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<h1>Friendsgiving 2019</h1>
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<p>
Every year we do a Thanksgiving celebration with our friends, a
“Friendsgiving” if you will (you will). This year,
we’re being graced with the presence of friends from outside the
Tri-Cities, which is super exciting and we’re looking forward to
it immensely. Paddy also is on a pie-baking kick this year, so uh, be
prepared for those shenanigans, because he’s been talking about
“I already have four pies I want to make” and it’s
only September.
</p>
<h2>The Spirit of Friendsgiving</h2>
<p>
For those joining us for the first time this year, the premise of
Friendsgiving is it’s supposed to be a day of friendship, food,
relaxation, and love. It’s an excuse to make a bunch of food
that’s a pain to make, and an excuse to spend a day together.
It’s expected and encouraged for people to do their own thing;
whether that’s reading, watching football (we’ll make sure
we have the means to watch at least one game), taking some time to
themselves in a quieter room, or just sitting and talking with friends.
Whatever makes you happy is what you should do.
</p>
<p>
Content warnings: the day will likely be filled with food and football.
There will be a lot of people around (we’re projecting between
ten and fourteen at the moment, but there could be more). Dinner will
likely be a “cozy” affair, cramming that many people into
our dining area. If any of these things are a concern or problem,
please get in touch, and we’ll see what we can do to accommodate.
</p>
<h2>The Location</h2>
<p>
We’re doing Friendsgiving at Paddy and Ethan’s house, in
Pasco. It has one step up into the house, and will have a restroom,
kitchen, dining area, and living room all on that level. Upstairs will
be guest rooms and an additional entertainment area for kids, as well
as a full guest bathroom and laundry room. We’ll add a video
walkthrough soon.
</p>
<p>
The main floor enters into a hallway, which the bathroom is off of. The
bathroom is 42 inches deep, and has a 28 inch wide door that swings
inward. The hallway ends in the living room, which has a 40 inch wide
clearance between the couch and the wall. Behind the couch will be the
dining room. The dining room is likely to have little navigational
space, as we’re going to be cramming two full dining room tables
in there. We’re estimating a two feet wide passing lane. Off the
dining room is the garage, which (after a step down) has a beverage
fridge in it. Past the dining room is the kitchen and the fridge. A
backyard is available on the other side of the dining room, opposite
the garage.
</p>
<p>
The upstairs has a guest bathroom, with a shower, and two guest
bedrooms with queen beds, memory foam matresses, a single nightstand,
and closets. One bedroom also has a dresser and a small TV with a Roku
on it. Another room, furnished with chairs, bean bags, a TV, and books
is a kid-friendly rec room.
</p>
<h2>The Menu</h2>
<p>
Friendsgiving operates as an opt-in potluck. Meaning if cooking for
your friends is one of your love languages or there’s a specific
dish your Thanksgiving isn’t complete without, you’re
welcome and encouraged to bring a dish. If you’re not into
cooking, don’t know what to bring, or just don’t want to
bring anything, that’s cool and fine and nobody will judge you
for it. We’re almost certain to have more food than we can eat.
</p>
<p>Currently, our menu consists of the following:</p>
<h3>Pre-/Post-Dinner Hors d’Oeuvres</h3>
<ul>
<li>
Buffalo chicken wing dip. Frank’s Red Hot Sauce, chunk chicken,
ranch dressing, shredded cheddar, and cream cheese. Served with
Tostitos and Fritos Scoops. Prepared by Paddy.
</li>
<li>
Pigs in a blanket. Hot dogs and crescent rolls. Prepared by Ethan
and/or Paddy.
</li>
</ul>
<h3>Dinner</h3>
<ul>
<li>
Trash can turkey: a turkey cooked inside a homemade metal trash can
cooker. Likely to be wrapped in bacon and stuffed with vegetables.
Prepared by Ethan.
</li>
<li>
Mashed potatoes, made with milk, cream cheese, butter, and potatoes.
Prepared by Ethan and/or Paddy.
</li>
<li>
Hawaiian rolls. Prepared by Ethan and/or Paddy.
</li>
<li>
Cranberry Sauce. Prepared by Katie and Lance.
</li>
<li>
Gravy. Prepared by Katie and Lance.
</li>
<li>
Green Bean Casserole. Prepared by Katie and Lance.
</li>
<li>
Stovetop stuffing. Prepared by Katie and Lance.
</li>
<li>
Dylan’s grandmother’s cornbread dressing. Prepared by Dylan.
</li>
</ul>
<h3>Desserts</h3>
<ul>
<li>
Salted Caramel Apple Pie. Sugar, butter, heavy cream, lemon juice,
apples, Angostura bitters, cinnamon, allspice, nutmeg, black pepper,
salt, flour, cider vinegar, and eggs. Prepared by Paddy.
</li>
<li>
Salty Honey™ Pie. Flour, cider vinegar, sugar, salt, butter,
white cornmeal, vanilla paste, honey, eggs, heavy cream, and white
vinegar. Prepared by Paddy.
</li>
<li>
Brown Butter Pumpkin Pie. Flour, cider vinegar, sugar, salt, butter,
eggs, light brown sugar, heavy cream, vanilla extract, pumpkin puree,
allspice, cinnamon, ginger, cloves, molasses, lemon juice, and
evaporated milk. Prepared by Paddy.
</li>
<li>
Blackbottom Oatmeal Pie. Flour, cider vinegar, sugar, salt, butter,
eggs, rolled oats, heavy cream, bitterswet chocolate, light brown
sugar, ground ginger, dark corn syrup, vanilla extract. Prepared by
Paddy.
</li>
<li>
Pecan Pie. Prepared by Katie and Lance.
</li>
</ul>
<h3>Beverages</h3>
<ul>
<li>
Hot spiced apple cider. Apple cider, orange juice, cinnamon, cloves,
and allspice. Prepared by Paddy and/or Ethan.
</li>
<li>
Coke, Coke Zero, and Dr. Pepper, supplied by Ethan and Paddy.
</li>
</ul>
<p>
Note that this is a <em>plan</em>. The menu may change in the face of
time pressure, lack of spoons (metaphorical or physical), travel
mishaps, or baking/cooking misadventures. If there’s an important
dietary restriction, make sure Paddy & Ethan know about it, and
we’ll make sure it’s accommodated.
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