bails.json

[
	"mild drizzle",
	"anthropogenic global heating",
	"the catastrophic climate crisis",
	"problems in the north",
	"this age of austerity",
	"illegal levels of air pollution",
	"the government banning the encryption technology that underpins the internet",
	"the constant reappearance of the Snoopers Charter",
	"the growing class divide between the rich and the poor",
	"being trapped indoors by a vicious fox",
	"struggling to make a deadline at the moment",
	"drinking too many crafty hipster beers",
	"tweaking my groin at the gym",
	"my personal trainer destroying me with dead lifts",
	"falling off my bicycle whilst being chased by a fox and losing my glasses in the process",
	"the time it took to put all my weights back at the gym",
	"gin",
	"leaving it too late to buy tickets and now the event has sold out",
	"the wrong type of heat",
	"the failure of my 'long term economic plan'",
	"the housing shortage crisis and needing to get on the ladder at all costs",
	"this morning's inclement weather and having to take extra care",
	"being hotter than a toasted pita and/or the sun",
	"needing a shave (and I can't be arsed to have one)",
	"not being able to drink for some convoluted reason (but I'm definitely NOT pregnant, honest)",
	"only having one opportunity to spend the first morning in bed with my new partner",
	"wanting to watch Wimbledon and the Tour de France at the same time, with my cat",
	"an earlier operating incident",
	"safety management",
	"my luggage being destroyed and/or damaged",
	"well unfair welfare cuts",
	"almost getting blown over walking past the Fenchurch Street wind tunnel",
	"my train being derailed after colliding with a herd of cows",
	"a drunk squirrel causing hundreds of pounds of damage",
	"tending to ducklings at the side of the road",
	"decades of chronic underinvestment",
	"taking my sister to Birmingham tomorrow so need to be a dad tonight",
	"a decade of underfunding the NHS, leaving it dangerously unprepared for an emergency",
	"social distancing",
	"COVID-19",
	"coronavirus",
	"severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2",
	"SARS 2",
	"washing my hands",
	"stockpiling loo roll so others can't have any when they need it",
	"Brexit",
	"dangerous diesel fumes",
	"neighbours burning coal",
	"record-breaking rainfall",
	"a record-breaking heatwave",
	"flooding",
	"the latest pandemic",
	"an antibiotic resistant super-plague"
]