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// mates quotes
// bullshit [5]
- "Check out my vacation pictures !"
- "Look ! My cat is so cute, isn't it ?"
- "This video is so funny !"
- "Do you want to go grab something to eat ?"
- "Look at this sick yo-yo trick !"
// questions [5]
- "Can you tell me how to pull ?"
- "Do you know the syntax of this ?"
- "I don't know why this doesn't work"
- "I don't remember how to do this, could you help me ?"
- "I'm new to this language, can you tell me how to do this ?"
// jokes [1]
- "Do you know how to fix all the bugs ? press delete !"
// player's character answers
// bullshit answers [5]
- "That's cool, now back to work"
- "Yeah wathever..."
- "I don't have time for this, and you shouldn't either !"
- "We'll talk about that later if you don't mind"
- "We have work to do, stay focused !"
// question answers [5]
- "Here, let me show you"
- "I sent you a link to the relevant stackoverflow thread"
- "Maybe you should try this"
- "Did you try this way ?"
- "It's done like this"
// jokes answers [5]
- "That's a good one !"
- "I will write it in my joke book !"
- "I will reuse this one !"
- "You're so funny !"
- "I don't underst-Ah ! I got it now !"