notify

#!/bin/sh
# Send a message to za3k
# Feel free to use during reasonable hours to contact me.
# =============== config ===============
NAME=notify2zak

EMAIL=za3k@za3k.com

NTFY_CHANNEL=za3k_general

# Google voice does not support this
# Good2Go does!
PHONE_EMAIL=

# Always sent using my ZNC bouncer, which requires my laptop that stores the password
IRC_NICK=za3k
IRC_SERVER=libera.znc.za3k.com:10000

TZ=EST5EDT
# =============== code ===============
SENDMAIL=sendmail
if which sendmail 2>/dev/null >/dev/null; then :; else SENDMAIL=/usr/lib/sendmail; fi
if [ -z "$XDG_RUNTIME_DIR" ]; then # Needed to make 'say' use pulseaudio instead of alsa
    export XDG_RUNTIME_DIR="/run/user/`id -u`"
fi

ssh_lessstupid() {
    args=()
    for v in "$@"; do args+=("$(printf %q "$v")"); done
    ssh "${args[@]}"
}


email() {
    echo "Subject: $NAME $1" | $SENDMAIL $EMAIL
}

ntfy() {
    curl -s -d "$NAME: $1" ntfy.sh/$NTFY_CHANNEL >/dev/null
}

popup() {
    COMMAND=( notify-send "$NAME" -t 300000 "$1" )
    case `hostname` in
        juice)
            "${COMMAND[@]}"
            ssh_lessstupid laptop "${COMMAND[@]}"
        ;;
        rosemary)
            "${COMMAND[@]}"
            ssh_lessstupid juice "${COMMAND[@]}"
        ;;
        *) ssh_lessstupid juice notify --popup "$1" ;;
    esac
}

speak() {
  case `hostname` in
    juice)
        ssh_lessstupid laptop /home/zachary/short-programs/say "$1" || true
        say "$1" ;;
    germinate) ssh_lessstupid juice notify --speak "$1" ;;
    rosemary)
        ssh_lessstupid juice say "$1"
        say "$1" ;;
    *)
        reasonable_time && ssh_lessstupid juice notify --speak "$1" ;;
  esac
}

beeps() {
  case `hostname` in
    juice)
        ssh_lessstupid laptop /home/zachary/short-programs/beepz "$1" || true 
        beepz "$1" ;;
    rosemary)
        ssh_lessstupid juice beepz "$1"
        beepz "$1" ;;
    germinate) 
        ssh_lessstupid juice notify --beep "$1" ;;
    *)
        reasonable_time && ssh_lessstupid juice notify --beep "$1"
  esac
}

irc() {
    case `hostname` in
      rosemary)
        [ `hostname` == rosemary ] || return 0
        IRC_HOST="$(echo "$IRC_SERVER" | cut -f1 -d:)"
        IRC_PORT="$(echo "$IRC_SERVER" | cut -f2 -d:)"
        IRC_PASSWORD=`grep "kisspunch/libera" ~/.purple/accounts.xml | sed "s/.*>\(.*\)<.*/\1/"`
        { 
            echo "PASS $IRC_PASSWORD"
            echo "NICK kisspunch"
            echo "USER kisspunch@libera.znc.za3k.com 0 * :kisspunch"
            echo "PRIVMSG $IRC_NICK :$NAME: $1"
            echo "QUIT"
        } | /usr/bin/gnutls-cli --no-ca-verification -p $IRC_PORT $IRC_HOST >/dev/null 2>/dev/null
        ;;
      juice)
        # Sorry future self
        ssh_lessstupid laptop /home/zachary/.projects/short-programs/notify --irc "$1"
        ;;
      *)
        ssh_lessstupid juice notify --irc "$1"
        ;;
    esac
}

sms() {
    return 0; # ATT Gateway blocks us.
    echo "Subject: $NAME $1" | $SENDMAIL $PHONE_EMAIL
}

usage() {
    echo "Usage: notify [--afk] <MESSAGE>:  Send a notification to zak" >&2
    echo "       notify --here <MESSAGE>: Send a notification to zak" >&2
    echo "       notify --push" >&2
}

reasonable_time() {
    case `\date "+%H"` in
        01|02|03|04|05|06|07|08|09|10)
            echo "No. It's an unreasonable time of day to contact me." >&2
            return 1
            ;;
        *)
            return 0
    esac
}

push() {
    if [ `hostname` != 'rosemary' ]; then
        echo "Wrong machine." >&2
        exit 1
    fi
    exe="$0"
    for machine in germinate deadtree juice; do
        echo -n "${machine}... "
        rsync --rsync-path="sudo rsync" "$exe" $machine:/bin/notify && echo "pushed" || echo "FAILED"
    done
    echo -n "tron... "
    rsync "$exe" tron:bin/notify2zak && echo "pushed" || echo "FAILED"
}

if [ $# -eq 2 ]; then
  cmd="$1"
  msg="$2"
elif [[ $# -eq 1 && $1 == "--push" ]]; then
  cmd="$1"
elif [ $# -eq 1 ]; then
  cmd="--afk"
  msg="$2"
else
  usage
  exit 1
fi

case "$cmd" in
  --speak)  speak "$msg" ;;
  --popup)  popup "$msg" ;;
  --sms)    sms "$msg" ;;
  --email)  email "$msg" ;;
  --ntfy)   ntfy "$msg" ;;
  --irc)    irc "$msg" ;;
  --beep)   beeps "$msg" ;;
  --afk)
            email "$msg" &
            ntfy "$msg" &
            sms "$msg" &
            irc "$msg" &
    ;&
  --here)
            popup "$msg" &
            beeps "$msg" || speak "$msg"
            wait
    ;;
  --push)   push ;;
  *)        usage; exit 1 ;;
esac