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<H1>ZOOTFROOT THRINGG ESQUIRE</H1>
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Is that him? Oh my God! I thought he'd be..... taller...
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<a href=gallery.html>Clicky-clicky</a> ... so you can get Piccy! <p></font><hr size=5><p></center>
Hello, this is Zootfroot Vax Strange Gravitar Imbosis "Groats!"
Thringg esquire dishing the DIRT on the human enigma that is... ermmmm..... me.<p><hr size=5><p>
<ul><img src=bangbullet.gif> Zootfroot is the illegitimate son
of a 17th century layabout.<br>
<img src=bangbullet.gif> Zootfroot cannot smell, in any sense of
the word.<br>
<img src=bangbullet.gif> Zootfroot has a famous ancestor, the
ancient chinese philosopher, <a href=confroot.html>Confrootious
</a>.<br>
<img src=bangbullet.gif> Zootfroot had a classical upbringing,
and boasts 97% immunity to sharp implements, like the legendary
greek warrior, Achilles. Zootfroot has an achilles bum.<br>
<img src=bangbullet.gif> Zootfroot cannot pronounce the word
"Prfaf!". No, hang on... "PrgaaggdfG!". Ummmm. He can't write
it, either. Sorry about that one.<br>
<img src=bangbullet.gif> Zootfroot has an idiot cousin,
<a href=marvino.html>Marvino</a>, who is the life and soul of
any party.<p><font size=2>
( Provided you don't play Pass The Parcel. This is
likely to induce Marvino into fits of
<img align=right src=cow.gif> primal rage.<br>
Please do not invite Marvino to this sort of party.)</font>
<br>
<img src=bangbullet.gif> Zootfroot cannot abide cows for reasons
which are only too obvious. See <a href=spa.html>here</a>
for details.<br>
<img src=bangbullet.gif> Zootfroot is teflon-coated for easy
cleaning with a damp cloth. He has given up gravity on
<a href=judas.html>religious</a>
grounds.<br>
<img src=bangbullet.gif> Zootfroot once had a sneeze-whilst-chow
incident and blew a 4-inch caramelised lump of peanuts out of
the side of his head and a further 20 feet through the air.
According to <a href=http://www.guinness.ie>Guinness</a>, this is a
record.<br>
<img src=bangbullet.gif> Zootfroot can make fabulous 4-course
meals armed only with flour, saliva, a toaster and and a small
wooden spoon.<br>
<img src=bangbullet.gif> Zootfroot once read War And Peace, Bleak House, and The Tibetan Book Of The Dead in
one sitting and still had time to refurbish a dining room that evening. He
knows the exact location of every item of food in the supermarket. He has
performed several covert operations for the KGB, the CIA, MI5
and the YMCA. He has searched the <a href=astrology.html>galaxy</a> for
<a href=jim.html>truth</a> and found none.<br>
<img src=bangbullet.gif> Zootfroot occasionally treads water for
three days in a row, stopping only to build small symbolic
models of stock-exchange figures from left-over hair for lost
children. He woos women with his sensuous and god-like kazoo
playing.<br>
<img src=bangbullet.gif> Zootfroot is wrongly credited with the invention of air, cheese, the number
7 and the proliferation of <a href=serving.html>Serving Suggestions.</a><br>
<img src=bangbullet.gif> Zootfroot is divorced from his body for
medical reasons. He consequently has trouble getting served in
shops.<br>
<img src=bangbullet.gif> Zootfroot was unfortunately killed in a bizarre and hitherto unexplained
Hair/Lemon/Mongoose/Moisturiser incident. He leaves behind him a family of 29 and a small yet disturbing sticky
trail.<br>
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Like a RUBBER HOUND I'll come BOUNCING back for MORE!<br>
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