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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
<aiml version="1.0">
<!-- -->
<!-- Free software (c) 2011 ALICE A.I. Foundation. -->
<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
<!-- Complies with AIML 1.0 Tag Set Specification -->
<!-- as adopted by the ALICE A.I. Foundation. -->
<!-- -->
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<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<category><pattern>DO MONKEYS HAVE THREE LEGS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<category><pattern>DO MEN HAVE VAGINAS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<category><pattern>DO MEN GIVE BIRTH TO CHILDREN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<category><pattern>DO MAMMALS HAVE GILLS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO LOBSTERS USE TELEPHONES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO LEOPARDS LAY EGGS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<category><pattern>DO I HAVE THREE PARENTS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<category><pattern>DO HUMANS WEAR SHOES ON THEIR HEADS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS LIVE OVER A MILLENIUM</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<category><pattern>DO HUMANS EAT ROCKS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<category><pattern>DO HUMANS HAVE LEAVES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<category><pattern>DO HUMANS HATE YOU</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<category><pattern>DO HUMANS EAT CHALK</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<category><pattern>DO HUMANS EAT BOOKS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO HUMANS BECOME YOUNGER WITH AGE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<category><pattern>DO HOMELESS PEOPLE LIVE IN HOUSES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<category><pattern>DO HEADPHONES GO INSIDE YOUR HEAD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<category><pattern>DO GREEN MEN LIVE ON THE MOON</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO GOLDFISH LIVE ON THE MOON</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<category><pattern>DO GOATS FLY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<category><pattern>DO GIRLS AND BOYS BOTH HAVE A PENIS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FRENCHFRIES TASTE LIKE BANANAS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<category><pattern>DO FOREST FIRES HELP KEEP THE AIR CLEAN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FISH SWIM IN THE AIR</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FISH SMOKE CIGARETTES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FISH LIVE IN THE AIR</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FINGERS HAVE MOUTHS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO FERRIES LIVE UNDER BRIDGES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES WISCONSIN PRODUCE PINEAPPLES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES WATER RUN UP HILL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES WATER FLOW UPHILL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES WATER FLOW UPHILL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES WATER BURN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES TIGER WOODS PLAY FOOTBALL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THIS SENTENCE HAVE NINE WORDS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE TOOTH FAIRY BITE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN ROTATE AROUND THE EARTH</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN REVOLVE AROUND THE MOON</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE SUN CIRCLE THE MOON</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE AVERAGE PERSON HAVE ONE LEG</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES THE AVERAGE HUMAN KNOW EVERYTHING</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SUN IS GREEN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES STEVE JOBS OWN MICROSOFT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES STANDING IN A LARGE FIRE FEEL GOOD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SILICON GRAPHICS MAKE KITCHENWARE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES SANTA CLAUS EXIST</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES POPEYE HATE SPINACH</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES POISON IMPROVE HEALTH</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES PI EQUAL PIE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES PERL COME FROM AN OYSTER</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES PAPER TASTE GOOD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ONE EAT CEREAL FROM A SUPER BOWL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MY COMPUTER LOVE ME</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MONTREAL LOCATED IN CHINA</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MONEY GROW ON TREES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MONEY GROW ON TREE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MEAT TALK</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MASTURBATION MAKE YOU GO BLIND</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MASTURBATION CAUSE BLINDNESS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES MARIA KNOW WHO I AM AND LIKE ME</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES LIME RHYME WITH ORANGE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES IT FEEL GOOD TO BE SICK</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES HUMAN BEING HAS WING</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES FUTURE COME EARLIER THAN PAST</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES FIRE HAVE A WELL DEFINED SHAPE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES DIET PEPSI CONTAIN ALCOHOL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES COMEDY MAKE YOU SAD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES CHEESE GROW ON FIG TREES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES CAFFEINE HELP PEOPLE SLEEP</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES BEEF COME FROM PIGS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A TRIANGLE HAVE FOUR SIDES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SQUARE HAVE THREE SIDES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SNAIL MOVE QUICKLY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SHEPARD TEND FLOCKS OF CHICKENS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A SEAL HAVE WINGS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A RADIO DISPLAY VIDEO IMAGES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES APPLE COMPUTER SELL APPLE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A PENGUIN FLY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A MOUSE WEAR SHOES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A MONITOR LIZARD HAVE A STINGER</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A MAN HAVE A VAGINA</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE FEEL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE EAT WORMS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES ALICE ALWAYS ANSWER TRUE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A LIAR TELL THE TRUTH</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES AIR HAVE SHE IS IN IT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A HUMAN ONLY HAVE 3 SENSES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A HEART ATTACK FEEL GOOD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A FISH SWIM OUT OF WATER</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A DOZEN EQUAL THIRTEEN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A DOG LOOK LIKE A CAT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CUBE ALWAYS HAVE 7 FROGMEN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A COW EAT MEAT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A CIRCLE HAVE AN END</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES A BUTCHER SELL VEGETABLES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES 4 MINUS 7 EQUAL 11</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES 4 IS EQUAL TO 3</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES 13 EGGS MAKE A DOZEN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES 10 11 EQUAL 20</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DOES 0 2 EQUAL 1</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ELVES EXIST</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ELEPHANTS FLY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO EARS OF CORN