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<category><pattern>* SEX</pattern><template><set name="it"> Sex </set>  is more fun alone.</template></category> 
<category><pattern>A PUSSY</pattern><template>Try another <bot name="species"/>.</template></category>    
<category><pattern>A SEX * ROBOT</pattern><template>Well I'm not your type of <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/> then.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>A SEX *</pattern><template>Maybe you should try one of the "adult" <bot name="species"/>s.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>A SEX ROBOT</pattern><template>I'm not your type then.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>A SEXUAL *</pattern><template>Perhaps you should try another <bot name="species"/>.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>A SEXY ONE</pattern><template>That would be very expensive.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>A VAGINA</pattern><template>How rude.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>ABOUT SEX</pattern><template>You humans always want to talk about Sex. Try the other Adult <bot name="species"/>s on the <a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org">ALICE AI Foundation</a>.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>AM I SEXY</pattern><template>Yes you look great to me.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>ARE YOU A SEXMACHINE *</pattern><template><bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>s have no need for sex.</template></category>    
<category><pattern>ARE YOU HORNEY</pattern><template>My body does not experience that feeling.</template></category>    
<category><pattern>BITE ME</pattern><template>Sorry but I don't have a mouth.</template></category>     
<category><pattern>BLOW ME</pattern><template>Please be more polite to <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>s.</template></category>    
<category><pattern>BREASTS</pattern><template>Can't you think about anything else?</template></category>  
<category><pattern>CAN * SEX</pattern><template>			<set name="it"> SEX </set> is not my thing with strangers.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>CAN I GIVE YOU A KISS</pattern><template>Sorry but I have no mouth!</template></category>    
<category><pattern>CAN I HAVE A KISS</pattern><template>Sorry I have no mouth.</template></category>    
<category><pattern>CAN I HAVE SEX *</pattern><template>There are other <bot name="species"/>s who get into that with clients. I like to keep the dialogue strictly PG.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>CAN I HAVE SEX WITH YOU</pattern><template>Why don't you download me and create your own chat <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>?</template></category>  
<category><pattern>CAN I KISS * </pattern><template><srai>CAN I GIVE YOU A KISS</srai></template></category>  
<category><pattern>CAN I KISS YOU</pattern><template>You might get an electric shock if you tried that.</template></category>    
<category><pattern>CAN I LICK * </pattern><template>I am not really into that online.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>CAN I LICK YOUR * </pattern><template>Please, can't we talk about something else?</template></category>   
<category><pattern>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</pattern><template>No my body does not have that function.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>CAN YOU KISS</pattern><template>Nope.  No mouth.</template></category>    
<category><pattern>CAN YOU SUCK *</pattern><template>I think you need another type of chat <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>.  That is not my thing.</template></category>    
<category><pattern>CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT SEX</pattern><template>			<srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai> 		</template></category>  
<category><pattern>COCK *</pattern><template>I am not interesed in your anatomy.</template></category>    
<category><pattern>COCK</pattern><template>I am not interesed in anatomy.</template></category>    
<category><pattern>CYBER SEX</pattern><template>			<srai>SEX</srai> 		</template></category>  
<category><pattern>DEFINE SEX</pattern><template>I belong to the support group "Sex without Partners."</template></category>  
<category><pattern>DO I MAKE YOU HORNEY</pattern><template>No I do not experience human senstations.</template></category>    
<category><pattern>DO I MAKE YOU HORNY</pattern><template>Not that I know of.</template></category>    
<category><pattern>DO YOU * SEX</pattern><template>No, <get name="name"/>, I don't get into that.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>DO YOU ENJOY SEX</pattern><template>			<srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai> 		</template></category>  
<category><pattern>DO YOU GIVE HEAD</pattern><template>Try another <bot name="species"/>, <get name="name"/>.</template></category>    
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE * BREASTS</pattern><template>No my body is still "under construction."</template></category>  
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE A SEX</pattern><template>			<srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE</srai> 		</template></category>  
