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+---
+name: Nitpicks
+
+on: pull_request
+
+jobs:
+  trailing-space:
+    runs-on: ubuntu-latest
+    strategy:
+      fail-fast: false
+    steps:
+      - uses: actions/checkout@v2
+        with:
+          ref: $GITHUB_BASE_REF
+      - uses: actions/checkout@v2
+        with:
+          ref: $GITHUB_HEAD_REF
+      - name: Checking for trailing characters
+        run: |
+          trail=$(git diff -U0 $GITHUB_BASE_REF..$GITHUB_HEAD_REF | sed -n '/^+/ p' | sed -n '/[  \t]$/ p' | sed -r -e 's/ /•/g' -e 's/\t/→/g' -e 's/ /⋄/g')
+          if [[ -n "$trail" ]]; then
+            echo "This pull request introduces trailing spaces (•)/tabs (→)/protected spaces (⋄) on the following lines:"
+            echo -e "\n$trail"
+            exit 1
+          else
+            echo "This looks aight."
+            exit 0
+          fi
+
+  unwanted-character:
+    runs-on: ubuntu-latest
+    strategy:
+      fail-fast: false
+    steps:
+      - uses: actions/checkout@v2
+        with:
+          ref: $GITHUB_BASE_REF
+      - uses: actions/checkout@v2
+        with:
+          ref: $GITHUB_HEAD_REF
+      - name: Checking for tabs
+        run: |
+          tab=$(git diff -U0 $GITHUB_BASE_REF..$GITHUB_HEAD_REF | sed -n '/^+/ p' | sed -n '/\t/ p' | sed -r -e 's/\t/→/g')
+          if [[ -n "$tab" ]]; then
+            echo "This pull request introduces tabs (→) on the following lines:"
+            echo -e "\n$tab"
+            exit 1
+          else
+            echo "This looks aight."
+            exit 0
+          fi
+      - name: Checking for Windows/Mac line ends
+        run: |
+          lineends=$(git diff -U0 $GITHUB_BASE_REF..$GITHUB_HEAD_REF | sed -n '/^+/ p' | sed -n '/\r/ p' | sed -r -e 's/\r/↲/g')
+          if [[ -n "$lineends" ]]; then
+            echo "This pull request introduces Windows/Mac line ends (↲) on the following lines:"
+            echo -e "\n$lineends"
+            exit 1
+          else
+            echo "This looks aight."
+            exit 0
+          fi
+
+  long-line:
+    runs-on: ubuntu-latest
+    strategy:
+      fail-fast: false
+    steps:
+      - uses: actions/checkout@v2
+        with:
+          ref: $GITHUB_BASE_REF
+      - uses: actions/checkout@v2
+        with:
+          ref: $GITHUB_HEAD_REF
+      - name: Checking for long lines
+        # We exclude screen, as there are legitimate reasons for them to be long.
+        run: |
+          potential=$(git diff -U1000 $GITHUB_BASE_REF..$GITHUB_HEAD_REF | tr '\n' '\r' | sed -r -e 's,<screen[^>]*/>,,g' -e 's,</screen[^>]*>,⋘,g' -e 's,<screen[^/>]*>[^⋘]*⋘,,g' | tr '\r' '\n' | sed -n '/^+/ p')
+          len=$(echo -e "$potential" | wc -l)
+          long=''
+          for n in $(seq 1 "$len"); do
+            line=$(echo -e "$potential" | sed -n "$n p")
+            if [[ $(echo "$line" | wc -c) -gt 91 ]]; then
+              long+="\n$line"
+            fi
+          done
+          if [[ -n "$long" ]]; then
+            echo "This pull request introduces long lines (80+ characters) in at least the following spots:"
+            echo -e "\n$long"
+            exit 1
+          else
+            echo "This looks aight."
+            exit 0
+          fi