diff --git a/src/melee/it/items/itmew.c b/src/melee/it/items/itmew.c
index 8b13789179..7eca372f89 100644
--- a/src/melee/it/items/itmew.c
+++ b/src/melee/it/items/itmew.c
@@ -1 +1,173 @@
+#include "itmew.h"
 
+#include "ef/eflib.h"
+#include "gr/stage.h"
+#include "it/inlines.h"
+#include "it/it_266F.h"
+#include "it/it_26B1.h"
+#include "it/it_2725.h"
+#include "it/item.h"
+#include "it/types.h"
+
+#include <baselib/gobj.h>
+#include <baselib/random.h>
+
+void it_802D3D94(HSD_GObj*, Item*); /* static */
+void it_802D3C9C(HSD_GObj*);        /* static */
+void (*it_802D3BE0(HSD_GObj*))(HSD_GObj*);
+M2C_UNK it_8027ADEC(M2C_UNK, Item_GObj*, HSD_JObj*, f32); /* extern */
+extern f32 it_804DD4BC;
+extern f32 it_804DD4B8;
+
+void it_802D3B18(Item_GObj* arg0)
+{
+    Article* temp_r4;
+    Item* temp_r5;
+    void* temp_r31;
+
+    temp_r5 = arg0->user_data;
+    temp_r4 = temp_r5->xC4_article_data;
+    temp_r31 = temp_r4->x4_specialAttributes;
+    temp_r5->facing_dir = it_804DD4B8;
+    // it_802D3D94(temp_r4, temp_r5);
+    //  it_80279CDC(arg0, *temp_r31);
+}
+
+void it_802D3B6C(Item_GObj* gobj, Item_GObj* ref_gobj)
+{
+    it_8026B894(gobj, ref_gobj);
+}
+
+void it_802D3B8C(Item_GObj* gobj)
+{
+    Item* ip = GET_ITEM(gobj);
+
+    it_80273454(gobj);
+    it_802D3BE0(gobj);
+    Item_8026AE84(ip, 0x2729, 0x7F, 0x40);
+}
+
+void (*it_802D3BE0(HSD_GObj* arg0))(HSD_GObj*)
+{
+    void* temp_r31;
+
+    temp_r31 = arg0->user_data;
+    it_8027ADEC(0x46B, arg0, arg0->hsd_obj, it_804DD4BC);
+    Item_80268E5C(arg0, 1, ITEM_ANIM_UPDATE);
+    M2C_FIELD(temp_r31, s32*, 0xD28) = M2C_ERROR(
+        /* unknown instruction: subi $r0, $r3, %l(efLib_PauseAll) */);
+    M2C_FIELD(temp_r31, s32*, 0xD2C) = M2C_ERROR(
+        /* unknown instruction: subi $r0, $r3, %l(efLib_ResumeAll) */);
+    return efLib_ResumeAll;
+}
+
+bool it_802D3C50(Item_GObj* gobj)
+{
+    if (it_80272C6C(gobj) == false) {
+        it_802D3C9C(gobj);
+    }
+    return false;
+}
+
+void it_802D3C90(Item_GObj* gobj) {}
+
+bool it_802D3C94(Item_GObj* gobj)
+{
+    return false;
+}
+
+void it_802D3C9C(HSD_GObj* arg0)
+{
+    void* temp_r30;
+    void* temp_r31;
+
+    temp_r31 = arg0->user_data;
+    temp_r30 = M2C_FIELD(M2C_FIELD(temp_r31, void**, 0xC4), void**, 4);
+    Item_80268E5C(arg0, 2, ITEM_ANIM_UPDATE);
+    M2C_FIELD(temp_r31, s32*, 0xD28) = M2C_ERROR(
+        /* unknown instruction: subi $r0, $r3, %l(efLib_PauseAll) */);
+    M2C_FIELD(temp_r31, s32*, 0xD2C) = M2C_ERROR(
+        /* unknown instruction: subi $r0, $r3, %l(efLib_ResumeAll) */);
+    if (HSD_Randi(2) != 0) {
+        M2C_FIELD(temp_r31, f32*, 0x40) = M2C_FIELD(temp_r30, f32*, 4);
+    } else {
+        M2C_FIELD(temp_r31, f32*, 0x40) = -M2C_FIELD(temp_r30, f32*, 4);
+    }
+    M2C_FIELD(temp_r31, f32*, 0x44) = M2C_FIELD(temp_r30, f32*, 8);
+}
+
+bool it_802D3D28(Item_GObj* gobj)
+{
+    Item* ip = GET_ITEM(gobj);
+
+    if (ip->pos.y > Stage_GetBlastZoneTopOffset()) {
+        return true;
+    }
+    return false;
+}
+
+void it_802D3D6C(Item_GObj* arg0)
+{
+    void* temp_r4;
+
+    temp_r4 = M2C_FIELD(arg0, void**, 0x2C);
+    M2C_FIELD(temp_r4, f32*, 0x44) =
+        M2C_FIELD(temp_r4, f32*, 0x44) +
+        M2C_FIELD(M2C_FIELD(M2C_FIELD(temp_r4, void**, 0xC4), void**, 4), f32*,
+                  0xC);
+}
+
+bool it_802D3D8C(Item_GObj* gobj)
+{
+    return false;
+}
+
+void it_802D3D94(HSD_GObj* arg0, Item* arg1)
+{
+    Item* temp_r31;
+
+    temp_r31 = arg0->user_data;
+    it_802762BC(temp_r31);
+    Item_80268E5C(arg0, 0, ITEM_ANIM_UPDATE);
+    temp_r31->entered_hitlag = M2C_ERROR(
+        /* unknown instruction: subi $r0, $r3, %l(efLib_PauseAll) */);
+    temp_r31->exited_hitlag = M2C_ERROR(
+        /* unknown instruction: subi $r0, $r3, %l(efLib_ResumeAll) */);
+    it_80273670(arg0, 0, it_804DD4B8);
+}
+
+bool it_802D3E08(Item_GObj* gobj)
+{
+    it_80279FF8(gobj);
+    return false;
+}
+
+void it_802D3E2C(Item_GObj* arg0)
+{
+    Item* temp_r30;
+    Item* temp_r31;
+
+    if (it_8027A09C(arg0) != 0) {
+        temp_r31 = arg0->user_data;
+        it_80273454(arg0);
+        temp_r30 = arg0->user_data;
+        it_8027ADEC(0x46B, arg0, arg0->hsd_obj, it_804DD4BC);
+        Item_80268E5C(arg0, 1, ITEM_ANIM_UPDATE);
+        temp_r30->entered_hitlag = M2C_ERROR(
+            /* unknown instruction: subi $r0, $r3, %l(efLib_PauseAll) */);
+        temp_r30->exited_hitlag = M2C_ERROR(
+            /* unknown instruction: subi $r0, $r3, %l(efLib_ResumeAll) */);
+        Item_8026AE84(temp_r31, 0x2729, 0x7F, 0x40);
+    }
+}
+
+bool it_802D3ED0(Item_GObj* gobj)
+{
+    return it_8027A118(gobj, it_802D3B8C);
+}
+
+ItemStateTable it_803F80C8[] = {
+    { 0, it_802D3E08, it_802D3E2C, it_802D3ED0 },
+    { 1, it_802D3C50, it_802D3C90, it_802D3C94 },
+    { 2, it_802D3D28, it_802D3D6C, it_802D3D8C },
+};