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-  checksum: 1843f4c1b2e0f975e08c4c21caa4af4f7f65a12ac1b81b3b8489366826259323feb3fc7a243123453d2d1a02314205a7634e048d4a8009921da19f99755cdc48
-  languageName: node
-  linkType: hard
-
 "type-check@npm:^0.4.0, type-check@npm:~0.4.0":
   version: 0.4.0
   resolution: "type-check@npm:0.4.0"
@@ -7952,8 +7938,8 @@ __metadata:
     "@tailwindcss/typography": ^0.5.10
     "@types/markdown-it": ^12.2.3
     "@types/node": ^18.19.64
-    "@typescript-eslint/eslint-plugin": ^5.62.0
-    "@typescript-eslint/parser": ^5.62.0
+    "@typescript-eslint/eslint-plugin": ^8.12.2
+    "@typescript-eslint/parser": ^8.12.2
     autoprefixer: ^10.4.20
     eslint: ^8.57.1
     eslint-config-prettier: ^8.10.0