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<TITLE> Dinky Chinky Woo </TITLE>
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<center><img src=chinesething.gif><p><font face="Helvetica,Geneva,Arial">
<h1><font color=#ffffff>Confrootious and his Zen Caboose</font></h1>
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[Isolatationist policy?]<p>
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Ah slow pork-chop! Welcome, glasshopper, to The People's Glorious Revolutionary Zen Laundromat. Unite! Unite! Unite and dlink DIET KOK!<p>
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DIET KOK! It making you scream! <br>
DIET KOK! It bring you relative back from dead!<br>
DIET KOK! Tasting good bodily fluid!
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Now you here, you want good CONFROOTIOUS WISDOM.<p>
Favlite Slayings:<p>
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Wuhan Shenyang No. 1 Bicycle Factory makings the best bikey for the ridings-bum.<p>
Dliving: When passender of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.<p>
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.<p>
Boy who eat bad rat grow small desert-cactus in butt.</h3> (That one lost a little in translation - Zf)<h3><p>
Never raise hand to tantrum child, it leave groin exposed.<p>
Man hanging one-handed from clifftop with turnip in mouth deserve all he get. It am him own damn fault.<p>
Me Confrootious, me celebrate 268th birthday to-hic-heeeuuuyeaarghhg!! Ah. <p></h3>
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<img src=dengdead.gif><br>[Done Shopping 1907-1997]<p>
"Die! Die like a dog you despicable peace-loving, freedom-seeking liberal!"
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<img src=chinescrawl.gif><br>
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This site sponsored by<br><img src=geologo.gif><br>Your free home on the web.<br>
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<a href=mailto:[email protected]>[email protected]
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