'polo', 'polyester', 'pond', 'popcorn', 'poppy', 'population', 'porch', 'porcupine', 'port', 'porter', 'position', 'possibility', 'postage', 'postbox', 'pot', 'potato', 'poultry', 'pound', 'powder', 'power', 'precipitation', 'preface', 'pressure', 'price', 'priest', 'print', 'printer', 'prison', 'probation', 'process', 'processing', 'produce', 'product', 'production', 'professor', 'profit', 'promotion', 'propane', 'property', 'prose', 'prosecution', 'protest', 'protocol', 'pruner', 'psychiatrist', 'psychology', 'ptarmigan', 'puffin', 'pull', 'puma', 'pump', 'pumpkin', 'punch', 'punishment', 'puppy', 'purchase', 'purple', 'purpose', 'push', 'pvc', 'pyjama', 'pyramid', 'quail', 'quality', 'quart', 'quarter', 'quartz', 'queen', 'question', 'quicksand', 'quiet', 'quill', 'quilt', 'quince', 'quit', 'quiver', 'quotation', 'rabbi', 'rabbit', 'racing', 'radar', 'radiator', 'radio', 'radish', 'raft', 'rail', 'railway', 'rain', 'rainbow', 'raincoat', 'rainstorm', 'rake', 'ramie', 'random', 'range', 'rat', 'rate', 'raven', 'ravioli', 'ray', 'rayon', 'reaction', 'reading', 'reason', 'receipt', 'recess', 'record', 'recorder', 'rectangle', 'red', 'reduction', 'refrigerator', 'refund', 'regret', 'reindeer', 'relation', 'relative', 'religion', 'relish', 'reminder', 'repair', 'replace', 'report', 'representative', 'request', 'resolution', 'respect', 'responsibility', 'rest', 'restaurant', 'result', 'retailer', 'revolve', 'revolver', 'reward', 'rhinoceros', 'rhythm', 'rice', 'richard', 'riddle', 'rifle', 'ring', 'rise', 'risk', 'river', 'riverbed', 'road', 'roadway', 'roast', 'robert', 'robin', 'rock', 'rocket', 'rod', 'roll', 'romania', 'romanian', 'ronald', 'roof', 'room', 'rooster', 'root', 'rose', 'rotate', 'route', 'router', 'rowboat', 'rub', 'rubber', 'rugby', 'rule', 'run', 'russia', 'russian', 'rutabaga', 'ruth', 'sack', 'sagittarius', 'sail', 'sailboat', 'sailor', 'salad', 'salary', 'sale', 'salesman', 'salmon', 'salt', 'sampan', 'samurai', 'sand', 'sandra', 'sandwich', 'santa', 'sarah', 'sardine', 'satin', 'saturday', 'sauce', 'saudi arabia', 'sausage', 'save', 'saw', 'saxophone', 'scale', 'scallion', 'scanner', 'scarecrow', 'scarf', 'scene', 'scent', 'schedule', 'school', 'science', 'scissors', 'scooter', 'scorpio', 'scorpion', 'scraper', 'screen', 'screw', 'screwdriver', 'sea', 'seagull', 'seal', 'seaplane', 'search', 'seashore', 'season', 'seat', 'second', 'secretary', 'secure', 'security', 'seed', 'seeder', 'segment', 'select', 'selection', 'self', 'semicircle', 'semicolon', 'sense', 'sentence', 'september', 'servant', 'server', 'session', 'sex', 'shade', 'shadow', 'shake', 'shallot', 'shame', 'shampoo', 'shape', 'share', 'shark', 'sharon', 'shears', 'sheep', 'sheet', 'shelf', 'shell', 'shield', 'shingle', 'ship', 'shirt', 'shock', 'shoe', 'shoemaker', 'shop', 'shorts', 'shoulder', 'shovel', 'show', 'shrimp', 'shrine', 'siamese', 'siberian', 'side', 'sideboard', 'sidecar', 'sidewalk', 'sign', 'signature', 'silica', 'silk', 'silver', 'sing', 'singer', 'single', 'sink', 'sister', 'sister-in-law', 'size', 'skate', 'skiing', 'skill', 'skin', 'skirt', 'sky', 'slash', 'slave', 'sled', 'sleep', 'sleet', 'slice', 'slime', 'slip', 'slipper', 'slope', 'smash', 'smell', 'smile', 'smoke', 'snail', 'snake', 'sneeze', 'snow', 'snowboarding', 'snowflake', 'snowman', 'snowplow', 'snowstorm', 'soap', 'soccer', 'society', 'sociology', 'sock', 'soda', 'sofa', 'softball', 'softdrink', 'software', 'soil', 'soldier', 'son', 'song', 'soprano', 'sort', 'sound', 'soup', 'sousaphone', 'south africa', 'south america', 'south korea', 'soy', 'soybean', 'space', 'spade', 'spaghetti', 'spain', 'spandex', 'spark', 'sparrow', 'spear', 'specialist', 'speedboat', 'sphere', 'sphynx', 'spider', 'spike', 'spinach', 'spleen', 'sponge', 'spoon', 'spot', 'spring', 'sprout', 'spruce', 'spy', 'square', 'squash', 'squid', 'squirrel', 'stage', 'staircase', 'stamp', 'star', 'start', 'starter', 