Watch Dogs

Unnecessary but awesome command!!!

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About

This command calls dogs to watch over your computer.

Don't you hate it when you see your SSH connections being torn down without anyone doing anything about it? Then you need watchdogs!

With this command, you will be able to call powerful and faithful dogs that watch over your connections so that nobody destroys them.

You can also call these dogs to watch over your computer when you go for a coffee break.

Or if you need some company, you can call them in a corner window.

They are always there for you.

With this command, you can even just watch dogs, if you like that. No judging...

Watchdogs: only the best dogs the computer world has ever seen.

All dogs are purebreds from: https://ascii.co.uk/art/dog

Usage

You can add this project directory to your PATH (if you don't, you'll need to call the dogs with ./watchdogs. This makes them sad):

export PATH=$PATH:/path/to/this/project/directory

To call the dogs:

watchdogs [-h] [-n n] [-d d] -- call dogs to watch over your computer (or just watch dogs if you like that)

where:
    -h  show this help text
    -n  set the delay between each dog call (default: 5)
    -d  if you only trust one dog, set it's number (default: random)