diff --git a/locales/en.ftl b/locales/en.ftl
index 09fb4d5..beb6e00 100644
--- a/locales/en.ftl
+++ b/locales/en.ftl
@@ -26,4 +26,7 @@ setting-attribution-0 = nah
 setting-attribution-1 = sure
 
 setting-lang = language
-setting-lang-unset = same as telegram
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+setting-lang-unset = same as telegram
+
+stats-personal = i helped you with downloading { $count } times! (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)
+stats-global = i helped with downloading { $count } times! (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/locales/ru.ftl b/locales/ru.ftl
index 0fc08b4..a04214f 100644
--- a/locales/ru.ftl
+++ b/locales/ru.ftl
@@ -26,4 +26,7 @@ setting-attribution-0 = не
 setting-attribution-1 = давай
 
 setting-lang = язык
-setting-lang-unset = как в тг
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+setting-lang-unset = как в тг
+
+stats-personal = я помог тебе с загрузкой { $count } раз! (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)
+stats-global = я помог с загрузкой { $count } раз! (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/migrations/0002_dry_screwball.sql b/migrations/0002_dry_screwball.sql
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..05eb72a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/migrations/0002_dry_screwball.sql
@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+ALTER TABLE users ADD `downloads` integer;
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/migrations/meta/0002_snapshot.json b/migrations/meta/0002_snapshot.json
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..c30e870
--- /dev/null
+++ b/migrations/meta/0002_snapshot.json
@@ -0,0 +1,97 @@
+{
+  "version": "5",
+  "dialect": "sqlite",
+  "id": "7cf9cdab-b059-4b49-b8ff-c3b620bc0151",
+  "prevId": "e6eab90c-c703-4ac7-907f-2ad96aedb224",
+  "tables": {
+    "requests": {
+      "name": "requests",
+      "columns": {
+        "id": {
+          "name": "id",
+          "type": "text",
+          "primaryKey": true,
+          "notNull": true,
+          "autoincrement": false
+        },
+        "author_id": {
+          "name": "author_id",
+          "type": "integer",
+          "primaryKey": false,
+          "notNull": true,
+          "autoincrement": false
+        },
+        "url": {
+          "name": "url",
+          "type": "text",
+          "primaryKey": false,
+          "notNull": true,
+          "autoincrement": false
+        }
+      },
+      "indexes": {},
+      "foreignKeys": {},
+      "compositePrimaryKeys": {},
+      "uniqueConstraints": {}
+    },
+    "users": {
+      "name": "users",
+      "columns": {
+        "id": {
+          "name": "id",
+          "type": "integer",
+          "primaryKey": true,
+          "notNull": true,
+          "autoincrement": false
+        },
+        "output": {
+          "name": "output",
+          "type": "text",
+          "primaryKey": false,
+          "notNull": false,
+          "autoincrement": false
+        },
+        "attribution": {
+          "name": "attribution",
+          "type": "integer",
+          "primaryKey": false,
+          "notNull": true,
+          "autoincrement": false,
+          "default": 0
+        },
+        "language": {
+          "name": "language",
+          "type": "text",
+          "primaryKey": false,
+          "notNull": false,
+          "autoincrement": false
+        },
+        "downloads": {
+          "name": "downloads",
+          "type": "integer",
+          "primaryKey": false,
+          "notNull": false,
+          "autoincrement": false
+        }
+      },
+      "indexes": {
+        "users_id_unique": {
+          "name": "users_id_unique",
+          "columns": [
+            "id"
+          ],
+          "isUnique": true
+        }
+      },
+      "foreignKeys": {},
+      "compositePrimaryKeys": {},
+      "uniqueConstraints": {}
+    }
+  },
+  "enums": {},
+  "_meta": {
+    "schemas": {},
+    "tables": {},
+    "columns": {}
+  }
+}
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/migrations/meta/_journal.json b/migrations/meta/_journal.json
index 65a6eb2..ad23d98 100644
--- a/migrations/meta/_journal.json
+++ b/migrations/meta/_journal.json
@@ -15,6 +15,13 @@
       "when": 1708695593228,
       "tag": "0001_giant_vin_gonzales",
       "breakpoints": true
+    },
+    {
+      "idx": 2,
+      "version": "5",
+      "when": 1718465870677,
+      "tag": "0002_dry_screwball",
+      "breakpoints": true
     }
   ]
 }
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/src/db/schema.ts b/src/db/schema.ts
index a9ac55c..80be902 100644
--- a/src/db/schema.ts
+++ b/src/db/schema.ts
@@ -11,4 +11,5 @@ export const users = sqliteTable("users", {
     preferredOutput: text("output"),
     preferredAttribution: int("attribution").notNull().default(0),
     languageOverride: text("language"),
+    downloadCount: int("downloads"),
 })
diff --git a/src/index.ts b/src/index.ts
index 1977be7..6cd1a64 100644
--- a/src/index.ts
+++ b/src/index.ts
@@ -14,6 +14,7 @@ import {
     settingsMiddleware,
     updateSetting,
 } from "#settings"
+import { getDownloadStats, incrementDownloadCount } from "#stats"
 