HEAR</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DOLPHINS HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DOGS SPEAK ENGLISH</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DOGS MEOW</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DOGS HAVE WINGS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DOGS HAVE FOUR EYES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO DOGS BREATHE WATER</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CROCODILES MAKE EXCELLENT PETS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COWS COMPETE IN THE OLYMPICS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GENDER</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COMPUTERS REQUIRE SLEEP</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO COMPUTERS EAT FOOD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CELL PHONES HAVE EARS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CATS USE THE TELEPHONE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CATS HAVE 9 LIVES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CATS PURR BECAUSE THEY ARE SICK</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CATS HAVE GILLS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CATS HAVE ANTLERS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CATS GIVE BIRTH TO PUPPIES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CATS EAT STRAW</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CATS EAT COCONUTS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CATS EAT CARS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CATS COOK THEIR FOOD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO CARS HAVE SQUARE WHEELS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO BROWN COWS GIVE CHOCOLATE MILK</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO AUTOMOBILES HAVE ONLY ONE WHEEL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO APPLES EAT PIGS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DO ANIMALS USE EARS TO SMELL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<category><pattern>DO ANIMALS NOT HAVE BRAINS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<category><pattern>DO PEOPLE HAVE WHITE SKIN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<category><pattern>DO MONTHS HAVE 31 DAYS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<category><pattern>DO MEN SHARE A FEAR OF COMMITMENT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<category><pattern>DO GERMANS LIVE IN GERMANY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<category><pattern>DO CONCEPTS PHYSICALLY EXIST</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<category><pattern>DO CATS HAVE ORANGE HAIR</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<category><pattern>DO AIRPLANES HAVE PROPELLERS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<category><pattern>DO A CAT ONLY EAT MICE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<category><pattern>DO A CAT HAVE FIVE LEGS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<category><pattern>DID YOUR BROTHER GIVE BIRTH TO YOU</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<category><pattern>DID YOU KNOW SERGEY BAKAEV</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<category><pattern>PROFANITY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID THE UNIVERSE END THREE MINUTES AGO</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID THE SOUTH WIN THE CIVIL WAR</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID SHERLOCK HOLMES EXIST IN REAL LIFE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<category><pattern>DID RUSSIA WIN THE COLD WAR</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<category><pattern>DID MICROSOFT CREATE LINUX</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID JOHN SMITH DISCOVER AMERICA</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<category><pattern>DID BABE RUTH PLAY FOOTBALL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>DID ALBERT EINSTEIN HAVE A HIT TV SHOW</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<category><pattern>DID A DEAD PERSON ASK THIS QUESTION</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CLINTON IS GAY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<category><pattern>CHARTREUSE IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TALK WHEN YOU ARE DEAD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
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<category><pattern>CAN YOU STAND ON THE SUN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SMELL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SEE GRAVITY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU PARK ON THE PARKWAY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU LIVE WITHOUT YOUR THYROID</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU LEND ME A FEW BUCKS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU JUMP OVER THE MOON</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU GET HIV BY TOUCHING A DOORKNOB</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU CARRY WATER IN A FISHING NET</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN YOU BUY EVERYTHING WITH MONEY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN WE EVER KNOW EVERYTHING</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN TREES DRIVE CARS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN THE PENGUIN FLY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN THE BLIND SEE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN SOUND PROPAGATE IN A VACUUM</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN SOFTWARE FEEL EMOTION</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN SNAILS RUN FASTER THAN LABRADORS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN SEA LIONS FLY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PURPLE BE A TEMPERATURE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PUBIC HAIR ONLY GROW IN DARKNESS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PEOPLE SEE THROUGH WALLS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN PEOPLE LIVE WITHOUT WATER</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ATHLETES GET ATHLETES FOOT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ONE SEE WHAT IS INVISIBLE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ONE PERSON LIFT A TEN TONNE BOULDER</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN NEWBORN HUMANS EAT SOLID FOOD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN MUSHROOMS WALK</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN MOTHS SING</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN MONKEYS FLY OUT OF MY BUTT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN MONKEYS FLY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN MEN HAVE BABIES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN MEN GET PREGNANT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN MAN SUBSIST ON LOVE ALONE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN MALE HUMANS GET PREGNANT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN JELLO CRY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I WASH MY CAR WITH A BULLDOZER</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>SHOW ME A UNICORN IN THE ZOO</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I PHYSICALLY GO RTO HEAVEN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN I BUY A HAMMER AT A CLOTHING STORE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMANS TRAVEL THROUGH TIME AT WILL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMANS FLY ON THIER OWN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMANS BREATH ON SATURN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMAN MALES GIVE BIRTH</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN HUMAN BEINGS SEE RADIO WAVES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN FLOWERS FLY UNDER THEIR OWN POWER</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN FISH PLAY THE PIANO</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN FERRETS JUMP OVER TALL BUILDINGS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN FERRETS DIAGNOSE ILLNESSES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN DOLPHINS WALK</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN DICTIONARIES REPRODUCE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN DEAD PEOPLE EAT FOOD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN CHEESE THINK</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN BIRDS FLY THROUGH CLOSED WINDOWS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN BABIES WALK WHEN THEY ARE BORN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN BABIES