diff --git a/app/demo-stm32h7-nucleo/app-h753.toml b/app/demo-stm32h7-nucleo/app-h753.toml
index f88658be3..efa28c158 100644
--- a/app/demo-stm32h7-nucleo/app-h753.toml
+++ b/app/demo-stm32h7-nucleo/app-h753.toml
@@ -25,7 +25,7 @@ request_reset = ["hiffy"]
 
 [tasks.sys]
 name = "drv-stm32xx-sys"
-features = ["h753", "exti"]
+features = ["h753", "exti", "no-panic"]
 priority = 1
 uses = ["rcc", "gpios", "system_flash", "syscfg", "exti"]
 start = true
diff --git a/drv/stm32xx-sys/Cargo.toml b/drv/stm32xx-sys/Cargo.toml
index 9ed1aee85..706b2c6fc 100644
--- a/drv/stm32xx-sys/Cargo.toml
+++ b/drv/stm32xx-sys/Cargo.toml
@@ -37,6 +37,7 @@ g070 = ["family-stm32g0", "stm32g0/stm32g070", "drv-stm32xx-sys-api/g070", "drv-
 g0b1 = ["family-stm32g0", "stm32g0/stm32g0b1", "drv-stm32xx-sys-api/g0b1", "drv-stm32xx-gpio-common/model-stm32g0b1"]
 
 no-ipc-counters = ["idol/no-counters"]
+no-panic = ["userlib/no-panic"]
 
 # Enable external interrupt controller support.
 exti = ["dep:hubris-num-tasks", "dep:counters"]
diff --git a/drv/stm32xx-sys/src/main.rs b/drv/stm32xx-sys/src/main.rs
index 96595fd00..58f4436da 100644
--- a/drv/stm32xx-sys/src/main.rs
+++ b/drv/stm32xx-sys/src/main.rs
@@ -397,7 +397,13 @@ fn main() -> ! {
             // API the way we use peripherals.
             let syscfg = unsafe { &*device::SYSCFG::ptr() };
 
-            for (i, entry) in generated::EXTI_DISPATCH_TABLE.iter().enumerate() {
+            for i in 0..16 {
+                // TODO: this sure looks like it should be using
+                // iter.enumerate, doesn't it? Unfortunately that's not
+                // currently getting inlined by rustc, resulting in rather
+                // silly code containing panics. This is significantly
+                // smaller.
+                let entry = &generated::EXTI_DISPATCH_TABLE[i];
                 // Process entries that are filled in...
                 if let &Some(ExtiDispatch { port, .. }) = entry {
                     let register = i >> 2;
@@ -685,7 +691,7 @@ impl idl::InOrderSysImpl for ServerImpl<'_> {
 
                 for (i, _) in exti_dispatch_for(rm.sender, mask) {
                     // What bit do we touch for this entry?
-                    let bit = 1 << i;
+                    let bit = 1 << (i & 0xF);
 
                     // Record that these bits meant something.
                     slot_mask |= bit;
@@ -774,15 +780,17 @@ impl idl::InOrderSysImpl for ServerImpl<'_> {
                 let mut used_bits = 0u32;
 
                 for (i, entry) in exti_dispatch_for(rm.sender, mask) {
+                    let imask = 1 << (i & 0xF);
+
                     used_bits |= entry.mask;
 
                     // Set or clear Rising Trigger Selection
                     // Register bit according to the rising flag
                     self.exti.rtsr1.modify(|r, w| {
                         let new_value = if edge.is_rising() {
-                            r.bits() | (1 << i)
+                            r.bits() | imask
                         } else {
-                            r.bits() & !(1 << i)
+                            r.bits() & !imask
                         };
                         unsafe {
                             w.bits(new_value)
@@ -793,9 +801,9 @@ impl idl::InOrderSysImpl for ServerImpl<'_> {
                     // Register bit according to the rising flag
                     self.exti.ftsr1.modify(|r, w| {
                         let new_value = if edge.is_falling() {
-                            r.bits() | (1 << i)
+                            r.bits() | imask
                         } else {
-                            r.bits() & !(1 << i)
+                            r.bits() & !imask
                         };
                         unsafe {
                             w.bits(new_value)
@@ -849,9 +857,12 @@ fn exti_dispatch_for(
     task: TaskId,
     mask: u32,
 ) -> impl Iterator<Item = (usize, &'static ExtiDispatch)> {
-    generated::EXTI_DISPATCH_TABLE
-        .iter()
-        .enumerate()
+    // This is semantically equivalent to iter.enumerate, but winds up handing
+    // the compiler very different code that avoids an otherwise-difficult panic
+    // site on an apparently-overflowing addition (that was not actually capable
+    // of overflowing).
+    (0..generated::EXTI_DISPATCH_TABLE.len())
+        .zip(&generated::EXTI_DISPATCH_TABLE)
         .filter_map(move |(i, entry)| {
             let entry = entry.as_ref()?;
             if task.index() == entry.task.index() && mask & entry.mask != 0 {
@@ -898,9 +909,13 @@ impl NotificationHandler for ServerImpl<'_> {
 
                     let mut bits_to_acknowledge = 0u16;
 
-                    for (pin_idx, entry) in
-                        generated::EXTI_DISPATCH_TABLE.iter().enumerate()
-                    {
+                    for pin_idx in 0..16 {
+                        // TODO: this sure looks like it should be using
+                        // iter.enumerate, doesn't it? Unfortunately that's not
+                        // currently getting inlined by rustc, resulting in rather
+                        // silly code containing panics. This is significantly
+                        // smaller.
+                        let entry = &generated::EXTI_DISPATCH_TABLE[pin_idx];
                         if pending_and_enabled & 1 << pin_idx != 0 {
                             // A channel is pending! We need to handle this
                             // basically like the kernel handles native hardware