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<HTML>
<HEAD>
<!-- You sad source-swiping swine -->
<TITLE> Cow Central </TITLE>
</HEAD>
<BODY VLINK="#003300" LINK="#3b00bb" B?CKGROUND="news.jpg"
BGCOLOR="#ffffdd" TEXT="#000000">
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</a>
<font size=1>
<a href=..\cgi-bin\homestead\hood_SoHo\Lofts5400.html>
Come n' visit some o' ma homies in da 'hood..</font></a>
</center>
<P><FONT SIZE=7>L</font>
<font size=4>adies and gentlemen, please clutch your glands and whistle a
dreadful tune as we present to you our unhappy little minds . . .</FONT>
<hr size=5><p><p>
<CENTER>
<table border=0 width=100%>
<tr><td><a href=credits.html><img border=0 src="zflogo.gif">
</a></td><td align=middle>
This many oiks have deigned it reasonable to spend at least
a small portion of their time in gracing the fair land of Froot
with their presence:<p>
<img src="..\cgi-bin\counter\zootfroot"></td>
</tr></table>
<table cellpadding=15><tr><td><img src=superaward.gif></td><td>
<img src=britstandard.gif></td><td><a href=http://www.durex.com><img border=0 src=durex.gif></a></td><td><img src=top5.gif>
</td></tr></table>
<br>Hello YOU. Welcome to ME. These are my guts. Sup hard!<p>
<table border=5 noshade>
<tr>
<td bgcolor=#ccccaa><A HREF="zfinfo.html">ZF's big moon-cow frontispiece!</a>
</td>
<td bgcolor=#aaaaaa><A HREF="art.html">But is it art? ART SCHMART!</A>
</td>
<td bgcolor=#ccccaa><A HREF="religion.html">Praise tha LOOOARD!</A>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td bgcolor=#aaaaaa><A HREF="talkers.html">LOOK MOMMA! Me am in TALKER HELL!</A>
</td>
<td bgcolor=#ccccaa><A HREF="mates.html">The BEST of the REST. And some of the crap
as well.</A>
</td>
<td bgcolor=#aaaaaa><A HREF="astrology.html">Get your HOROSCOPE while it's toasty...</A>
</td>
</tr>
</table>
<p><font color=#00aa00><h1>REMEMBER: WINNERS DON'T USE
<a href=drugs.html>DRUGS</a>!</h1></font>
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<a href=http://www.Lpage.com/wgb/wgbview.dbm?owner=zootfroot&lang=zootfroo>READ the ZFbook
</a><p>
These tawdry pages are hosted by those fabulous folks at
<a href=..\index.html><img border=0 src=geologo.gif></a>. They are lovely people and
I am not getting paid to say this ahem ahem ahem.</center>
<p>
<center><img src=taxiline.gif><BR>
<font size=2 color=ff0000>DISCLAIMER: ZF cannot be held responsible for nuclear war,
racial tension or terrible infectious plagues. If you find yourself heavily
involved with any of these social maladies, please firebomb your local politician.</font>
<BR>
<img src=taxiline.gif><p>Don't CRY for ME you dirty dog!
<a href="mailto:[email protected]">
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