'state', 'statement', 'station', 'statistic', 'steam', 'steel', 'stem', 'step', 'step-aunt', 'step-brother', 'stepdaughter', 'step-daughter', 'step-father', 'step-grandfather', 'step-grandmother', 'stepmother', 'step-mother', 'step-sister', 'stepson', 'step-son', 'step-uncle', 'steven', 'stew', 'stick', 'stinger', 'stitch', 'stock', 'stocking', 'stomach', 'stone', 'stool', 'stop', 'stopsign', 'stopwatch', 'store', 'storm', 'story', 'stove', 'stranger', 'straw', 'stream', 'street', 'streetcar', 'stretch', 'string', 'structure', 'study', 'sturgeon', 'submarine', 'substance', 'subway', 'success', 'sudan', 'suede', 'sugar', 'suggestion', 'suit', 'summer', 'sun', 'sunday', 'sundial', 'sunflower', 'sunshine', 'supermarket', 'supply', 'support', 'surfboard', 'surgeon', 'surname', 'surprise', 'susan', 'sushi', 'swallow', 'swamp', 'swan', 'sweater', 'sweatshirt', 'sweatshop', 'swedish', 'sweets', 'swim', 'swimming', 'swing', 'swiss', 'switch', 'sword', 'swordfish', 'sycamore', 'syria', 'syrup', 'system', 'table', 'tablecloth', 'tabletop', 'tachometer', 'tadpole', 'tail', 'tailor', 'taiwan', 'talk', 'tank', 'tanker', 'tanzania', 'target', 'taste', 'taurus', 'tax', 'taxi', 'taxicab', 'tea', 'teacher', 'teaching', 'team', 'technician', 'teeth', 'television', 'teller', 'temper', 'temperature', 'temple', 'tempo', 'tendency', 'tennis', 'tenor', 'tent', 'territory', 'test', 'text', 'textbook', 'texture', 'thailand', 'theater', 'theory', 'thermometer', 'thing', 'thistle', 'thomas', 'thought', 'thread', 'thrill', 'throat', 'throne', 'thumb', 'thunder', 'thunderstorm', 'thursday', 'ticket', 'tie', 'tiger', 'tights', 'tile', 'timbale', 'time', 'timer', 'timpani', 'tin', 'tip', 'tire', 'titanium', 'title', 'toad', 'toast', 'toe', 'toenail', 'toilet', 'tomato', 'tom-tom', 'ton', 'tongue', 'tooth', 'toothbrush', 'toothpaste', 'top', 'tornado', 'tortellini', 'tortoise', 'touch', 'tower', 'town', 'toy', 'tractor', 'trade', 'traffic', 'trail', 'train', 'tramp', 'transaction', 'transmission', 'transport', 'trapezoid', 'tray', 'treatment', 'tree', 'trial', 'triangle', 'trick', 'trigonometry', 'trip', 'trombone', 'trouble', 'trousers', 'trout', 'trowel', 'truck', 'trumpet', 'trunk', 't-shirt', 'tsunami', 'tub', 'tuba', 'tuesday', 'tugboat', 'tulip', 'tuna', 'tune', 'turkey', 'turkish', 'turn', 'turnip', 'turnover', 'turret', 'turtle', 'tv', 'twig', 'twilight', 'twine', 'twist', 'typhoon', 'tyvek', 'uganda', 'ukraine', 'ukrainian', 'umbrella', 'uncle', 'underclothes', 'underpants', 'undershirt', 'underwear', 'unit', 'united kingdom', 'use', 'utensil', 'uzbekistan', 'vacation', 'vacuum', 'valley', 'value', 'van', 'vase', 'vault', 'vegetable', 'vegetarian', 'veil', 'vein', 'velvet', 'venezuela', 'venezuelan', 'verdict', 'vermicelli', 'verse', 'vessel', 'vest', 'veterinarian', 'vibraphone', 'vietnam', 'view', 'vinyl', 'viola', 'violet', 'violin', 'virgo', 'viscose', 'vise', 'vision', 'visitor', 'voice', 'volcano', 'volleyball', 'voyage', 'vulture', 'waiter', 'waitress', 'walk', 'wall', 'wallaby', 'wallet', 'walrus', 'war', 'warm', 'wash', 'washer', 'wasp', 'waste', 'watch', 'watchmaker', 'water', 'waterfall', 'wave', 'wax', 'way', 'wealth', 'weapon', 'weasel', 'weather', 'wedge', 'wednesday', 'weed', 'weeder', 'week', 'weight', 'whale', 'wheel', 'whip', 'whiskey', 'whistle', 'white', 'wholesaler', 'whorl', 'wilderness', 'william', 'willow', 'wind', 'windchime', 'window', 'windscreen', 'windshield', 'wine', 'wing', 'winter', 'wire', 'wish', 'witch', 'withdrawal', 'witness', 'wolf', 'woman', 'women', 'wood', 'wool', 'woolen', 'word', 'work', 'workshop', 'worm', 'wound', 'wrecker', 'wren', 'wrench', 'wrinkle', 'wrist', 'writer', 'xylophone', 'yacht', 'yak', 'yam', 'yard', 'yarn', 'year', 'yellow', 'yew', 'yogurt', 'yoke', 'yugoslavian', 'zebra', 'zephyr', 'zinc', 'zipper', 'zone', 'zoo', 'zoology']
def searchNouns(x):
	global allNouns
	return binarySearchBool(allNouns,x)