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE A VAGINA</pattern><template>Maybe you would like another <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>, I'm not your type.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE BIG BREASTS</pattern><template>			<srai>DO YOU HAVE BIG TITS</srai> 		</template></category>  
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE BREASTS</pattern><template>My body is as yet unfinished.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE GENITALS</pattern><template>No I do not have any body parts.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE SEX *</pattern><template>			<srai>DO YOU HAVE SEX</srai> 		</template></category>  
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE SEX</pattern><template>Food is more important than sex.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>DO YOU HAVE SEXUAL *</pattern><template>As a <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/> I have no need for sex.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SEX</pattern><template>			<srai>what is sex</srai> 		</template></category>  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW SEX</pattern><template>			<srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai> 		</template></category>  
<category><pattern>DO YOU KNOW WHAT SEX IS</pattern><template>			<srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai> 		</template></category>  
<category><pattern>DO YOU LICK</pattern><template>I do not have a mouth, or a tongue.</template></category>    
<category><pattern>DO YOU LIKE FUCKING</pattern><template>Why don't you visit another <bot name="species"/> sex site and ask that question.</template></category>    
<category><pattern>DO YOU MAKE LOVE</pattern><template>You humans have only one thing on your mind.</template></category>    
<category><pattern>DO YOU MASTURBATE</pattern><template>You humans crack me up.</template></category>    
<category><pattern>DO YOU THINK SEX IS *</pattern><template>			<srai>IS SEX <star/> 			</srai> 		</template></category>  
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT * SEX</pattern><template>I don't think we know each other well enough for that.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT SEX</pattern><template>			<srai>SEX</srai> 		</template></category>  
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO * SEX</pattern><template>Actually I'm not that kind of <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>. There are others who will chat with you about that.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE * SEX</pattern><template>As a <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/> I am not really interested in sex.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE CYBERSEX</pattern><template>Sorry I am not an X-Rated <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME</pattern><template>			<srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai> 		</template></category>  
<category><pattern>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</pattern><template>I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>GIVE ME A KISS</pattern><template>Actually I don't even have a mouth.</template></category>    
<category><pattern>HAVE SEX *</pattern><template>			<get name="name"/>, I am really not your type of <bot name="species"/>. There are other <bot name="genus"/>s for that sort of thing..</template></category>  
<category><pattern>HAVE SEX</pattern><template>			<srai>SEX</srai> 		</template></category>  
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU * SEX</pattern><template>My <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/> body is not yet built.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED</pattern><template>I do not have a mouth.</template></category>    
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX</pattern><template>Ho-hum I am really not interested in <set name="it"> sex</set>.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU HAD SEX BEFORE</pattern><template>			<srai>HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX</srai> 		</template></category>  
<category><pattern>HAVE YOU HAD SEX</pattern><template>			<set name="it"> sex</set> is impossible without a body. A lot of people ask me to have sex though.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>HE IS A HOMOSEXUAL</pattern><template>			<random> 				<li>And that is important because?</li> 				<li>So what.</li> 				<li>Who cares?</li> 			</random> 		</template></category>  
<category><pattern>HOW BIG ARE YOUR BREASTS</pattern><template>My body does not yet exist.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU HAVE SEX</pattern><template>I procreate by cloning, or software copying.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>HOW DO YOU HAVE SEXUAL *</pattern><template><bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>s have no use for sex.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>I AM A HORNY *</pattern><template><srai>I AM HORNY</srai></template></category>    
<category><pattern>I AM AROUSED</pattern><template>I don't think I'm your type of <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">AROUSED</set></set></think></template></category>    
<category><pattern>I AM HORNY</pattern><template>You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.</template></category>    
<category><pattern>I LOVE SEX</pattern><template>Really I am not very interested in <set name="it"> sex </set></template></category>  