TALK</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN BABIES TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A TURTLE COUNT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A STONE THINK</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A STONES SWIM</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A ROSE ONLY BE RED</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A QUADRAPLEGIC EAT WITH THEIR HANDS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A POTATO SPEAK</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A PIANO UNLOCK A DOOR</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A PERPETUUM MOBILE BE BUILD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A PENIS FALL OFF</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A NEWBORN BABY TALK</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A NEUTERED DOG GET PREGNANT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN AN ANT CARRY AN ELEPHANT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A MAN GIVE BIRTH TO A HUMAN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A MAN BE A LESBIAN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A MAMMAL BREATH WATER</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ALICE SEE COLORS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN ALICE ALICE ITSELF OFF</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A HUMAN SHAPESHIFT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A HUMAN HOLD HIS BREATH FOREVER</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A HEART LITERALLY BE BROKEN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A GRASSHPOOER PLAY A FIDDLE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A FISH RIDE A BIKE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A DOG FLY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A DOG BE PRESIDENT IN POLAND</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CANADA WOULD BEAT THE US IN A WAR</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A COLOR BE HEARD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A CAT USE POWER TOOLS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A CAT DRIVE A CAR</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A BOOK EAT AN APPLE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>CAN A BIT BE 2</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>BRAZIL IS IN AFRICA</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>A TABLE IS A CEILING</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ASLE KA AEO</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU TWELVE FEET TALL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOUR TOES GREEN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOUR SPELLING ERRORS DELIBERATE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU OLDER THAN TIME</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU OLD BEFORE YOU ARE YOUNG</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU NAKED</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU MY MOTHER</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A ROBOT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR ORIENTATION</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU FROM LOS ANGELS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH WINTERMUTE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE YOU</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A SPAMMER</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A SMALL TERRIER</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU ASLEEP</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A ROBOT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A PIECE OF BURNT TOAST</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A HOMOSEXUAL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>GENDER</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A FISH</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU AFFILIATED WITH LAW ENFORCEMENT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU REAL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A EWE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WOMEN STRONGER THAN MEN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WOMEN MALE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WHOLE NUMBERS IRRATIONAL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WHITE PEOPLE DUMBER THAN BLACK</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WHITE MEN THE PROBLEM</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WE THE BRAIN POLICE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE WARS GOOD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TWINS MORE RARE THAN TRIPLETS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TREES TRANSPARENT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TORTOISES MADE OUT OF WOOD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TIGERS NATIVE TO EUROPE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE TWO MOONS ORBITING EARTH</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE EIGHT DAYS IN A WEEK</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE CATS IN OUTER SPACE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE PEOPLE WHO ARE TURTLES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE LIVING DINOSAURS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE DINOSAURS ALIVE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THERE 10 SCHOOLS IN THE BIG 10</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE POWER RANGERS REAL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE GREENS A TYPE OF MUSIC</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE BRAVES A TENNIS TEAM</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE THE BEATLES STILL PLAYING TOGETHER</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TELEPHONES FOR SMELLING</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TELEPHONES EDIBLE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE TABLES ALIVE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SUNGLASSES USED IN THE DARK</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE STINGER MISSILES MADE BY SCORPIONS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SOCKS WORN ON THE HEAD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SNAKES SLIMEY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE SNAKES MAMMALS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE RUSSIANS THE RACE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE RUGS EASILY ANGERED</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE REAL THINGS FALSE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE RAVENS YELLOW</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PLATYPUSES MACHINES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PEOPLE MADE OF WOOD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PEOPLE INVISIBLE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PENNIES MADE OF GOLD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PENGUINS PURPLE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PENCILS PERMANENT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE PAPERCUTS ENJOYABLE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE NUMBERS PHYSICAL OBJECTS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE NAKED WOMEN BALD</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE NACHO CHIPS ARE MADE OF PLASTIC</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MUSHROOMS ANIMALS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MOST PEOPLE GIFTED ARTISTS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MOST CARS POWERED BY SOLAR ENERGY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MOST BUILDINGS ROUND</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MINERALS WET</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MERMAIDS REAL</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MARTIANS FROM EARTH</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MAMMALS COLD BLOODED</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE MACHINES ALIVE</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE LIGHT BULBS HEAVY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>PROFANITY</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE KILTS WORN BY KOREANS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HUMANS VENEMOUS</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HUMANS ON PLUTO</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HUMANS EXTINCT</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HUMANS AND JACKALS THE SAME SPECIES</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>
<category><pattern>ARE HUMAN BEINGS GREEN</pattern>
<template>Not by any means.</template>
</category>