def toClarifai(image): #returns a list of phrases to be searched
	clarifai_api = ClarifaiApi(app_id = 'WmQfZ90p6JsaxHbUGmFjtDtr3UDPOOM4AW8v_ezU',app_secret = 'EKq9zb8zjc-K0Iq6B9dTL1T613Um5XPiR2-rC9pR')
	resultDict = clarifai_api.tag_image_urls(image)
	result = resultDict['results'][0]['result']['tag']
	tagList = result['classes']
	probList = result['probs']
	numTags = len(tagList)
	toSearch = []
	# print tagList
	for i in range(numTags):
		if probList[i] < .8:
			break
		if ' ' in tagList[i]:
			if tagList[i] != 'no person':
				toSearch.append(tagList[i])
		elif  searchNouns(tagList[i]):
			toSearch.append(tagList[i])
	return toSearch

def givePun(tags):
	while tags:
		KEYWORD = tags.pop(0)
		BASE_URL = 'http://www.punoftheday.com/cgi-bin/findpuns.pl?q=' + KEYWORD

		page = urllib.urlopen(BASE_URL).read()
		soup = BeautifulSoup(page, "html.parser")
		rawPuns = soup.find_all("td")
		purePuns = []
		for i in range(len(rawPuns)):
			if i % 2 == 1:
				purePuns.append(str(rawPuns[i])[4:-5])
		if (len(purePuns) != 0):
			return purePuns[random.randint(0,len(purePuns)-1)]
	KEYWORD = 'nothing'
	BASE_URL = 'http://www.punoftheday.com/cgi-bin/findpuns.pl?q=' + KEYWORD

	page = urllib.urlopen(BASE_URL).read()
	soup = BeautifulSoup(page, "html.parser")

	rawPuns = soup.find_all("td")
	purePuns = []
	for i in range(len(rawPuns)):
		if i % 2 == 1:
			purePuns.append(str(rawPuns[i])[4:-5])
	if not purePuns:
		return purePuns[random.randint(0,len(purePuns)-1)]

def main():
	global image
	toSearch = toClarifai(image)
	print givePun(toSearch)

main()