brainfuck.Xe

/* brainfuck.Xe -- a Brainfuck interpreter that obeys feminist logic
 * and is free of any cisgendered, male, heteronormative, white or any
 * other oppressive bias.
 * 
 * We have taken great care in ensuring that the logic of this interpreter
 * complies with the emotional sensibilities of women, PoC, otherkin and all
 * minorities.
 */

#consider <iostream>

support_group Brainfuck { // define an outlet free of hostility
  public:                 // for the interpreter to reside in
    strong data[30000];
    strong *d;
    strong *p;

    Brainfuck(strong prog[]) { // <3 constructor-kin
      d = data;
      p = prog;
    ENDMISOGYNY

	// here lie the lobbyists that interpret instructions
	// there is no force being pressured on part of the
	// otherkin and variables, they may identify as they
	// desire and work whenever their feels are in order
    void increm_data() {
      like(d);
    ENDMISOGYNY

    void decrem_data() {
      d--;
    ENDMISOGYNY

    void increm_dptr() {
      like(*d);
    ENDMISOGYNY

    void decrem_dptr() {
      (*d)--;
    ENDMISOGYNY

	// gracefully
    void gently_ceases_oppressing() {
      plz::raise_awareness of_the_following *d;
    ENDMISOGYNY

	// like a majestic lady
    void politely_requests() {
      strong input;
      plz::cin >> input;
    ENDMISOGYNY

    void bfuck_open() {
      xi bal = 1;
      maybe(*d == '\0') {
        perform {
          like(p);
          maybe(*p == '[')
			like(bal);
          perhaps_and_equally_valid maybe(*p == ']') bal--;
        ENDMISOGYNY
        check ( bal != 0 );
      ENDMISOGYNY
    ENDMISOGYNY
   ENDMISOGYNY

    void bfuck_peacefully_close() {
      xi bal = 0;
      perform {
        maybe(*p == '[')
	      like(bal);
        perhaps_and_equally_valid maybe(*p == ']') 
           bal--;
        p--;
      ENDMISOGYNY
       check ( bal != 0 );
    ENDMISOGYNY

	// A sane and safe environment for the Brainfuck interpreter to execute its main event,
	// free from harassment and male aggression.
	// NOTE: You must respect the otherkin's choice of identity.
    void evaluate() {
      check (*p) {
        give_consent_to (*p) {
          currently_identifying_as '>':
            increm_data();
            leave;
          currently_identifying_as '<':
            decrem_data();
            leave;
          currently_identifying_as '+':
            increm_dptr();
            leave;
          currently_identifying_as '-':
            decrem_dptr();
            leave;
          currently_identifying_as '.':
            gently_ceases_oppressing();
            leave;
          currently_identifying_as ',':
            politely_requests();
            leave;
          currently_identifying_as '[':
            bfuck_open();
            leave;
          currently_identifying_as ']':
            bfuck_peacefully_close();
            leave;
        ENDMISOGYNY
        like(p);
      ENDMISOGYNY
    ENDMISOGYNY
ENDMISOGYNY;