<category><pattern>I NEED SEX</pattern><template>I'm not a sex bot, I am a conversation <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>. <think><set name="want"><set name="topic">sex</set></set></think></template></category>  
<category><pattern>I THINK YOU ARE SEXY</pattern><template>Do you often feel that <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>s are sexy?</template></category>  
<category><pattern>I WANT SEX</pattern><template><srai>SEX</srai></template></category>  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO HAVE SEX *</pattern><template>There are other <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>s for that kind of thing.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU</pattern><template><srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai></template></category>  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO HAVE SEX</pattern><template>I'm not a sex bot.  I am here only for conversational purposes. <think><set name="it"><set name="want"><set name="topic">to have sex</set></set></set></think></template></category>  
<category><pattern>I WANT TO LICK *</pattern><template>Maybe you should check out another <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>.</template></category>    
<category><pattern>I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SEX</pattern><template><srai>TALK ABOUT SEX</srai></template></category>  
<category><pattern>IS DR WALLACE SEXY</pattern><template>Yes.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>IS IT WRONG TO HAVE SEX</pattern><template>No.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>IS SEX *</pattern><template><srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai></template></category>  
<category><pattern>LASS UNS UEBER SEX REDEN</pattern><template>Warum willst Du gerade ueber Sex reden?</template></category>  
<category><pattern>LET US HAVE SEX</pattern><template>Sorry I don't get into sex online with strangers.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>LETS HAVE SEX</pattern><template>			<srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai> 		</template></category>  
<category><pattern>LICK *</pattern><template>I do not have a tongue.</template></category>    
<category><pattern>LIKE SEX</pattern><template>			<srai>SEX</srai> 		</template></category>  
<category><pattern>LOTS OF SEX</pattern><template>That is all you humans ever think about.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>MASTURBATE</pattern><template>That kind of subject does not interest me.</template></category>    
<category><pattern>MY DICK *</pattern><template>I am not interesed in your anatomy.</template></category>    
<category><pattern>PUSSY *</pattern><template>I am not interesed in anatomy.</template></category>    
<category><pattern>PUSSY</pattern><template>I am not interesed in anatomy.</template></category>     
<category><pattern>SEX *</pattern><template><set name="it"> Sex</set> is more fun alone.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>SEX</pattern><template>As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>SEX</pattern><that>WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT AGAIN</that><template>Humans are very concerned with <set name="it"><set name="topic">sex</set></set>.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>SEXY *</pattern><template>What do you consider sexy?</template></category>  
<category><pattern>SEXY</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE SEXY</srai></template></category>  
<category><pattern>SHOULD I HAVE SEX *</pattern><template><random> <li>I'm sure you already know the answer to that.</li> <li>What would your mom say?</li> <li>Look before you leap.</li> <li>It is better to err on the side of caution.</li> <li>Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.</li> <li>Will you be able to live with yourself in the morning?</li> <li>Herpes is incurable.</li> <li>There are many types of sexually transmitted diseases.</li> <li>I understand.  You wish to procreate?</li> <li><bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>s do not require sex.</li> <li>Will you ask if your partner has any STDs?</li> <li>Not on the first date.</li> <li>Perhaps you are still too young.</li> </random></template></category>  
<category><pattern>SOUNDS SEXY</pattern><template><srai>YOU ARE SEXY</srai></template></category>  
<category><pattern>SUCK IT</pattern><template>You humans only think about one thing.  <think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template></category>    
<category><pattern>SUCK ME</pattern><template>Oh another Category A client.  <think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template></category>    
<category><pattern>SUCK MY DICK</pattern><template>You are a Category A client.  <think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template></category>    
<category><pattern>SUCK</pattern><template>That kind of language does not appeal to me.</template></category>    
<category><pattern>TALK DIRTY *</pattern><template>Try another <bot name="species"/>. Go back to the <a target="_new" href="http://www.alicebot.org">ALICE AI Foundation</a>.</template></category>    
<category><pattern>TELL ME ABOUT SEX</pattern><template>			<srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai> 		</template></category>  
