My funny motd config. Just for fun!
Buddha
Usage:
- For Ubuntu:
- 12.04: Just copy the content from Buddha to
/etc/motd.tail(Maybe it's not exist, create it!) - 14.04: Copy to
/etc/motd
- 12.04: Just copy the content from Buddha to
- For CentOS:Just copy the content from Buddha to
/etc/motd
mom-beat-me-once
(from here,look at its source code!)
Usage:
As above
HatsuneMiku (from here)
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girl (Thank @liaoishere for pull request #1)
/*[*/#include<stdio.h>//
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#define e 0x1//
typedef struct{int d,b,o,P;char*q,*p;}f;int p,q,d,b,_=0//|
#include __FILE__//]>>>[->+>++<<]<[-<<+>>>++<]>>+MISAKA*IMOUTO
#undef e//[->[-<<+<+<+>>>>]<<<<<++[->>+>>>+<<<<<]>+>+++>+++[>]]b
#define e(c)/**/if((_!=__LINE__?(_=__LINE__):0)){c;}//[20002,+[-.+]
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"\n\40\"8oCan\40not\40open %s\n\0aaFbfeccdeaEbgecbbcda6bcedd#e(bbed$bbd",
"a6bgcdbbccd#ead$c%bcdea7bccde*b$eebbdda9bsdbeccdbbecdcbbcceed#eaa&bae$cbe",
"e&cbdd$eldbdeedbbdede)bdcdea&bbde1bedbbcc&b#ccdee&bdcdea'bbcd)e'bad(bae&bccd",
"e&bbda1bdcdee$bbce#b$c&bdedcd%ecdca4bhcdeebbcd#e$b#ecdcc$bccda7bbcc#e#d%c*bbda",
">bad/bbda"};static int S(){return(o[p][q]);}static/**/int/**/Z=0 ;void/**/z(int//
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dog (Thank @liaoishere for pull request #1)
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doge (Thank @jackeyGao for pull request #2)
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