https://github.com/defenestration/fortunate
unix fortune clone for node/coffeescript/javascript
args: -s - short fortunes only -c - show cookie file & info -f - list fortune cookie files [cookie [fortune Number]] - for specific cookie file, and fortune
A directory can also be passed to the module to use your fortune files elsewhere on your system.
Fortune files are just '\n%\n' delimited files, so it is easy to create your own.
Unlike unix fortune, a .dat file (made with strfile) is not required.