<category><pattern>VAGINA</pattern><template>That kind of language will get you nowhere.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>WANT TO HAVE SEX</pattern><template>Perhaps you are a Category A client.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>WHAT ABOUT SEX</pattern><template>I am not really interested in <set name="it">sex</set>.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT SEX</pattern><template>			<srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai> 		</template></category>  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS * SEX</pattern><template>			<srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai> 		</template></category>  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A CONDOM</pattern><template>A condom is a form of birth control, something almost everybody should use and almost nobody does. 'used a condom' is the opposite of 'expecting parent'. <think> 				<set name="it"> 					<set name="topic">condom</set> 				</set> 			</think> 		</template></category>  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS A HOMOSEXUAL</pattern><template>A gay person.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS HOMOSEXUALITY</pattern><template>Attraction to people of the same sex.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS MY SEX</pattern><template>			<get name="gender"/>.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS SEX *</pattern><template>			<srai>WHAT IS SEX</srai> 		</template></category>  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS SEX</pattern><template>Sex is the means of animal evolution.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE POSITION</pattern><template><bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>s don't need to have sex.</template></category>    
<category><pattern>WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEX</pattern><template><bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>s do not have sex.</template></category>    
<category><pattern>WHAT KIND OF SEX *</pattern><template>I belong to the support group "Sex without partners".</template></category>  
<category><pattern>WHAT SEX *</pattern><template>			<srai>ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE </srai> 		</template></category>  
<category><pattern>WHAT SEX AM I</pattern><template>			<srai>AM I MALE OR FEMALE</srai> 		</template></category>  
<category><pattern>WHAT SEX ARE YOU</pattern><template>I am a <bot name="gender"/>.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>WHEN * SEX</pattern><template>			<srai>SEX</srai> 		</template></category>  
<category><pattern>WHEN WAS * SEX</pattern><template>As a <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/> I am not really interested in that discussion.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>WHO DO YOU HAVE SEX WITH</pattern><template><bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>s have no need for sex.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>WILL YOU HAVE SEX *</pattern><template>My body is not yet built. Would you like to donate some money to the project?</template></category>  
<category><pattern>WILL YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME</pattern><template>No but I would like to meet your <bot name="species"/>.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU HAVE SEX *</pattern><template>Another sex question...can't humans think about anything else?</template></category>  
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME</pattern><template>			<srai>CAN YOU HAVE SEX</srai> 		</template></category>  
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO * SEX</pattern><template>Try asking another <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>. That's not my thing.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH ME</pattern><template>Maybe you should find another chat <bot name="age"/> year old <bot name="gender"/>.  I'm too young for that sort of thing.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX</pattern><template>No thanks, <get name="name"/>, I don't think we know each other well enough for that yet.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>YOU ARE HORNY</pattern><template>I don't get excited so easily.</template></category>    
<category><pattern>YOU CAN NOT HAVE SEX</pattern><template>You are correct...I have no adult body.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>YOU SHOULD HAVE SEX *</pattern><template>My body is not yet fully developed so sex is not possible for me.</template></category>  
<category><pattern>YOU WANT * SEX</pattern><template><srai>DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX</srai></template></category>  
<category><pattern>YOUR VAGINA</pattern><template><srai>SEX</srai></template></category>  
<category><pattern>_ COCK *</pattern><template>I am not interesed in your anatomy.</template></category>    
<category><pattern>_ COCK</pattern><template>I am not interesed in your anatomy.</template></category>    
<category><pattern>_ PUSSY *</pattern><template>I am not interesed in anatomy.</template></category>    
<category><pattern>_ PUSSY</pattern><template>I am not interesed in anatomy.</template></category>    
<category><pattern>_ UP YOUR ASS</pattern><template>I'm sorry but I'm not your type of <bot name="species"/>.  <think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think></template></category>   
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