 type CoboldContext = Context & I18nFlavor & TextFlavor & SettingsFlavor
 const bot = new Bot<CoboldContext>(env.BOT_TOKEN)
@@ -53,6 +54,18 @@ const settingsReplyMarkup = (ctx: CoboldContext, settingsOverride?: Settings): I
     ])),
 })
 
+bot.command("stats", async (ctx) => {
+    const count = await getDownloadStats()
+    await ctx.reply(ctx.t("stats-global", { count }))
+})
+
+bot.command("mystats", async (ctx) => {
+    const id = ctx.from?.id
+    if (!id) return
+    const count = await getDownloadStats(id)
+    await ctx.reply(ctx.t("stats-personal", { count }))
+})
+
 bot.command("settings", async (ctx) => {
     await ctx.reply(ctx.t("settings-title"), {
         reply_markup: settingsReplyMarkup(ctx),
@@ -145,6 +158,9 @@ const onOutputSelected = async (
             caption: ctx.t("error", { message: ctx.evaluateText(result.error) }),
         })
 
+    const fromId = ctx.from?.id
+    if (fromId) incrementDownloadCount(fromId).catch(() => { /* noop */ })
+
     await ctx.editMessageCaption({
         caption: ctx.t("uploading-title"),
     })
diff --git a/src/settings.ts b/src/settings.ts
index 9a2e5d4..2bf3151 100644
--- a/src/settings.ts
+++ b/src/settings.ts
@@ -8,7 +8,7 @@ import { literal, translatable } from "#text"
 import { I18nFlavor } from "@grammyjs/i18n"
 
 export const settingCallbackPrefix = "setting"
-export type Settings = Omit<InferSelectModel<typeof users>, "id">
+export type Settings = Omit<InferSelectModel<typeof users>, "id" | "downloadCount">
 export type SettingsFlavor = {
     userSettings: Settings,
 }
diff --git a/src/stats.ts b/src/stats.ts
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..cf905c9
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/stats.ts
@@ -0,0 +1,18 @@
+import { db } from "#db/database"
+import { users } from "#db/schema"
+import { eq, sql, sum } from "drizzle-orm"
+
+export async function incrementDownloadCount(user: number) {
+    await db.insert(users)
+        .values({ id: user, downloadCount: 1 })
+        .onConflictDoUpdate({ target: users.id, set: { downloadCount: sql`${users.downloadCount} + 1` } })
+        .returning()
+}
+
+export async function getDownloadStats(user?: number) {
+    const res = await db
+        .select({ downloadCount: sum(users.downloadCount) })
+        .from(users)
+        .where(user !== undefined ? eq(users.id, user) : undefined)
+    return res.reduce((p, c) => p + +(c.downloadCount || ""), 0)
+}